Surrender (To John)
I Most humbly do beg your pardon That I have caused your heart to harden I am no man youth or lout I do not have large muscles or clout For I am small and sweet and light I do not wish to kill or fight I do not like to cuss or scream I
Just horrible
ya it is just so horrible walking in your sleep.
Belle caught the clapper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parts_of_a_Bell.jpg sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs
Well, this is how it is!
So the Russians are on our shore, monstrous entity too big to IGNORE, and we will float out with our toys, pretend we are bigger, lies, we are just tiny,, little one fishing trawler,, ok,,, we know you are taller, you go away,,, and Ill have nothi
William Shakey
An ode to the life less lived
Some Things Rhyme With Orange!
* A hill near Abergavenny (in Wales), popular with hang gliders ** An English surname....note: any resemblance, to any person (living or dead), is purely coincidental *** (Naturally this poem contains some assonance)...
A short story
Best seller! Lol.
Fridge Monster
A bit of nonsense. Just visited my grand children. Bella kept opening the refrigerator so her dad told her there lives a fridge monster inside. To a 4 year old anything is possible
The blogs are ok
An original lcbr poem, (from the blogs)......
a turkeys lot..is not a happy one
well a turkeys lot is not a happy one as thanksgiving and christmas appear all my plans going up in smoke as i will by the end of the year its just not fair not ruddy bit to be born as a turkey gobble its just not fair for i ve got dre
A Prawn By Any Other Name.
Well...when you think about this poem in a metaphorical sense...it's really quite profound!
Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner Remix
This is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get BUNCHES of Karma points for it !! God Bless America and God save the Queen...and what ever the Mexicans say...
What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)
The human condition...
Castle coffee
Anybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol
Recession
Roses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.
Writers block
Poetic tomes, grammatical strife in a high piled, white tiled, scrabble life consonants collide vowels vault the sentence structure isn't neat a faulty concept incomplete I'll have to have another try this poetry nonsense is do or die :)
Wishful Thinking
Written in April, many years ago.
I have been thinking.....
Really though does anyone else out there think the Easter Bunny and the Toothfairy are in cahoots of sorts? Or as i like to call the Toothfairy, the body parts mafia! Well i mean you lose your teeth at first as a young child but hey there is it.... m
TERRIFIED
First day back in the classroom
My astrological sign..lol
I'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I was in Jupitors House And on Thursday in Neptunes house But Friday, I was in Betty's house and
a mad week in the mountains
i almost cried bought a cheap gas bottle a friend was up visiting said a neighbor moved out gave it to him saying its almost full saying its three times the size of the gas bottle which you have there how much do want for it i said
Towering Wino
Don't dream about this guy :)
A Fairy Tale
I love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.
KISSING COUSINS
Can you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone
We have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.
Southern Santa
Santa's equivalent
Like
Just playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)
a mountain view
just because it's got mountain in the title don't mean it's high art!
little blackbird
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it
Frogs Lament
Had to give the frogs right of reply
while we are at it
coupla bear jokes..
The most desirable woman in the world.
She is so sexy, she is so hot Moves weird and makes me rag Laughs shamelessly and wild My body pains from my desire. Unpretentious she looks around Nothing interesting she found Throws her shoes, her dirty dress So easily reveals her b
Prison Break
They locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her out My poor brain
Lousy poem
Please help disparage this poem..lol
Nonesense
I was going to use a brick to get it down
Death bed joke
spotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video
Good Morning Darling
Good morning darling, how are you? What have you done to yourself For some reason you look especially ravishing That dainty drooling mouth And the large hanging slobb
OMG worst poem ever challenge
Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL
My Dog Rover 2
Now surely you remember my dog Rover The one who spoke so very well This time he taught me to play 'roll over' But now a sad tale I have to tell Of how this clever dog left me There was a day the government came We need your dog far across the
With a little Humor...
Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!
Lunch at Bunol (aka La Tomatina)
La Tomatina is a food fight festival held on the last Wednesday of August each year in the town of Bunol near to Valencia in Spain. Thousands upon thousands of people make their way from all corners of the world to fight in this 'World's Biggest Food Fight' where more than one hundred metric tons of over-ripe tomatoes are thrown in the streets.
god help me
a few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to get straight, narrow and clean up a stained lifetime only costs twenty-bucks! i mailed it in r