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Vicky

Vicky

The Landing Strip Is Now Open

fizzion chips

fizzion chips

cambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of his unease? with fish and chips for dinner.. should I go with mushy peas? symbiotic clarity co

Hear the Children Singing

~ Hear the Children Singing ~

~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!

limerick 2

limerick 2

There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france

Ghosts Of Resolutions Past

Ghosts Of Resolutions Past

Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx

Somebodies Daughter

Somebodies Daughter

Actually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.

The one that got away

The one that got away

Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...

Play on Words

Play on Words

Sharing mussels can be whiskey

Surprises

Surprises

October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)

Robin Williams

Robin Williams

Just missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is definitely one of the best funny men of our times.

Breathless

Breathless

You thought what? Shame on you :)

OOH WOMEN

OOH!!! WOMEN

Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy

Two Time Looser

Two –Time Looser

This is written about some one that I was once married to lol

Haiku challenge

Haiku challenge

Just trying..

The viral blues

The viral blues

Happy New 2022 to us!

Easy going

Easy going

It’s summer out there

A grown up kid

A grown-up kid

This was first written for my son and keeps changing

All we need is love

All we need is love)))

Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))

Wanna Hear a Secret

Wanna Hear a Secret

yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!

Oceans haiku challenge 2

Ocean’s haiku challenge-2

Another try..

On the Brink of a Bank

On the Brink of a Bank

Broke

Who Was Fallowing Me

~Who Was Fallowing Me~

Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)

Attempts at limericks

Attempts at limericks

A limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date But he failed to capture a mate He said, "I know that its bad, But I don't feel too sad.

Little Pinky

~Little Pinky~

The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)

Boredom

Boredom..

The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain.....................quiet.. ........................I think............................. .............

fishin lines

fishin' lines

anybody got a hook?

a woman of letters

a woman of letters

and she was headed to port too...

The Horse Clinician

The Horse Clinician

Last Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a telling of his experience.

Just dont

Just don't!

Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footprints, it just can't last, The earth is heating up all too soon, the ice cap is melting, it's no

endless coffees

.........endless coffees............

Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.

Malibu

Malibu

The sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would love some water But with fair bit of Malibu.

All the nice girls

All the nice girls.....

AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx

Monorhyme 2

Monorhyme 2

Just a fun write

I WISH I DIDNT HOWEVER I DO

I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DO

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Mandela Effect

Mandela Effect

Mandela effect what's it all about Either it is or it isn't once I was for sure But now I have some doubts Are there any old history teachers still around I need someone to clear up my mind Of all the crazy things I've accidently found I'd

30 Seconds To Door Close

30 Seconds To Door Close.

Eyes connect

Mystic Meg

Mystic Meg

Just a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .

CS Limerick

CS Limerick

There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting

ALL CONSUMING

ALL CONSUMING

YUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx

Our World

Our World

Lets start a whole new world, just you and me, we will banish bankers, politicans, big business,leave everyone equal, how would THAT be?, are they as equal as me, hey, I'm taller, I need more space, cant be stuck face to face, and theres another, h

poem

poem

complaining about poem

All to myself

All to myself .

I love my bed.

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