Kickit
A new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.
Ode To Poetnumber1
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
Southern Signs Continued...
Just having a bit of fun coming up with these at work one day with some colleagues. I hope they may elicit a chuckle or a smile to your day. I'd meant to post these around Valentine's Day, but got busy at work and time got away from me for a bit. Love ya'll!!
Red X
Funny what you find on the road these days
Tom Fiddlebox
My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on broken clocks. I saw a fish, who talks, It sank my boat out on the docks. My name is Tom Fiddlebox,
The Poet Has Spoken
Tis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfully bad luck Cause I won't repeat them here
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Better To Give Without Promising ... What To Promise Without Holding ...
Shake My Soul
May I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..
On The Beach (lol)
Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx
Dumb and Dumber 2 Movie Review
This was one of the most anticipated movies of the year, and boy what a let down!
Friends in High Places
I was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places.
Horse jokes
There's something about horses..
Bunny
I often write poetry some are witty, others are of feelings that I felt at the time of writing the poem.
Waking up
Wrote this when I was a university student
In Answer to the Worst Poems
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
Cash Flow
If there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times we live in All about money and sin And do it all over again And where ever yo go You gotta have
Pattern of Beats
Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.
2012 memories
Another year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others A year filled with butterflies and millions of books Half hearted glares and some dirty looks We w
P.S.PU
I was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu I know you expected more lines than this Please understand my love I'm dancing the polecat twist
Limerick
There was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object, Damn limericks or otherwise I'll kick the bucket".
I love Emoticon-Creatures...
I wrote this just for fun...
Jerry"s Final Thoughts
Some time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is different An escape from reality Oh well Peace and love everyone
Sleepless
I'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the words they are too few. I really should be sleeping but my mind knows not to do. I cannot keep fro
A Bit of Dark Horse
for Tracy's challenge to me
halloween
all about halloween
couplet poem dance
beth danced to rhyme most of the daytime she was still bright dancing in the night those she would meet beth had dancing feet
Memories.
Thinking back
He Asked, She Asked.
Just waiting.
Hospital
observation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long
The Funny side of Love
Love is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I ask Can we put up with this madness? Is it the tears of happiness? Or the tears of sorrow? That
unlucky
when freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived and cursing his luck kicked over the ladder and broke his toe and he did not see the man on t
Electric Saga
you gotta have humour in life
Children playing
Watching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman My dad is secretly Spiderman My dad can fly in the sky Mine can jump just as high Listen with a
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?
Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,000 dollars from absent-minded Uncle Billy. In another SNL parody, Dana Carvey playing George Bailey gets a mob together to beat up Mr. Potter. "I don't want the money, I want a piece of you!"
ME
just thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.
Marty McCloones' Binge
I'm just in a silly mood !! Hee Hee ! It happens sometimes.
My Imagination
imagine this
just stop
Just stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from all your bull that your feeding me, im full shut up JUST STOP im crying here cant you see?
Happy Go Lucky Wind
I have sent the wind on it's way by special request. Please let me know when it arrives and be sure to say hello
Jeepers
Poetry, you're kind to me! You open my eyes and let me see; a vast array of pictures and places, beautiful emotions,and different spaces! Lines of fury,peace, and love decorate the print above. Dancing, music,history flow from the very
Really Big Trouble
Sometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I write serious Sometimes I write rhymes sometimes I write delirious Sometimes I write after befor
like hallmark i think
hallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....