SWEET TAXPAYER
TEN LINES POEM
Orange Dream
a silly dream, huh?
The Ten Commandments?
I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anybody, unless they pray to a different invisible god than the one you pray to.
Limerick Banty
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
hedi's past
best job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)
Peggy and the Owl
Just something out of a funny conversation today
'Who's Land'
In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy was I mad! So on the way to the appointment I thought of this one! :)
You Have Been Replaced :(
Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank goodness some people are nice enough to let others borrow a land line when there is no cell service and the old auto picks a cold dark night to give it's driver a little exercise.
brief affair
thanks John
Entrapment... Part 2
You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you, grasping Them between your thumbs and Pointing fingers, one in each hand, You just stare. What
Emoticons
I designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all of its own Instead of small became full blown Others tried to use it gladly but it acted rather b
seeks
lazy to complete it
Time Ahead Of You
Firewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Red bird dancing on the window sill Prancing around just the way he feels Let the wind blow and forg
riddle
I am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be long or short or one or two or in the middle too I am the same for me and you but not the same its
Knocker Knockers
More of a tongue twister inspired by a forum
"dog & louie"
“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to get a nut every door i knock on seems to be locked shut they crossed the street to the hardware s
"winter twenty ten"
“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that quenches no thirst the buzz it brings isnt pure or fun it is numbness instead, with a splash of brrrr
"he # 2"
”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore thumbs he tried to think like Einstein but was a little too dumb he thought about the situati
Crush turned mush
Fool me once shame on me!!
DADDY DADDY!
Inspired by a funny story I heard
Online Dating
A fun tale about the trouble with online dating.
I Like You, Haiku
A haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too. I really was sprayed in the eyes by a skunk when I was twelve, and strangely enough, my vision has always been great!
Rent
This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.
The FishingTrip
pelican pie anyone?
Night adventure
Just an attempt to write something funny
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey
Saw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.
Pork and Beans
One of those stories where someone who knew someone that knew someone that this happened to
the dog
yes bored and yet more flows out.
My Mailbox
Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!
O Gee, I guess...
A friend from southern rock band asked me to write a quirky song that they could use as an icebreaker. Now they want more. LOL
Poet"s corner
It concerns our poet"s corner-The way I see some poets on our Poet"s corner .. I tried to write with humor and a little bit of irony))) sometimes it's just getting very funny ..
Abe and the girls
Another bible classic
What the?
Sound Familiar boys? Just having some fun!
Surprise Limerick
There is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.
Squashed
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.
Hotel Astoria
I wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can go for months without writing anything and yet, in one evening, I can write 6 or 7. I rarely change a word I write .. weird, eh?
The Dance
Just a little fun
Is is What Was Was?
This poem I read almost every day while enjoying my homeschooling through high school. I kept psychoanalyzing it all, when all I really needed to do was agree with it lol
chased rites
sum vary waisted thyme...
The Need..
The Need makes us dance to a tune we'd rather not The Need keeps us pushing harder and harder The Need says the goal cannot be reached The Need makes us angry when we see others have found their prize The Need makes us wish for ano
Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)