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Can I tell you ladies a little secret? You had it all along and did not even know it. Have you noticed how few men will still offer their seats to a lady on a full bus or a train these days? Some people may interpret it as bad manners but that’s not true. They are merely acknowledging your equal status. Beware of those who offer their seats; they are the chauvinists who still think that they are superior to women.

If you still feel that you’re being dealt short, maybe we should change genders for a while but please not while you are pregnant or menstruating; that would be unfair.

So while you are me and I am you, see that you shave every morning… and every night before you come to bed. Your beard scratches me. I’M NOT UPSET!!! Brother, am I going to enjoy yelling at you, and my colleagues, and everybody else without having to apologize? This PMS thing is such a handy thingymabob.

Not now; the children will hear us.

I see the lawn also needs mowing… and fix that bloody gutter that you have been nagging me about for the last six months. And I’m not crying; I’m pissing through my eyes.

NOT NOW; I have headache.

No, I’m not done yet; see that you come home straight from work and this Bingo business on Wednesday nights is bullshìt. PUT THAT TOILET SEAT DOWN!!! Are you listening to me? I’m talking to you. You don’t love me anymore; When last did you give me ? I’m going back to my mother.

Not now; I’m tired.

Then I did not even explore other possibilities like s*xual harassment when I don't like somebody. Boy, I’m going to have a ball. But then it probably won’t last for much longer before you’re going to insist on swapping back because you have discovered that it is not that easy to be a man

Not now. I’m … eh… eh… I don’t know what... but not now.

So, if you ladies want to be on top, be my guest and get on with it. It’s less work for us at the bottom. Oh shìt, last night while I was you, I forgot to take your pill.

Well my dear, do you still want gender equality? Of course you can have it but you will not be very smart to accept it. I would never surrender the upper hand if I had it.


I'll see ya as soon as it's safe again.

The Citizens United Decision Made Corporations = People & Money = Political Speech.

Shall we begin by defining our subject(s)?
We shall.

This is a Brief - 3 1/2 minute - introduction to Oligarchy ...

This is a Very Brief - ONE Minute - description of the 2010 Citizens United SCOTUS Decision ...

(Corporate 'Crat Hildebeest wants Citizens United repealed? That's Cute )

Anyway -
Murkuns are now allowed a Choice between Two candidates pre-selected by the Donor Class.
This is Especially true on the National Level - Prez sElections - but also in elections farther down the ballot.

It makes No Difference which individual candidate/Major Party prevails.
Either Way - OLIGARCHY WINS!! ...

The Oligarchy benefits from 'Crats & 'Publicans demonizing one another
It keeps folks Scared into voting the preselected Plutocrat "Choices" ...

It's why there's an Illusion(!) of dichotomy between the Major Parties.
The system feeds off fear & eliciting emotional responses among voters.

Keep these things in mind when watching political ads & hearing folks talk politics.
It's Fear Driven.
It's not what a candidate will Accomplish - It's that the opposition is Vile

Not running on accomplishing anything has an Added advantage.
Once elected, the candidate's supporters won't expect much (if anything) from him.
He satisfied his voters' Primary concerns by savin' 'em from the Vile opponent! .

This explains the pre-selected options voters we were given in '16 & now again in '20.
Both are arguably vile & substantial numbers of voters are Damned glad One of 'em ain't Prez!!

I'LL B'LIEVE A CORPORATION'S A PERSON WHEN TEXAS EXECUTES ONE!!

Roll up Roll up Rolllll up

I, your host, invite you to a drink of your choice

Craft beers? We've got 'em
TRADITIONAL beers? We've got 'em too!

Wine lover? We've got you sorted!

Spirits? Whatever takes your fancy!

Cocktails? Oh boy have we got them too.................

And introducing, our world famous Coronapocalypse cocktail!

ingredients:

1/2 bottle of corona beer
1 dose of isolation
1 dose of frustration
1 shot of kahlua(because it's in so many cocktails, right?)
1 shot of sambuca(because aniseed, mmmm)
1 shot of who gives a fúck
and 1 shot of i might be going crazy!

"Oh Im Sorry"..."I Shouldnt Have Said That"..He/She Said
"You Shouldnt Have Said It?"..."And Now Youre Sorry?"
You Should Have Thought About What You Were About To Say... First
But You Didnt Did You?
Of Course You Didnt Think About It
And You Think ...Saying Youre Sorry... Is Going To Make It All Okay

It Doesnt Work That Way
It Doesnt Change The Fact That You Said It
It Doesnt Change The Fact.... That What You Said ...Might Have Been Hurtful
Nope
Sorry Doesnt Do A Damned Thing

All good things must come to an end. I guess the same applies to the not so good. They too must end; only sooner than later.

For the past few months I’ve been in a relationship with a completely incompatible woman. She’s a social butterfly who loves those boring parties where you float from person to person, making small talk about any BS, ranging from the weather to baby care and everything in between, excluding current affairs and politics, while wetting her lips on a glass of red wine all evening.

I, on the other hand, prefer to attend, at the most, one rowdy party per month while spending the rest of the time in small company, maybe just the two of us or one or two other couples, dining out, braaiing, go dancing or whatever.

We recognized our differences very early on and often discussed it. Our tastes in music differ, we do not agree in our political views, and we have very different religious views. We realized that it could not last, yet we hanged on to each other because we enjoyed each others company when we were together. We decided to enjoy it while it lasted; marking time, I suppose, waiting for something better to show up.

As usually, I did not see her this weekend but she came around last night. We went to a nearby pub for an hour or so and watched a movie (Avatar) at home afterwards. This morning, just before she left, she dropped the bomb. This was the last time, she said. After a night of more passion than the norm, she pecked me on the cheek and said good-bye.

You could have knocked me over with a feather. I knew it was coming, yet the news surprised me. My mind was in turmoil while I walked her to her car. It is her birthday tomorrow and I bought her a fairly expensive gold chain. I'm scared that if I give it to her now, she may think that I'm trying to buy her back.

As she got into the car, she said she’ll call me later and drove off.

So, that’s it then. At least we parted as friends.

You have a wonderful day, will you.

Terrorism is, in its broadest sense, the use of intentionally indiscriminate violence as a means to create terror or fear, in order to achieve a political, religious, or ideological aim. It is classified as fourth-generation warfare and as a violent crime.[citation needed] In modern times, terrorism is considered a major threat to society and therefore illegal under anti-terrorism laws in most jurisdictions.[citation needed][dubious – discuss] It is also considered a war crime under the laws of war when used to target non-combatants, such as civilians, neutral military personnel, or enemy prisoners of war.
Although "terrorism" originally referred to acts committed by a government, currently it usually refers to the killing of innocent people for political purposes in such a way as to create a spectacle ( WIKIPEDIA)

Funny, how many people refer to all Muslims as terrorists...isn't the great US of A and other countries guilty of terrorism when they invade other countries and killed millions and millions of innocents? or they is it simply their way of helping and making the world a better place , by murdering millions of innocents ?

The vid below presents the plight of Asia Bibi. She's lived in the shadow of a noose for seven years.
It's not long; less than 11 minutes.

But for international attention & pressure brought upon the government, she would most probably have already been hanged.

This is an issue in which people can become involved.
A worldwide petition has been circulated demanding she not be executed, and released.

Involvement NOW by groups advocating for her life to be spared could prove decisive.
What may be her final hearing before the Supreme Court is upcoming this June.

For information on such groups, search...

Asia Bibi

Also...

"Save Asia Bibi" Petition Home / Facebook

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When somebody tells me to go to hell, I gladly try to oblige, but I never get further than the gates. Whenever I get there, they lock and bar the gates on first sight. The first time that somebody sent me to hell, I seduced the devil’s wife and he (the devil) withdrew my visa and forbade me ever to set foot in that place again.

I am the persona non grata #1 in hell. They have life size photos of me at the gates to prevent me from sneaking in there on the quiet. Believe me, I have tried several times to get back in without any success; I have a real soft spot for his wife. Why is a forbidden love so much sweeter?

As I don't qualify for heaven, there is nowhere else to go after death. As such, I am forbidden to die and doomed to live forever.

I am immortal!

Men, please tell me what has put you off a woman instantly and forever, very early on. I want to put a bloke off.

Women, if you know of something that would put a bloke off instantly, please share.

Thanks.

Please let me know what you think,
I'm really interested in getting your opinion so I can improve the quality of my life.
I know your so much more intelligent than me, and really look forward to your tuppence worth