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The Landing Strip Is Now Open
cambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of his unease? with fish and chips for dinner.. should I go with mushy peas? symbiotic clarity co
~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
Actually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.
Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...
Sharing mussels can be whiskey
October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)
Just missing Robin Williams and all the new comedy he could have made in the future, there is certainly plenty of good work to choose from. He is definitely one of the best funny men of our times.
You thought what? Shame on you :)
Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy
This is written about some one that I was once married to lol
Just trying..
Happy New 2022 to us!
It’s summer out there
This was first written for my son and keeps changing
Just wanted to wish Happy 2022 to all our poets! stay safe, healthy, loving and loved ones))
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
Another try..
Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)
A limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date But he failed to capture a mate He said, "I know that its bad, But I don't feel too sad.
The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)
The room.. the walls.. T.V.. the rain.. I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait.. The window..............the rain.....................quiet.. ........................I think............................. .............
anybody got a hook?
and she was headed to port too...
Last Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a telling of his experience.
Secret intelligence from the survelliance "mast", shows life cant continue, it's growing too fast, ozone layers, emissions from cars, carbon footprints, it just can't last, The earth is heating up all too soon, the ice cap is melting, it's no
Ciggarettes to endless coffees. Quiet as easter.
The sun beated down on me As I laid on the shore The salt is burning my sun burnt Skin In my delirium of dehydration I think I would love some water But with fair bit of Malibu.
AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx
Just a fun write
buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Mandela effect what's it all about Either it is or it isn't once I was for sure But now I have some doubts Are there any old history teachers still around I need someone to clear up my mind Of all the crazy things I've accidently found I'd
Eyes connect
Just a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
YUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx
Lets start a whole new world, just you and me, we will banish bankers, politicans, big business,leave everyone equal, how would THAT be?, are they as equal as me, hey, I'm taller, I need more space, cant be stuck face to face, and theres another, h
complaining about poem
I love my bed.
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