RE: BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...

I´m hungry. where´s Marti with the grub?

And I´m bored, can I be the next one one on the list for the bonk partner? A latino please, if he looks a little like Antonio Banderas...perfect! Oh and must be able to sing like Al Green.

Where´s the next stop anyway?

Shark Attack

Well I reckon I would still not be able to stifle a scream!

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Shark Attack

Article in The Guardian Newspaper this week.

What to do if a shark attacks you

Following the shark attacks off Australia, here are some tips in case you come face to face with nature's most terrifying predator

• If you are in the water, remain calm. You cannot outswim a shark and sharks can sense fear

• Keep your eye on the shark at all times. Sharks may retreat temporarily and then try to sneak up on you

• If you can't get out of the water right away, try to reduce the shark's possible angles of attack

• Fight. Playing dead doesn't work. A hard blow to the shark's gills, eyes, or, as a last resort, to the tip of its nose will cause the shark to retreat. If a shark continues to attack, or if it has you in its mouth, hit these areas repeatedly with hard jabs, and claw at the eyes and gills

• If you are near shore, swim quickly, but smoothly. Thrashing will attract the shark's attention

• Sharks have difficulty biting things that are vertical (their nose gets in the way) so avoid leaving your hands and feet loose or going horizontal to swim away from the shark

• Sharks can't breathe out of water, so, if possible, hold the bitten part of your body out of the water, and get their gills into the air and they will let go of you

• Sharks tend to thrash prey around to tear chunks out of it, so you should latch on to the shark

• Repress the urge to scream. Screaming will not deter the shark much and may provoke it further.

Don´t scream ??!!!!!

RE: There are some weird people here .....

Hey weirdo amiga! How are you?

And yes, there are weird people here, living in my apartment block, and working with me. Life´s like that no?

RE: An attempted introduction

Welcome Thrak.

It´s a bit quiet in here at the moment, and I´m off to work soon, but I´m sure the gang will welcome you later.

wave

RE: How would you feel if Somechick (Anna) showed interest in you? (Men Only Please)

Well the mods only take down photos which are not a true likeness, and your last photo was in all honesty totally different to your original. Í too did not believe it was you.

Whoever went out of their way however to have it removed, was just being spiteful and I can´t understand the mentality of such people.

RE: Happy Birthday Robbie ..

Happy Birthday you old moaner!

hug

RE: Whats your Fav genre of music?

I think real music lovers listen to a wide variety of music. I know I do, and country music, which I loathed when I was younger, I can appreciate now.

My favourite though, has to be soul, Otis Redding, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, and I adore old Motown.

I´m actually listening to Van Morrisson now, another favourite.

RE: The Flu...

You´re lucky then working from home.

I struggle in because i hate letting my students and my employer down, unless I really am confined to bed.

It´s the wrong attitude though.

RE: The Flu...

Ohhh, pobrecito! Are you whining much?

I haven´t had it yet, but I normally have one bout in February. I didn´t have a flu jab this time so odds on it´ll be winding its way to me.

The worst thing is being alone when you´re feeling lousy, don´t you think? I like being fussed over and kept topped up with lemsips.

RE: we love the alphabet games

satsumas, seafood, spring onions, shepherds pie

RE: we love the alphabet games

quince, quality street dunno

RE: we love the alphabet games

mumbling

oregano, onion, olives

RE: we love the alphabet games

mango, mushroom, mint, marshmallow,
mmmmmmm

RE: Anyone else noticed

I agree, and most of the posters haven´t read the OP comment correctly.

However, and I´ve said this before, I really don´t believe I would have been here at that age if the option was available. I was out most nights enjoying myself and meeting real people.

RE: asians

laugh How did you guess from that pic?

Think you´re right though.

RE: Whats the pros N cons of dateing a Single Mum/Dad??

Now I´m glad I had my kids very young and they are adults, so I never had to suffer these problems.

My kids only want to advise me, they are often more sensible than me!

RE: how many people have fell in love with another person on this site?

I don´t understand all this dunno You two are using code language now.

Mind you I never understand anything in this damn place!

RE: how many people have fell in love with another person on this site?

Misfits! laugh

If only it were so easy. You´re very lucky, and that scouser is even luckier.

Love your hat!

RE: how many people have fell in love with another person on this site?

I hope all goes well for you.

hug

RE: how many people have fell in love with another person on this site?

Not me, nobody, but I do have my favourites. Too far away unfortunately.

RE: we love the alphabet games

Gourment?? Do you meam gourmet? If so that isnt a food!

Gimme a fooodie G Phoenix, you cheat

RE: Shopping........

I scared him off! laugh

RE: we love the alphabet games

Well c´mon you´re on F!!

RE: Shopping........

Be careful you, I might just do that!

Actually i am thinking of visiting Cadiz in the Spring, I´ll look you up if you don´t mind.

RE: Shopping........

Tease!

RE: we love the alphabet games

Hi Imma - donuts American English, Doughnuts British English.

Eggs
Endive
Elderberry



wave

RE: Shopping........

Come shopping with me you old moaner and I´ll prove you wrong!
wave

RE: You Care So Much For Him, But He Asks for Money

We don´t really have enough information about your relationship to give sound advice I feel. However, the fact that you have posed the question here, suggests you have doubts yourself, therefore I would be very wary.

If your relationship is an online one, I would say no, without a doubt. We´ve all read too many stories here about members losing money to hard up stories exactly like this. You would only be a fool if you fell for a scam.

Is he generous with emotions AND gifts like you?

RE: WOMEN LOGIC....

Well what do you want us to say?

Whatever it is, I agree with brainspace.....even though she supports Everton!

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