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You dressed up like a woman
You made me laugh with your standup comedy
You yelled "Good Morning Vietnam!"
You were Mork
You told lies that gave people hope in Jacob the Liar
You were an inspiring teacher in Dead Poets Society
You poked fun at politics in Man of the Year
You showed the importance of laughter and kindness in Patch Adams
You left us almost two weeks ago
You were becoming ill
You have a song called The Grim Rapper
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever in a day
We'd live a life we'd choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way

Tom Fool circa sixteen fifty
This is so wild fandango nifty
Tomfoolery is to crazy behavior like
Shenanigans is to a drunken sailor
Like high jinks is to a drinking game
Of irrefutable Highland Scottish fame
Roughhousing will give a crazy spin
To drunken gambling and a dollar grin

Buffoonery orders a round of drinks
Messing with your mind me thinks
Jack and Jill are still missing links
Horse playing and tumbling down
Trying to find a broken crown
With a little dicking around

Malarkey involving secret codes
Mischief and clownery explodes
There’s that monkey business
We’ll catch you later gator
Trifling gleefully layer by layer
Huge on spells and magic wands
Gotcha! Dear John, Jon, or Juan

Tomfoolery can go way beyond
Normal everyday common insanity
However, it should always remain
Sharp as a razor (more on this later)
With comic fall down slapstick
Added generously for kicks

For my working out routine
On bellydancing I am keen!
Can I swivel, can I sway?
Yes, I've got that part, okay.

'Tis my arms that need follow
or this dance shall ring too hollow.
Graceful, lithe and smooth...
I'll eventually find that groove.

I'll strive to keep at it, yes!
Working hard to do my best.
As I'm moving, I do wonder
Should my man come in from yonder
Will he glance at my dance,
will it put him in a trance?

Oh, dear, I do fear!
This distraction I did ponder,
it has made me twirl asunder.
Now in vain's my dream so dear
For I've fallen on my rear....

It isn't hard to be a Poet,,,
To write a bit of Poetry,,,,Isn't jolly hard,,,,,
Just write a load of Blahdy Blahdy Blah,,,,
Some poets think they're smarter,,,,,
In words they think is Banter,,,,
Are they really such a Martyr?,,,,
Let the battle Commence !!,,,,
You know it makes an awful lot of sense,,,,
To etch your name upon a fence,,,,
You see how easy it is to go with flowing rhythm,,,,
Get a mood going in idiosycraticism,,,,,
or maybe do a logarithm,,,,
Many numbers to be given,,,,
Base being exponent driven,,,,,
Add it up at any given moment,,,,
It's not hard to be a poets component ,,,,
But it's hard to be a part of a poem,,,
Unless on trees you grow 'em,,,
The same as growing potatoes in your ear,
Some they do that,,as a career,,,
And that is rather boring,,,
Can you hear me yawning,,,
It's not hard to be a poet,,,
It's just as yet you didn't know it,,,

This is your captain speaking
We are flying at an altitude of 30,000 feet
If you are flying on the right side of the plane you will see Arizona
If you are flying on the left side of the plane you will see Mexico
A little about myself
I am 45 years old
I have never been married
I love the Packers and I have no idea what I'm doing
You see the actual pilot just had a heart attack and died
I was supposed to be paying attention in case he did die
But I didn't
I've been skating along for the last 10 years on his accomplishments
So I'm hoping that someone on this flight knows how to fly a plane
Otherwise we are screwed
I'm going to be doing my best to cope with this situation
I am going to get drunk
If anyone else would like to join me in my drunken stupor
The stewardess will be happy to assist you with you beverage needs
I prefer Scotch
But there are many alcoholic beverages to choose from
I would suggest you choose a hard liquor as we have limited time
Before we crash into a mountain or the ocean
This has been your pilot speaking
Hoping you enjoy the rest of your flight
Or whatever's left of it

In dire straits
The poor man be
For he wanted a p
To the unknown

A toilet he wanted to find
High and low
He looked with strained look
He could not go to a bar for no pint he bought

So he look for a toilet in the park
All boarded up and locked shut
Desperate his need be
Mmm guess he will p up a tree

His zipper he did hold when a allow allow
Was herd
He lost his nerve and dashed to the main street
With a peek he did spy a toilet near bye

Mmm oh no said he five pence for a p
Out rages said he
Five p for a p
Mmm guess he will coghup jut to have a p

Oh how it was worth the expence just to save his modesty

Frogs jumpover things
But not a truck, squish, squish, squish!
Frog legs ,yum, yum, yum

Cats crave cream
CAT craves cocoa
CrazyCAT chasing cold chocolate chariot

Arrives around alley and architectural arch
Adept at adapting, always attempt an accession
All avenues appear appealing,
As appetite assails attention.

Teasing truck travels to tantalizing treat traders..
Tempting troubled trek toward tall tailgate.
Testing teeny tiny tiptoes...trying tis this -
Then trepidation.. taking tantamount truffles.....
Truly terrific... the Tastiest Today(!!!!!!!)

O thou trembling maiden who
thouest wouldest to meeth
be a recipient of thou mine
locks of golden har..
Thy mumbling lips doth beg
me while on bended knee
From the top of this terrace
I have snipped for thee a lock
for thine inheritance
I snip and fling my locks to
the wind and the angels doth
bare them up and place them
in your mortal hands
Go now, and showeth to the
maidens of the village with what
grace thy king hath bestowed upon
thy mortal frame
lol

pity penny pie pence
pops pips passing pigs
piles piled, piling, peaked
prohibitive pinnacles.

perhaps peach pits
penny's palative pleasures please?
"perfect peachy pit!"
penny pie pence piped.

playing ping-pong
paddling pits
pow! ping! pit poked penned pigs
pigs picked pens' pegs
pushing prancing pouncing
pity penny pie pence.

...pity penny pie pence
prevailed past pig pelting
past passing........passed..

Proudly posing
"Pineapple Princess Penny"
proclamation proclaimed--
per Penny's prized
"Positively, pleasurably,
palatively pleasing,
procuring perfectory,
Penny's Pine-apple Pies"