Shadow /challenge/
Did I get away with something or what? Lol.
creation haiku
episode amour population explosion a slap and a cry
World shortest poem for influencing to ladies.
That's soo romantic poem.
The junk collector`s bedtime story
I wrote "The junk collector`s bedtime story"simply to put into words what is one favorite American pastime.As a part time flea market vendor,I just hate to see anything good going to waste.If I find stuff that nobody else wants,I will find out why they got rid of it.If I can fix it,OK.I might use it,keep it,sell it,or trade it.If nothing else,use it for parts to repair other stuff.Some stuff that`s no good I might still save to use as an example to match up replacement parts.If I find something and then discover that its` completely worthless,I can always just put it back where I found it.What really gets me is that people throw stuff out 5 minutes before they need it,only for me to fix it and sell it right back to them.The resale value is ultimately,only as much as what people are willing to pay.But if you have a lot of good used items,if you sell it for a cheap price,you won`t be able to sell it fast enough.
BUCKY
at least he got the soupl.lol...
"In-Sane"
Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx
Just a thought
Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!
My friend’s family and a bike
many of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke
Monorhyme
Something different for fun
"Rowing A Boat"
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
Cell Phone Wonders
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
THE EYES
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
The Visit !!
What boredom can do to one!!!
Strange but true
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
Total Rubbish!
Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!
The New MacDonald - song lyric
Written 10 years ago but still works.
Pay your way
its life as we know it jim.
A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOL
Just following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx
Adolf's shirts
Adolf's shirts
Multiple meanings
Multiple meanings for Peaches and Cream and otherwise.
MEN
WHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM BOOK AND LET HER LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT IN REALITY HE IS A LAIR. HE JUST WANT A FOOL HE CAN LAY WITH WHEN EVER HE HAS ACHANCE TO SNEAK AWAY. HE TREAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST LIKE A WHORE BUT THE ONLY THING HER SERVICE WAS FOR FREE. LADIES FIND YOUR OWN MAN.
ODE TO A WASP
Wasps bastards with wings
Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)
To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?
Judge Judy
You folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your face you’re making me annoyed! I’ve read you’re statement now look in my eyes! I can tell by you
Red Hot Loving (by request for Poetnumber1)
I saw her first in the pub A creature so devine I knew then straight away Somehow she was going to be mine I waltzed up so suave and cool Said 'good day luv, how is ya?' She looked at me I felt like a bug Just waiting to be crushed But then s
Knight of Gimmemoor
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
Where is my car?
This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7.
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
Saint Patrick's Day Snow
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!
The Poem says that!!
no driver
Into the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view Clenched buttocks You sit and smile You trust the driver with gritted teeth Hand clench ed Y
After the Party
wanted to repost this after i pulled it.
SELF HYPNOTISM
self administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx
Start Right or End Wrong
It says it all
Putter Gooder
It’s always fun to share a little hillbilly humor with you all in my native dialect……but we do make language fun up here in the Upper Appalachian Mountains….
AHA! (5-7-5)
Senryu (A short Japanese style poem, similar to haiku in structure, however, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous and satiric while haiku are serious)
IN CONFUSION
from dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx
My Date
Enjoying a nice steak :-)
Bad guy
Infact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled..
Oh Aquarius!
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
refuse refuse (waste waste)
sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe