thoughts for kisses
kisses blown are kisses wasted.. kisses arent kisses unless they are tasted.. kisses spread germs-germs are hated.. so kiss me quick as im vaccinated,,
Women (the handbag theory)
* Just a bit of satire on superficiality
The Maid from Kilkenny
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
Mama O
Laughing, laughing Merrily, Rushing and bubbling laughter, Cascading out her mouth See how she throws back the head, Arched neck As if to make sure the joke has gone down... Coming forward now and then, A smile that lights up the room And is
Monsters Under The Bed
Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink
~C~D~B~
Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)
Haiku
In stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish
Wanna Hear My Story ?
This Poem Is Just My Imagination
Man a pause
Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...
Rhyme
How do you make a rhyme, take a word and play with it for a time Place it in your head, like the colours purple or red Purples not blue but a large part of it is its true My favourite colour is black but I won’t speak of that Red will rhyme with
last night.
hehehehehe.get your mind out of the gutter...
Last tango on the roof
'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'll climb for hours til you reach the sky! But no one knew better what this day had meant than Hiss
Poets Corner
Poets
KNOWING...
"... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain unchanged. When you know you are not at peace, your knowing creates a still space that surrounds your
Unlucky Me
We have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as sharing, i.e., Humour Share.
cure for a broken heart
This is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of sutures, this particular chap completely glued his fingers on one hand together with it, priceless....
Marriage[ Andrew's 50 word poem]
Just a bit of fun on a Sunday evening
Cat Attack (kickit's aptly appealing alliteration) Trial aka Challenge
CATching up to a Kickit challenge... (Kickit, I might have broken some rules-not sure-from Cat "the Chocolate Fiend")
"Rover come Over" (Humor)
The affection a dog has for it's owner.
April Fool's Day
you all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today
Gossip
The dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most important thing is I felt her in my veins The memories of her flow steadily They are like the fi
Till Death Do Us Part
Bill and Kimmy's married bliss Went on for just a year. But something then became amiss And Kimmy's health got queer. When making love nigh every time She fainted straight away. So they told the doc about this sign To see what he would say. I
Easter
frivolous taken on the bunny etc
A drunkards poem
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"Kiwiana"
my first attempt...lol! SS
Spring Mix
Inspired by spring
santas bad day
just another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of something that might be funny too,
Return of the Admiral's Cake Trolley ~ Rob’s Style
In fond remembrance of the Cake Trolley!
Its not because
I like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I cant. Angry? never drag me. Just stop! enough I am not who you think I am. Its not because...You
The Dating Site Hustle
Not too far from reality. :D
The Call
This poem is about soliders in Irish army claiming for deafness caused by load noises as in firing guns; cannons etc etc. The media had a field about this and the cost to the state from it.
Torn Between Two
:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...
Grog Monster
Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!
Paranoid!
Oh, nothing really.. just sittin' here/ I was thinking/ Well..not really thinking..but Well.. you know what I mean.. At least..well I guess I'm just sort of hanging out.. If you don't mind.. I won't take up to much space... What's going
wandering man limerick
There was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pure leisure to work on a farm which did him no harm If eating with hogs is measure at last he di
WINE
I wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....
National Anthem
I must have watched the Christina bungle about a dozen times!
The Hair Cut
just a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers
Profiling the Poet
I am a: -uh,Guy Seeking: -she who wears lipstick, and never gets a run in her nylons Location: -under a bridge Last Online: -I think it's now Height: -13 ft. 9 inches Body Type: - Greek God Hair Color: -Samson wine Eye Color: -Electric
a limerick dream
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
funny :)
She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in the sky, The seagull’s wings were still. I think it paused to take good aim, And drop a mess at w