Pork and Beans
One of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to
the dog
yes bored and yet more flows out.
My Mailbox
Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!
O Gee, I guess...
A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL
Poet"s corner
It concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it's just getting very funny ..
Abe and the girls
Another bible classic
What the?
Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
Squashed
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.
Hotel Astoria
I wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can go for months without writing anything and yet, in one evening, I can write 6 or 7. I rarely change a word I write .. weird, eh?
The Dance
Just a little fun
Is is What Was Was?
This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do was agree with it lol
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...
Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
.... from Nantucket
see...clean...hah! (dammit)
Broken Man
Men and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those were the days, for those who can remember.
Yankee's Challenge
I look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell makes me want to smile My favorite flower of all you do ask So hard to choose what a task So I wi
Earthly Beings
Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
My other half
Just rolling some numbers around in my head...
Secretary's Memo
Secretary's Memo Poets Corner will accept applications for contributions, only when all criteria is fulfilled, !: You must be constantly drunk on spirits not properly distilled. 2: You must be mad, half mad won't do, you must be comple
old man
well after a night with the kids and busted railway timetables leading to bussing it with a child in arms sound asleep once finished i felt old being reason for my poem tonight enjoy
AUSTRALIANS !!!
They might need Cheering Up ???
The Key
I searched the room. Moved from place to place. I couldn't find what was lost not even a trace. My heart was breaking ....The air felt thin. I kept lookin could not give in. Why can't I find....what I'm lookin for. Am I blind..... to tired to
Do the Bogeyman. . . . .(Episode I, Mark trilogy)
The Orion has arrived! On board the Flagship, RearAdmiral Mickael, Eternal Dark Man on the bridge, And his Ladyship PrincessLadyJewel, His bodyguard of a thousand blades! He came to tame and conquer the carrions, Blood sucking humanoids of t
My Cat
Just a bit of fun...
The State Of Play
Whats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the games begin,, fact or fiction, good or sin,,,,lets play it fair,,stand on the line,,me here,, you the
Secret Recipe: Coffee, Tea or Rhyme?
glad to find out the flare up re: rhyming, has seem to have settled down...this is just a light hearted take on why and how some of us write...
time and light
i don't know guess just got bored.
I wanna be a Dog!
It's Friday night! lol.
Old White Tail
Just a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song
Idle poets!
I write. You write. They write. Write Right!
The Army Rises
I often take walks at night, and can`t see the worms. I try not to step on them, but I sure do know when I do. What a weird feeling. Ick! Written 5-16-11 but created...in my head on the 14th lol
Go Ask Alice
To Lewis Carroll
The Thunder Song
My favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's room right after he hears some thunder, "Thunder buddies for life, right John. You're #@$% right. Oh, come on, let's sing the Thunder Song."
Summertime
Summertime, Ella Fitz.., what great lyrics. Here's the backwoods version.
Um
This Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I Love you. (Send money!!!!) JUST KIDDING! Relax, willya? ~The End~ This makes me mad. All of it.
Quiver
I Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you are not in jest. My heart's smouldering as if too ignite. I'll dream of you throughout the night. M
10 Cents a Dance!
Ten tickets please!
Broken feet
Bart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three
farewell BMW
Well I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was gonna be my bike I was gonna be her man but a truck got between us and it quickly put an end to my
Wonder
Nothing
where did I put my keys?
Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate..............