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Strange trip

Strange trip

Someone slipped me a Jeffery...

The Man In The Moon

The Man In The Moon.

There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?

Riding high

"Riding high"

a blast from the past...circa late 60's

Jingle Bells Osama Smells

Jingle-Bells, Osama Smells

Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)

What To Rhyme With What

What To Rhyme With What

Had to pick words that don't rhyme

Vertical

Vertical

Well! nuff said anti haiku

the perfect man

the perfect man

*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*

Whats Writers Block

Whats Writers Block

Writers block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain has left me without a sound, I'll keep on scaning right through my head for it's the only way my p

The Emoticons Are Coming

The Emoticon's Are Coming!

I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time

Meek mill

Meek mill

Why feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .

Touched by the Drink 5 7 5

Touched by the Drink (5-7-5)

A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!

Extremely

Extremely

particularly fond maternal affection once offered

That is Me

That is Me

Well, That is me.....

Rodney Dangerfield quotes

Rodney Dangerfield quotes

yes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.

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If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.

CA LuPa

CA LuPa

Why is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to talk about to quit .

A little ditty

A little 'ditty'.

I'm tired LOL

LOVE ON THE NET

LOVE ON THE NET?!

A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!

Three Little Words

Three Little Words

GOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the making of this poem!

WARTS AND ALL

WARTS AND ALL

Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!

The Dime Store Wok EE

The Dime-Store Wok! EE!

If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.

2012

2012

Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count you’re worth we won’t be on this planet earth. There will be no more trans, plains or coaches. The

Anchored

Anchored.

Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body  Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor  You have hanging there! Is it quite robust? Is that a spot of rust? Allow me to clean it It needs a wome

Daylight Savings

Daylight Savings

Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)

Dum Dum Dee a

~ Dum ~ Dum ~ Dee ~ a ~

reminiscing

Forever Bell

Forever Bell

it's almost Friday?

The Green Blues

The Green Blues

Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...

The Nothing Poem

The Nothing Poem

Ok, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.

Little April

Little April

blues lyrics, calendar love

Cross That Bridge

Cross That Bridge

No car at the moment, so I've been getting around on foot and by hitchhiking. This rural area makes no provisions for pedestrians. :D

I could tell

I could tell

This is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.

The angel in my beer

The angel in my beer

there's an angel in my beer

Young Drakonius

Young Drakonius

Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking

One Fair Knight Long Ago

One Fair Knight Long Ago

Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a

I Am The Son Of Fishermen

I Am The Son Of Fishermen

I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.

The Lady In The Mirror

The Lady In The Mirror

about seeing onesself as we really are...

Luas Platform

Luas Platform.

Waiting at the bus stop.

magician politician

magician politician

like they say..."vote early...vote often!"

Jeeves

Jeeves

Jeeves of course was the butler.

paddys missus final part

paddys missus final part

When he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she loves me but the tears were of temper with despair and anger too she howled inside at the prospect

Music

Music

I love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day then listen some more The engine of music is throbbing with life To make beautiful music is t

My lifes a Deck of Cards

My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.

I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure.

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