I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.
Ok, let’s separate the men from the boys; and the women from the girls! I can read these like clear text and English is only a second language to me. So if English is third or worst, I’ll excuse you!
This is good example of a Brain Study. If you can read this you have a strong mind:
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Happy reading. I always wondered how my teachers could read my compositions! I always wrote the best compositions, but never got full marks! Handwriting and spelling!
I started smoking at the age of 20, when I met my ex, who was a regular smoker, as I could not handle him smoking and I thought I was in love, so could not live without him either or the smoking.
I have found in the last number of years, since they started banning smoking in buildings and restaurants, that the people that kept on smoking, had a certain IQ level.
I'm a born analyst and am always looking for patterns.
So here was another pattern. Do u know what?
When was the last time you went out for a date and really enjoyed it?
I joined another dating site a week ago and meet a nice 47 years old man. We agreed to meet at Starbuck's last night. I left work a little early to meet the guy at 12 midnight. On my way there, I got cold feet and changed my mind...went to Mc Donald's instead! Had some Caesar Salad and Apple pie...hanged out there all by myself and went home.
After some lousy excuse that something urgent came up at work, the guy persisted that we could meet tomorrow night...Saturday and I'm off. He asked where I would prefer to meet: La Calle or Irish Pub? I'm not familiar with these places so I googled it. La Calle seems decent so I'm thinking of accepting his invite. I like to dance and would prefer to go to some nice place where I can have a drink and dance silly...I would really really enjoy that
Now, I'm thinking...if I go out tomorrow, what shall I wear? Black? Red? something sexy? Something conservative ? What would usually impress a man who seems to be educated, nice and down to earth? Shall I wear my hair down? Curly ?
Shall I bring a friend or two? Or I simply send a friend to pretend to be me again?
What the heck...it's not easy to go out for a date
So many things to consider
Just thinking about it makes me feel like dancing
...has been found guilty on all counts.
Sentencing to follow at a later date.
online today!
LET'S ALL SMILE AND BE HAPPY... SHALL WE????
Seems like our territory is visited by crude if not hostile invaders.
If anything because of this experience, I've found our place to be also useful and effective for therapeutic purposes. Imagine all the bickering spewed from vile and sometimes venomous encounters. Sometimes most are very inane but in between are truly legitimate seeking for explanation and there is where I come in. I learn from those exchanges of great ideas. And on top of that, when good and pleasant feelings are generated and conflict is resolved, now that is a good result, isn't it?
But for those outright nasty, they should stop and value every moment we have by being positive.
What do you think fellow bloggers, friends, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?
Thanks all for your reads and comments.
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Mimi, where's your delicious cupcakes my friend. You and Angel are officially our diplomatic attaches here, how about that.
In the end, it's still a beautiful world, right?
Humor is very important in our life. A person with a lively sense of humor who can laugh at himself/herself and at just about anything is insightful and healthier in a lot of respect. Humor can free us from our inhibitions…can relieve the anxieties we feel in our day to day existence.
Our sense of humor differ from one another. What I may find funny may not be funny to you and vice versa. I can laugh at myself, always see the fun side of things first but I can also take someone’s humor seriously if it’s something that degrade and put others down. The things that we can laugh at tells what kind of personality we have…it shows our flexibility, sarcasm, cheerfulness, irritability, impulsiveness, carelessness, enthusiasm, sensitivity and outlook in life.
I’m not afraid to let my hair down…humor helps me a lot in solving my problems and turning a day into a positive and productive one and most of all, make a stronger better person in me. My sense of humor can be funny, witty, sexy, a little dirty, a little philosophical…depends with whom I’m having a banter and laughing with. I surely won’t crack a dirty joke if I’m within hearing distance from nuns and preachers so it’s about being sensitive with the people around you that could turn a joke into something very funny and successfully make everyone laugh in a healthy way
Here on blogs, it’s very difficult to make everyone laugh. It takes a long time to recognize each others’ humor. Those who have come to know me a little are the ones who tend to find something in common to laugh with me…thus they join the fun banter on my blogs and we end up sharing some laughs and giggles
…while others are raising their eyebrows and consider us “sick” and in need of education.
Well, welcome to the Blogland!
Why is it difficult for others to see the fun side of things and laugh? I believe we’re all born with loads of sense of humor but many loses it along the way. How often do you make people around laugh ? Can you laugh at yourself ?
Just For Laughs :A man falling from a cliff grabs a protruding root. Hanging in midair, he cries to heaven: ''Is anyone out there?''
A voice responds: ''Yes, my son. Let go and I will bear thee up.''
The man hesitates, then cries out: ''Anyone else?''A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a** grill for one little weenie?"