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Someone slipped me a Jeffery...
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
a blast from the past...circa late 60's
Dont remember exactly when i wrote this ;)
Had to pick words that don't rhyme
Well! nuff said anti haiku
*this is not mine, just find out somewhere on net*
Writers block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain has left me without a sound, I'll keep on scaning right through my head for it's the only way my p
I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time
Why feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .
A little help from France! 2011 - Languedoc region of France. Enjoy with all kinds of food, or, by itself, it stands out from the herd!
particularly fond maternal affection once offered
Well, That is me.....
yes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.
Why is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to talk about to quit .
I'm tired LOL
A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!
GOTCHA! Just having a little fun. I apologize to anyone that may take this poem the wrong way.Just a little fun. No animals were hurt in the making of this poem!
Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!
If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.
Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count you’re worth we won’t be on this planet earth. There will be no more trans, plains or coaches. The
Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have hanging there! Is it quite robust? Is that a spot of rust? Allow me to clean it It needs a wome
Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)
reminiscing
it's almost Friday?
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
Ok, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.
blues lyrics, calendar love
No car at the moment, so I've been getting around on foot and by hitchhiking. This rural area makes no provisions for pedestrians. :D
This is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.
there's an angel in my beer
Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking
Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a
I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.
about seeing onesself as we really are...
Waiting at the bus stop.
like they say..."vote early...vote often!"
Jeeves of course was the butler.
When he saw his mrs crying he could not believe his eyes to think you cry for me i am touched paddy said and his face went red my word how she loves me but the tears were of temper with despair and anger too she howled inside at the prospect
I love music and I love car's but the rhythm's carry me far out past the stars The sounds fill me deeply deep to my core I can listen all day then listen some more The engine of music is throbbing with life To make beautiful music is t
I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure.
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