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Shadow Shadow

Shadow Shadow

I Can Hear Her Move. In The Pitch Black Of The Night. She Hungers For A Moon. Care She Does Less For Light. My Heart She Will Have For Dinner. She Will Spade My Soul With A Spoon. I Lie Still In Bed. Afraid To Nick A Move. She

Here Lies Joe

Here Lies Joe

I was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.

Rancher In Las Cruces Limerick

Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)

Cowboy Limerick :)

Hannahs Day at the Farm

Hannahs Day at the Farm

My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other

Gotcha Limerick

Gotcha Limerick

This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.

Smoke signals

Smoke-signals

Giving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...

A Little Sailboat

A Little Sailboat

I don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a little sailboat And always a breeze that's only fair It's never sleek never suave the captain neve

Poems from the south

Poems from the south

some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND

Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He s

Dear Deer

Dear Deer

I spend 10 years writing this poem

daddy long legs crane fly

daddy long legs (crane fly )

a lighthearted take on the lil critters

Love Scale

Love Scale

Just having fun with numbers..lol

Lame Game

Lame Game

Well..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll go are you going? ok..we'll stay home where's the cat I have 3 dollars What was your name? I'm

WHAT did you say

WHAT did you say?

The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!

asleep i grew

asleep i grew

When newly born i was only small and i never knew inside i grew i grew asleep i grew at rest in my little playpen happy there on top of my head there grew hair down through the years up i grew one day i would catch up even you in a wor

Mormon Lake Mud

Mormon Lake Mud

Starts out so slippery, Like walking on ice. Then it rains again, Here once or twice. When it gets ankle deep, Seems pretty rough. Sticking to boots, And to your pants cuff. Then it rains again here, A couple more times. Turning ankle deep

A relevent irreverance LOL

A relevent irreverance....(LOL)

A little silliness......lol......Andrew......xxx

Clearance rack

Clearance rack

Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack

Senryu x 3

Senryu x 3

mucking around

The Name

The Name

A poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so. Thank you in advance.

I Dont Wanna Go

I Don't Wanna Go

A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.

Forty something

Forty something

Don't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol

Its Ok to Say

It’s Ok to Say

Life

Smile

smile

Frogs 575

Frogs 575

nonsence@

My lil green Christmas truck

My lil' green Christmas truck

Ok..So I'm up early this morning..lol

The Limerick Challenge

The Limerick Challenge

My jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering ...........

Golf

Golf

I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel.

A tilt at a kilt

A tilt at a kilt

and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,

LOVE AND TOLERANCE

LOVE AND TOLERANCE

MY QUOTE

THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE

THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.

PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES

DEFEAT

DEFEAT

PARABLE

Bottle of Love A Saga

Bottle of Love (A Saga)

First one for a couple of years, back to a trusted style

MEOW lol

MEOW! lol

It's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you like.. Meow! lol

Far in the woods

Far in the woods

keep 'em brief, mental images

Buyer Of Vanity fair

Buyer Of Vanity fair

We sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mistake! Move unfortunately behind false We be buyer of vanity fair.

The three things to take challenge

The three things to take (challenge)

I got no clue what the challenge is really about to be honest, but I figured it was about an island and what to take, and sorry if it was a closed thing only for friends, do not mean to intrude, but I have not written a poem in a while and so I thought I just give it a go ^^

A Terror For The Chickens

A Terror For The Chickens

The cat really did chase the fox

WHO DARES WIN

WHO DARES WIN?!!!!

additional info: When male winner get kiss and picture Why wouldn't we (girls) get something better?!... mm...Let me think...tik tok tik tok.. Something gotta be rock! .......... .... How 'bout "Fellsman's pic in a short-boxer???

The BIG 60th

The BIG 60th

Hi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.

Zen decaf

Zen decaf

Behold! A new decaf coffee on the market brewed especially for the poets 'muse', and packed with ingredients designed to create a sobering effect on the overly charged poetic pen and bringing true cosmic enightenment.. With this new Zen decaf

down and out in area 51

down and out in area 51

what the f*ck goes on there at the weekends ? drinking beer and line dancing ? so who's taken the ufo horse to france ?

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