them lines
dem lines, dem lines...
Raddly! Daddly! Doo! WooHooo!!!
Let me know if you want to read the rest
If I Could Be
A bit of silliness
Ladies - Size Matters
Looked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no offence to any ladies as for me it is the size of your heart and love not your proportional disposition. This is just a fun moment nothing more.
Fish guts
Drunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing trip Along with all this alcohol Sh*t I think I’m getting ripped This dodgy food and drinking A
Nun of the Above
some zesty word play ..
Sas tries to Rhyme
Okay I know it's cheesy, But I tried to at least Rhyme LOL
FOOD HAIKU POEMS
Just thinking of food for fun.
No Smoking.
Waiting in the bus station.
The Busker
Half an eternity ago I spend some time playing street-music. One day, I had an experience not unlike the one described above... A traumatic experience which could leave any self-respecting Busker with nightmarish visions for years to come! Oh, mass-tourism-- thou addst nails to my coffin...!
50 Words (50 Words challenge)
I once tried a poem with just fifty words- The start was quite easy- the middle a treat; When reaching the end it just went to the birds- I cut that piece out, which turned into a feat. I tried very hard to make sure it would fit; But then I com
The Spel Cheker
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your pleased two no It’s letter-perfect inn it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
E-Motions
This is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..
a day in the life of 'married man'
Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accompanied me so as to visit Lowes to see about a new clothes dryer to replace our non-working one. We fi
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.
Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the travellers certainly feel it. It certainly was an eye opener for this visitor and I have never forgotten the warm hospitality....Maymyo.
Crazy Note tonight !!!!!!!!!
To have fun and be crazy while writing and exspressing words.
hai yeah books
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se Majboor... Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor...haaa Ans Ye Sachi aj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau... Bas pas hone ke liye mai ye ans likte jau... Din rat hi mai ye book ratte jau...
Pink or Pinky?
To sexy for my brain to remember.
Coffee and Poetry
Reposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!
"World's Head Honchos Playing Hide-n-Seek!"
This whimsical poem anthropomorphizes global organizations as players in a game of hide-and-seek, symbolizing the complexities and hidden actions of global politics and economics. It playfully critiques the elites who navigate these institutions, subtly wielding power. Despite its light-hearted tone, it acknowledges the grave consequences of their decisions. The poem aims to make the abstract concept of global governance relatable, aiming to provoke thought and discussion. The poem was written with a spirit of light-hearted cynicism, highlighting the absurdity of these power dynamics, yet it carries an underlying hope for a more transparent, shared global governance. This ode falls under the category of "Satirical Poetry." Satirical poetry uses humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. In this case, the ode humorously critiques the often unseen actions of global elites, symbolized by leaders of major international organizations, and their effect on world affairs.
a nose job
ummmmmm.....lol...no excuse for this one...dunno where it came from
The long awaited New Years List
Feeling better..
Haiku-1
summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......
Lost
Two weeks lost in our new city....
just fun riddles
...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ..1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? ..2. When your one gallon piggy bank is emp
HARVEY......lol
I'm saying no more.....lol...xxx
Bad hair day..
Where's my freaking hair? lol
The Little People
A poem for children and adults...ancient stories about mystery.
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :O
Oh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I love you Oh, kiss, I love you Oh, hug, I love you Oh, you,I love you Oh, me,I love you Oh, th
The real Profile
lol.
Haiku, Ahhhtchoo!
Can I get a gesundheit?
Fishing Stories
Thought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other times fishing and stories that were shared - some true and some a bit of a stretch!
Sorry
Sorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out of the room SorryI sprayed you with perfume. Sorry you're so bizarre Sorry I wanted to punch yo
Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARD
There is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me.....
For the lovely members of CS Pt.1
'Fellsman, Andrew, Niah, Stillframe and Freedumb I will be doing another for you all soon :-)
Viewer discretion advised
I cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..
Still Clueless
True story
The Night Before Thanksgiving
I was thinking about Thanksgiving Day, and the inspiration came to me to write a poem about a turkey farmer losing his turkeys the day before he was to deliver then to his customers, and the ensuing disaster that would occur if he couldn't deliver the goods. It's just a whimsical poem.
Ring of death
A little Saturday morning something..lol
Doctor jokes
Merry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes
dementia at it's best
this was a joke that was sent around on an email i changed it around to make it an original but the basic plot is the joke.
The only Diamond
The only diamond in the world that no one knew it