Enjambment Poem
Today I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and pulling And I think I've caught one My mouth is salivating In anticipating fish dinner Damn t
down and out in area 51
what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?
The Hand
I think I'm seeing things I must be hallucinating I see a hand on the road Not attached to anything Finger stuck up in the air A gesture quite so rude What is this hand doing here And why is it rudely pointing Over I walk to pick it up But q
Umbrella Limerick
There once was a man from Carlsbad Whose thinning hair made him extremely sad So he sprayed his head black And then took a new tact No need for umbrellas as his head was now tremclad.
ate to much now the answer
smelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk or even echo someone would have a clue the horrible smell of it the truth would say its you if
Zzzzzzzzzz!
Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.
Higher learning
I find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame now it's lit I won't feel a thing after this hit When its more than I can take I get faded To keep
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
Why?
Why?, Why? does there need to be an answer to existence, Why not exist? No one knows, where we go, where this all goes, if we could only stop looking, we may enjoy being here! Lets all just drink Tennessee whiskey and then go to bed!
This Amber Liquid
Hope someone gets a bit of a chuckle
CIRCLES OF LIFE
Remembering cs 12 years ago When Steven Curtess got some of our poems published in a book. All with permission of course. Grand poet he was.
nan
i have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talks out loud to herself she eats me ma out of house and home this is the reason i wrote this poem
Mystery Meat
It's a mystery what is in a sausage
The Old Hag
The great Old Hag Wedding...I'll be best man! lol.
David Letterman
Stephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.
Smoke-signals
Giving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...
its a dogs life
Its a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a mood look what
Warning!
The drug commercials!!!
My Dog Rover
My dog Rover speaks to me A vocabulary quite extensive It's true, I tell you without a lie He won't talk to you,I don't know why He's smart and clever and full of tricks He taught me to pick up sticks Now is the time when all tings must end An
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
Don't Eat The Stew !!
It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME....MR BOND..... (Part 3) lol
Hope you are all following this!.....lol.....Andrew...xxx
That booty
When a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn
Dam It!!
who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there he shall stand,, loving me, finally.. Sophia
Cafe Challenge/Who is she?
Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you must guess. Do you really know the kind of woman that can pull my chain? Take a guess. She's a mo
An MvG Sort of Day
It was not really that bad (I think) I believe it was actually pretty close.
Hurry Up
Nothing at all... :))))
Reminisce (Limerick)
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
Bush Ballad
Just a Bush Ballad for fun....hope you enjoy
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)
I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!
The Postman always calls twice!!
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
Shopping Madness
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
Let your Love Shine! It's Time!
True loves Desires
Full Moon
Sorry Dear, had to leave town in a hurry for business. Will be back after full moon.
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!
Tis just JimEee, the Wally!
The Row
Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s
Full Moon (Epilogue)
Hello Dear, will be home soon. Please make something for dinner as I have not been able to stop to eat and am now famished. Love....Wolfgang
road kill stew (a request)don't blame me.lol
here is your road kill stew. i'm thinking as the economy falls how far is this off from reality.
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the aching
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?
Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)
LOL......XXX