Sharing mussels can be whiskey
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Posted: Jan 2015
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Do you ever take the time to look closely at the ants
Just roll up your pants,
So they don't bite you.
I did just that as I sat back in my sun lounger one hot summers day .
I saw hundreds ants come out to play,
Tho they weren't playing they were scurrying around
What were they doing they don't stop to rest,
People poison them and call them a pest.
I looked more closely to see each ant is stratistically doing their job,
But what.
Whatever it is it is important to them.
So I won't pour boiling water over them or feed them with poison.
I just don't want them to come indoors as I think they just might
So I put the sugar and food out of their sight.
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Posted: Feb 2015
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Author: unkown
Roses are Red and so is Merlot....Your pretty awesome...Thought you should know
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Posted: Feb 2015
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Family
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The sea looked inviting one hot summers day ,
So I took off my socks and made my way where ripples glistened in the sun,
My skin glowed like a hot cross bun,
I forgot to bring my speedo swimsuit
The guy in the water looked kinda cute,
As he rode the waves one by one
I wanted to join him
I had nn swimsuit this was no fun,
My body was melting in the miday day sun,
So Id swim in my knickers I had brought a spare one,
The surfer smiled as I made my way,
By peach on the beach.
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Posted: Feb 2015
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Author: Unknown
THIS MAN
This man has fought a thousand battles......
And is still standing....
Has cried a thousand tears....
And still smiling....
Has been broken, Betrayed,
Abandoned, Rejected,
But still He is still walks proud...
Laughs loud, Lives without fear,
Love without doubt,
This man is handsome....
This man is humble..
This man is respectful..
This man is kind...
This man is loving...
This man is caring...
THIS MAN IS ME........
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Posted: Feb 2015
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just thinking about my life friends and i hope you feel the same.
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Who are you
On mounted pedastals
High above
You look and stir
Motionless
You stand
Jessters in hand
Poissed in figure
Cold to touch
Vains deep
Marbled white
Elegant figure
Moulded from life
Chisled jaw figure smooth
Young you are
Now motionless
for all to see
Cast in stone
For all to see
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Posted: Feb 2015
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I COMPARE THEM TO, UNDERWEAR! YOU CHANGE THEM, FREQUENTLY; AND WHEN YOU GET ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE ELSE; YOU DATE THEM, SECRETLY! I'LL NEVER AGAIN, GET INVOLVED; FOR ENDINGS TO AFFAIRS; ARE TOO EASILY SOLVED! FOR AN AFFAIR TO SUCCEED; AND TURN INTO A FLOWER, AND NOT A WEED; YOU MUST HAVE TWO PEOPLE, WHO ARE SO MUCH ALIKE; THAT THEY CAN SETTLE, FOR THE LOVE OF THE DAY; AND REMEMBER, HOW IT FELT; SHOULD LIGHTNING STRIKE!
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Posted: Feb 2015
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YOU'LL HAVE MANY OF THEM, UNLESS, YOU DON'T CHANGE, YOUR UNDERWEAR!
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My tummy is full
just finished a cheeseburger
finished with those fries?
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Posted: Mar 2015
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One by one the contestants lined up
With their pants to mid mast lowered
Here they were, the best of the best
At the Aquim World competition for farting
Three different areas they would all be judged on
For this honour to be World Champion
The judges were ready to sound the bell
And the audience in their seats all excited
The sound it made was deemed important
Whether pitched high, low or an explosive sound
The length sustained was of high importance
But the smell achieved would be the winning glory
First off the rank was the wharfie, Mary the Fairy
Short of stature but wide of girth
Out ripped the farts like from a machine gun
And the smell was quite something to sniff
The audience roared their appreciation
While some on the front seats gagged
The judges conferred, seemed unanimous
The score card they held up read a seven
Next came a lady, well only by name
Her arse took up two seats coming here on the plane
She let forth a rip that droned on and on
For something so loud the smell was gone
The audience groaned, their disappointment clear
They expected something, a quality much better
The judges were quick, up went the card
To her was given nothing better than three
Next was Abdhul Hameed, the driver of camels
A hairy posterior matted with shyte
He let rip with a smell most foul
Then tragedy struck, down his legs it ran
The audience gasped, then yelled in disgust
Rules were broken, this just was not allowed
Up jumped the judges with red card displayed
Abdhul forced to leave with head hung in shame
Patrick Fitzmichael, the Irishman next
A digger of ditches, a man in training for years
The sound was loud, a high pitched squeal
And the smell was rather obnoxious
The crowd went wild as the smell hit them
He was the best this night so far
Nine point five, the judges’ card read
Tonight he was far out in front
The last one to go was a man named Bluey
He was an Aussie, real tall and skinny
The audience booed, what could he do
This skinny roustabout from the bush
His hands reached back and his cheeks opened
The audience gasped as it winked at them
No warning at all, the sound suddenly reached them
Super sonic boom like a jet flying past
From the strength of the blast the first row fell
And the second in their seats were rocked
Shocked were the judges, how could this happen
Never in history had a blast been this strong
On and on the sound kept coming
Would the end never arrive
Then oh my gawd, the smell that followed
One whiff enough and down they fell
The judges from pockets their gas masks they grabbed
Never once they’ve been needed before
On the spot Bluey was given the coveted medal
Of the best farter in the whole wide world
Those still conscious in the audience
Could barely manage a cheer
But Bluey was happy as his pants he lifted
For he still had plenty left to give
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Posted: Mar 2015
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Thank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out
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Time is our friend
each second ticks away
There time to work
and a time to play
There is a time to love
and time to age
Tick tock the seconds tick away
Time gives us daylight
and turns into night
Where has the years gone
as the time ticks away
My eyelids are heavy now
as I sleep time away
Tomorrow I will wake for a new day
I wish I could stop time now as I age
But that darn clock keeps ticking away
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Posted: Mar 2015
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