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Bah Hum Bug!
I haven't gotten beyond this Bah Hum Bug!
I really haven't
And it is because I know I need to be more generous
I need to make my own transformation
I wish sometimes I did own a company like the one I work at
I wish I could double their salary
I wish I could provide them with a comfortable temperature
Health care would be free so a person didn't have to worry
About financial ruin because of high insurance premiums
And low benefits
The workers would be happy to come to work
The overtime would not be allowed so they could rest
And spend time with their family
So that we, all of us could truly say God bless us everyone!
I really haven't
And it is because I know I need to be more generous
I need to make my own transformation
I wish sometimes I did own a company like the one I work at
I wish I could double their salary
I wish I could provide them with a comfortable temperature
Health care would be free so a person didn't have to worry
About financial ruin because of high insurance premiums
And low benefits
The workers would be happy to come to work
The overtime would not be allowed so they could rest
And spend time with their family
So that we, all of us could truly say God bless us everyone!
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
I have been watching all the different versions of A Christmas Carol. The best has to be Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge.
Christmas Wishes!
Christmas Wishes!
May your Christmas tree be adorned and topped with an Angel of heavenly joy!
Sprinkled with snow flakes and streamers of ornate garland wrapped around your Christmas tree
Beautiful Christmas ornaments festooned throughout
It’s boughs!
Strings of colored bulbs all aglow
Silvered tinsel and garland draped over branches
With gifts of love placed beneath the tree!
Tis the time of hanging of the Holly,
kisses and gift giving!
May the Christmas Spirit dance with you
Throughout the Holidays!
“Merry Christmas”
Spirit of Christmas Poem
written by Santa’s Helper
JimEee
May your Christmas tree be adorned and topped with an Angel of heavenly joy!
Sprinkled with snow flakes and streamers of ornate garland wrapped around your Christmas tree
Beautiful Christmas ornaments festooned throughout
It’s boughs!
Strings of colored bulbs all aglow
Silvered tinsel and garland draped over branches
With gifts of love placed beneath the tree!
Tis the time of hanging of the Holly,
kisses and gift giving!
May the Christmas Spirit dance with you
Throughout the Holidays!
“Merry Christmas”
Spirit of Christmas Poem
written by Santa’s Helper
JimEee
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
Happy Holidays!Christmas gifts
So nice to see
All the Christmas gifts under the tree
But what about the ones that don't fit under the tree
The ones that really mean a lot to you and me
A full tummy full of good food
A special song that puts me in a good mood
A kind word from a stranger
The baby Jesus in the manger
Earlier this month we had Christmas snow
Lighted houses that bring that holiday glow
Time off from work
Donald Trump and his comments that make me want to smirk
Larry David's impression of Bernie Sanders
Coleslaw from Colonel Sanders
Star Wars and Daddy's Home
A friend talking to me on the phone
All these things and many more
Give me hope that you can't find in a store
All the Christmas gifts under the tree
But what about the ones that don't fit under the tree
The ones that really mean a lot to you and me
A full tummy full of good food
A special song that puts me in a good mood
A kind word from a stranger
The baby Jesus in the manger
Earlier this month we had Christmas snow
Lighted houses that bring that holiday glow
Time off from work
Donald Trump and his comments that make me want to smirk
Larry David's impression of Bernie Sanders
Coleslaw from Colonel Sanders
Star Wars and Daddy's Home
A friend talking to me on the phone
All these things and many more
Give me hope that you can't find in a store
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Posted: Dec 2015
About this poem:
Just thinking of some of things that I enjoy during Christmas. Daddy's Home is a movie with Will Ferrell. He is one of my favorite comedians. I saw his Anchorman 2 movie four times in the movie theater.Tom Turkey
I am the only turkey on the planet that does stand up comedy
Hey bartender! Can I get a drink over here?
Give me a vodka giblets!
Put that on my bill!
Last night I met a couple of chicks
Now that's what I call a turkey sandwich!
Then I found out one of them was pregnant
Boy, did I have egg on my face!
I guess the yolk was on me
I husband is engaged with lascivious sex with a dead turkey
The exhausted husband looks up and says, "How am I doing Honey?"
The wife says, "No, no, no, I told you to pluck the bird!"
I got only one thing to say to all you hungry humans out there
Eat me!
Hey bartender! Can I get a drink over here?
Give me a vodka giblets!
Put that on my bill!
Last night I met a couple of chicks
Now that's what I call a turkey sandwich!
Then I found out one of them was pregnant
Boy, did I have egg on my face!
I guess the yolk was on me
I husband is engaged with lascivious sex with a dead turkey
The exhausted husband looks up and says, "How am I doing Honey?"
The wife says, "No, no, no, I told you to pluck the bird!"
I got only one thing to say to all you hungry humans out there
Eat me!
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Posted: Nov 2015
About this poem:
A comedy bit on the Bob and Tom show. I have a bunch of their comedy cds.Thankful
Thanks for making a road for me to drive on
Thanks for the good songs I listened to on my drive
Thanks to the people who made my car that gets me around
Thanks to the guy who drove the gas truck so I could fill up my car
Thanks to the mechanic for fixing my oil leak
Thanks to the hockey players who risk injury for my amusement
Thanks to the zamboni driver who cleans the ice between periods
Thanks to the woman who made my chicken the other day
Thanks to the chicken for being tasty
Thanks to my snails for making many babies for me to look at
Thanks to the earth's tilt so we have seasons like fall and winter
Thanks to the clouds so the sun didn't hurt my eyes on my drive home
Thanks to the librarians for getting me movies, music, and books
Thanks to this computer at the library so I don't have to spend money
Thanks for the good songs I listened to on my drive
Thanks to the people who made my car that gets me around
Thanks to the guy who drove the gas truck so I could fill up my car
Thanks to the mechanic for fixing my oil leak
Thanks to the hockey players who risk injury for my amusement
Thanks to the zamboni driver who cleans the ice between periods
Thanks to the woman who made my chicken the other day
Thanks to the chicken for being tasty
Thanks to my snails for making many babies for me to look at
Thanks to the earth's tilt so we have seasons like fall and winter
Thanks to the clouds so the sun didn't hurt my eyes on my drive home
Thanks to the librarians for getting me movies, music, and books
Thanks to this computer at the library so I don't have to spend money
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Posted: Nov 2015
About this poem:
I do all my computer work at the library. Saves me a lot of cash. I'm thankful as I like to eat!Turkey
I will be getting my turkey next week
I have the bag to cook it
I already ate pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes and gravy
I also want to get sliced turkey at the deli
I shop at Walmart and Piggly Wiggly mostly
Sometimes I shop at ALDI's
I ate some cranberry sauce
I don't like real cranberries
I have some stuffing left to make
Some people are vegan
I know I should eat more vegetables and fruit
I don't like to see animals suffer, but I love meat
KFC doesn't treat their workers or the chickens nicely
But I love to eat there
It is the time to be thankful
I will be thankful for my turkey
I will be thankful for my family
Even though they are very hard to be around
Mostly I will be thankful for four days off work
I have the bag to cook it
I already ate pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes and gravy
I also want to get sliced turkey at the deli
I shop at Walmart and Piggly Wiggly mostly
Sometimes I shop at ALDI's
I ate some cranberry sauce
I don't like real cranberries
I have some stuffing left to make
Some people are vegan
I know I should eat more vegetables and fruit
I don't like to see animals suffer, but I love meat
KFC doesn't treat their workers or the chickens nicely
But I love to eat there
It is the time to be thankful
I will be thankful for my turkey
I will be thankful for my family
Even though they are very hard to be around
Mostly I will be thankful for four days off work
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Posted: Nov 2015
About this poem:
I am getting a turkey next week at work. I used to get one at my old job till they got rid of the benefit. I wonder if the new employees that work there get a turkey. I still think it really messed up that there will be people working and shopping on Thanksgiving. Really messed up!
JACK O LANTERN
HE ONLY SHINES FOR ONE NIGHT OF THE YEAR; BUT ONCE YOU SEE HIS LIT UP ANGRY FACE; YOU ARE SURE TO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR GRACE! HIS FRIENDS CONSIST OF; GOBLINS AND WITCHES WHO DWELL ON SCARING PEOPLE, WHILE DIGGING THEIR DITCHES! YES, THIS NIGHT IS SO WELCOME TO JACK AND HIS MANY EVIL FRIENDS; BUT WAIT TIL THE NEXT DAY, WHEN THE ANGELS APPEAR, AND RETIRE JACK AND HIS FRIENDS, TO AN ANGELIC END; UNTIL NEXT YEAR!
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Posted: Oct 2015
About this poem:
TRICK OR TREAT! I LOVED IT WHILE GROWING UP; BUT TODAY THERE ARE TOO MANY SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE; SO PARENTS;INSPECT EVERYTHING BEFORE GIVE IT TO YOUR KIDS!Scary Stuff
Bad Parents
Jealous Coworkers
Minimum Wages
Endless Overtime
Bad Working Conditions
Illegal Aliens
Rape and Murder in Dubuque
Depression and Suicide
Poverty
National Debt
Jerod and Cosby
Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, and Manson
Wars around the world
Every president since I've been born
The Cash Store, Security Finance
Casinos and Compulsive Gamblers
Overpopulation
Invasive Species
NAFTA
Hell and the wrath of God
Jealous Coworkers
Minimum Wages
Endless Overtime
Bad Working Conditions
Illegal Aliens
Rape and Murder in Dubuque
Depression and Suicide
Poverty
National Debt
Jerod and Cosby
Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, and Manson
Wars around the world
Every president since I've been born
The Cash Store, Security Finance
Casinos and Compulsive Gamblers
Overpopulation
Invasive Species
NAFTA
Hell and the wrath of God
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Posted: Oct 2015
About this poem:
Just thinking of some scary things so far in my life. Plenty out there to be afraid of, that's for sure! Happy Halloween!!Trick or Treat
Bullied at school
When am I gonna rule?
My salvation lies in rock and roll
My friend gives me a record to fill my soul
I play it backwards and get instructions
To get even with this corruption
It works great
But the demon released by this record doesn't want to wait
He loves this hate
There is no debate
He wants me to help him kill
His music my thrill
I say no
You gotta go
But he gets out with a little help
From my friend who is a welp
At the high school dance
He puts them in a trance
Then shoots lightning out of his guitar
Killing numerous teens and one teacher near and far
Then he is played on the radio
I know what I have to do
Put a radio in the back of a police car
Taunt him to come get me and drive far
I will take him out
Before he hits the river he will shout
Then I will send him away forever
From a record I shouldn't have ever played
So be careful with your records
And don't ever play them backwards
When am I gonna rule?
My salvation lies in rock and roll
My friend gives me a record to fill my soul
I play it backwards and get instructions
To get even with this corruption
It works great
But the demon released by this record doesn't want to wait
He loves this hate
There is no debate
He wants me to help him kill
His music my thrill
I say no
You gotta go
But he gets out with a little help
From my friend who is a welp
At the high school dance
He puts them in a trance
Then shoots lightning out of his guitar
Killing numerous teens and one teacher near and far
Then he is played on the radio
I know what I have to do
Put a radio in the back of a police car
Taunt him to come get me and drive far
I will take him out
Before he hits the river he will shout
Then I will send him away forever
From a record I shouldn't have ever played
So be careful with your records
And don't ever play them backwards
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Posted: Sep 2015
About this poem:
Trick or Treat is a movie from 1986. I just got it yesterday from Ebay. It is about a bullied teen who gets help from a dead rocker in dealing with bullies. Ozzy Ozborne and Gene Simmons are in this movie.Tissue Paper Hot Air Balloon
I have celebrated the 4th of July with different fireworks
I have even celebrated using Diet Coke and Mentos
I have lighted firecrackers
Fountains and fireworks that fly
I have used sparklers, snaps, and snakes
But the tissue paper hot air balloon is my favorite
It cost me only five dollars and lasted at least five minutes
It needs have calm winds or the paper will catch on fire
You need to have two people to light the balloon
One using a long plastic lighter to prevent burning fingers
One to hold the balloon till it has enough hot air to fly
And then slowly but steadily it climbs up, up, and up into the sky
Pretty inspirational
I have even celebrated using Diet Coke and Mentos
I have lighted firecrackers
Fountains and fireworks that fly
I have used sparklers, snaps, and snakes
But the tissue paper hot air balloon is my favorite
It cost me only five dollars and lasted at least five minutes
It needs have calm winds or the paper will catch on fire
You need to have two people to light the balloon
One using a long plastic lighter to prevent burning fingers
One to hold the balloon till it has enough hot air to fly
And then slowly but steadily it climbs up, up, and up into the sky
Pretty inspirational
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Posted: Jul 2015
About this poem:
Lit my first tissue paper hot air balloon this week. I am going to buy another to light tonight if calm winds prevail.Poems entered on these pages are copyrighted by the authors who entered them. They cannot be reproduced without the author's written consent. © Copyright 2001-2024. All rights reserved.
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