Holidays Poems (355)

I Wish You A Merry Christmas!

A heavenly lighted Angel decorates our Christmas tree top for all to see!

Silver tinsel hangs glistening falling upon it’s branches, put there haphazardly by you and me!

Sparkling Lights like Shinning Stars adorn it with a Christmas glow

Spun Glass Fantasia colored balls fill it’s Boughs of Greenery, as we wait for the weather to start to snow!

Holiday Christmas train express circles it’s bottom ... underneath, puffing smoke as round and round it doth go!

Presents adorn their messages of love, neatly displayed upon the floor, beneath our wonderful Christmas tree

Oh! I see one there and I thinks it’s there for me!

I see another small one, it’s card says it’s for you …
Jewelry comes in small packages!

I wonder what it can be?

Christmas songs are playing old fashion music of years gone bye!

Christmas cheer bottles are open, pouring happy laughter for you and I

Caught you under the mistletoe, Ooh! I don’t want to let you go!

Come here! Santa’s helper, I want your sweet kisses, as if you didn’t know!

Tiny snow flakes are tapping on our window panes
Dancing upon the snowman smiling face, guarding our house alone out in the cold and misty snow

Our tiny dog is barking, someone’s singing Jingle Bells and standing at our door

Wishing you all a Merry-Christmas and hoping all is well!

Ah! Christmas Day is coming soon … as if you couldn’t tell!

Merry-Christmas one and all!

(The Christmas Poet Messenger)
JimEee

Why are the stores open Thanksgiving?
Don't they care?
Thanksgiving is for family
Not greed
Not 8 PM sales
Thanksgiving is for football
Thanksgiving is for floats
Spiderman, Snoopy, Charlie Brown
Shame on you Pizza Hut for firing that manager
All he wanted was his employees to have a day with their families
Shame on you Walmart and the rest
You don't need to start this Black Friday till Friday
I already did my shopping on November 1
So I could relax and enjoy the holiday
Singing Christmas songs, lighting my tree, and eating too much
Please
I'm begging you all
Put up those old signs
Closed For Thanksgiving

I hang you up
You are so special
Each of you have a different meaning
The fish ornament I made in second grade in 1976
The 50 year old ornaments I rescued from my parent's auction
White House ornaments from the around 2005
Ornaments from my brother moving out of his house in 2006
A Simpson's ornament from Burger King
An ornament I found in the trash
An angel with my middle name on it
A school house from Jennifer, a 6th Grader in 1995
Plain red, blue, gold, silver, and green ornaments
Hockey puck from the Dubuque Fighting Saints
Snoopy on skis
Cartman and Stan from SouthPark
Candy canes
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, how I could relate to you
Santa
Snowman and Snowwoman
You all hang on my artifical tree
I bought it with my starter ornaments, lights, and garland in 1996
So this will be the 18th Christmas for my 5 and a half foot tree
My light will be blinking in 10 different patterns for all to see

Christmas Magic

The air is full of expectation
mystery lurks round every corner
the presents passed out bring exhalation
none of this possible without your partner

Close your eyes, let go and think back
to the days of your childhood
remember believing in Santa and his sack
nowadays what is the likelihood

The magical spell of Christmas
is surely in the special fragrant smells
frankincense assaults me at mass
brings memories flooding back in swells

The warmth of feelings
as friends gather around
sitting down to dumplings
makes my heart abound



Dumpling in Scotland we make a fruit dumpling that is around 2 feet wide placed in an unused pillow case and steamed served hot Christmas day or New Years Eve and then cold or fried they usually last 8-12 days

Ants, apples, automobiles
Bees, bread, beds
Cranberry Sauce, colors, cattle
Dad, diamonds, deer
Evergreens, eating, ears
Friends, family, feasting
Grass, gals, Germany
Hope, hands, healing
Icecream, icicles, integrity
Jackolaterns, joy, Jupiter
Kindness, keys, Korea
Lights, love, land
Meat, memory, mashed potatoes
Noodles, night, new
Oranges, openness, olives
Potatoes, people, playing
Quotes, questions, queens
Rainbows, rain, random acts of kindness
Stars, sunsets, suprises
Television, teachers, time
Umbrellas, unconditional love, U2
Violins, victory, voices
Water, wellness, watermelon
Xtra food, xylophones, X Factor
Yams, youtube, you
Zombies, Zero, ZZ Top

Santa Santa
Slip a Packer's jacket under the tree for me
Been an aweful good boy
Santa Santa
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Santa
A 2014 corvette too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you Santa
Santa Santa
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the gals I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check off my Christmas list
Santa Santa
I want a jet ski
For me
Been an angel all year
Santa Santa
So hurry down the chimney tonight
So hurry
Tonight

Santa has had to deliver presents once a year for 1,000 years
He made a bet with an angel
If he could not put his curling rock closer than the angels
Without the rock going into a fishing hole then he would have to be nice
Instead of killing people
So the bet has expired and now Santa doesn't care
If you're naught or nice
All he wants to do is kill as many people on Christmas as he can
He kills a dog by kicking it into a fan
He kills a woman by drowning her in the egg nog
Santa puts a turkey leg in a man's head and through his brain
Santa uses a tree star as a ninja star and kills a woman with it
He pins the Jewish deli owner to the wall with a menorah in the neck
He has his musk ox eat a valet
He kills a mugger with a candy cane
He runs over grandpa with his sleigh
Santa electrocutes a bouncer at a strip club with a stripper pole
Yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus
And he's coming to get you!

I want a day off for Christmas
Only a day off will do
Don't want a dog or dinky tinker toy
I want a day off to play and enjoy
I want a day off for Christmas
Only a day off will do
Mom says a day off won't pay the bills
I'll just do free activities
Like video games and watching movies
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Well rested up
Oh a joy and what suprise when I open up my eyes
And see nine days of vacation off in a row
I want a day off for Christmas
Only a day off will do
No mean bosses, coworkers, and bad working conditions
I only want a day off work
To play and enjoy
And a day off work wants me too!

Un der the waterfall
She stood
Her heavenly naked body on show for all to see
Her sensual curves she glides her fingers cold to the touch

She tilts her head to the drenching water eyes shut hypnotic to the cold falling flowing rapid flow
The cascading water
Cleaning
Cooling
The feel of the deep cold water on her skin

Chilling her from top to toe
She turns dancing in the fall
Drenching every part Cleansing her sole
Purification
Her goal to be one with nature one with her sole

Cleansed from life mark now cleansed and reborn
She face the deep pool with in
In she dives swims to the waters edge
Her towel she collects
Cleansed her day begins

Thanksgiving Turkeys Unite!

Join the Turkey Union

Gobble up! It’s time to flap your feathers

Bang your Turkey drums and spice up your holiday dressing

Your entitled to a last Turkey dance before they put you in the oven of no return!

Grab a strikers sign and pace up and down in front of
Your Grocers

Donate your feathers to a good cause

Scratch your feet upon the dirt and declare war on the Indians, after all they introduced you to the Pilgrims at Plymouth Rock and look what they did to you

They pulled out all of your beautiful feathers and made a Turkey feast out of you!

And called it Thanksgiving

Yea, Thanksgiving for them, but how about us?

They ate my wife a beautiful young turkey hen and the children growing up, are on next years menu!

How shameful, humans over stuffed with turkey!
Don’t they ever get enough!

We’re peace loving Turkeys

We never put an apple in their mouths and cooked them over a spit

Oh! Those cannibals!

The delicious aroma of the cooking Turkey is interlacing deliciously all through the house!

Don’t forget the Cranbury sauce and the delicious mashed potatoes with the Turkey gravy and apple pie for desert.

And don’t forget to sign-up for your Turkey Union Card

They need your support!

Turkeys Unite!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Your Thanksgiving Poet

JimEee