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Gentlejim

She Is So Blond

She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "concentrate."

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She studied for a blood test.

She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

She sold the car for gas money!

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
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PLEASE BE KIND TO ME....I"M HOMELESS!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Why are men so scared of injections?

For the length of time I was doing it, I have proved that men are more scared in injections than women. doh
We girls are braver.. cheering applause cheering applause


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Smartassss

Connectingblog.com

When we knew how enjoy as a blogger in giving comment, posting the blogs, teasing to each other, joking, laughing, sharing the happiness and sadness, change any kind of informations, full of knowledge, etc etc... we really feel that we are family.
Finally, it changes our first purpose when joining the CS. Finding someone is not as main reason to be here but having a lot of friends is much more enjoy, despite the door is keep opening....
I see some persons, saying goodbye to leave our room as if they will not come back, but I don't think that we can truly release the chemistry from the blog.

So, when we doubt to leave... Do not leave, when we doubt to speak... Do not speak....

Have a nice day everybody...

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my true love story here......

men i don't understand.......long distance relationship

can work only.....with the people who are totally

honest to each other....you can not hide anything at all.

And first thing you need is trust......and open honest

questions.....and answers......which is not easily possible,

Yes i love him still.....but....it is just not possible

to go on with mrs doubt fire.....doh

as we talk with anyone...we talk the way ...the conversation

goes.....yes i called him dracula why....because i sent

a mail...asking him....where are you....a simple answer

would have made each other happy by saying baby i am here....but

what did he answer me....(where is he?

where i always am standing in the dark waiting to emerge).....

in answer to this....i just made a joke....by saying

darling you got me scared....made me think dracula...

what have i done wrong here???? it simply was joking talk

then HE called me vampire....i did not get angry....i answered....smiling

saying your vampire speaking...

and so it is long story of .....only accusing me

that all men are my lovers....and he do not want to be

rooster....what is the meaning??????? i really don't know

all i know is ... it is a male chicken blues sigh
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rizlaredonline today!

Omicron variant appears to be ‘super mild‘ mutation with Covid death rate not jumping




This is the latest info on the Omicron variant.
I believe the UK and other countries made a knee jerk reaction and need to calm down and follow the science, not speculation.
To date there has not been a single death from this version of covid.
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Crazyheart38

The Walking Dead Season 6 Episode 1

Superb!yay

6 AM my time here and just finished watching the Season 6 Episode 1 in Putlocker...WOW, I can't get enough of those zombiesyay Can hardly wait for Episode 2!

Not really a big fan of zombies but the story is really great, how those strangers bonded together, care for each other as a family...so many positive things to learn from those characters...

I love all of those characters but I'm sure some of you have your favorite.rolling on the floor laughing Who's yours?rolling on the floor laughing

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Elegsabiff

REVENGE

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold.

I don't mind if it is hot or cold, but I want it. The person bringing my car from Scotland with me paying ferry, tolls and flight back, has done a dirty on me, picked a quarrel, taken the huff and taken my car to Malaga, 80 km away, so I have to get it from there.

It will be a massive pain in the butt but that's not what the blog is about. I'm ANGRY. It has cost me hundreds of pounds, he's had the use of the car for a holiday with his best girl, and he's cheated at the last on the deal.

I fought myself for quite a while not to report it stolen. I'm not, after all, that nasty - but I do want satisfaction. It was a cheap trick to play, a completely selfish thing to do, and I don't care if my retaliation is silly, or childish, or a little bit evil so long as this anger stops eating me up. Hell, make me laugh, cheer me up, but spike my imagination.

Suggestions? devil
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zmountainman

Not what it seems, or is it ?

"A 10-MONTH-old baby girl has died in Spain after her grandfather left her in the back of his car for eight hours"

Bit of a roller coaster this article, man leaves granddaughter, 10 months old, in the back of a car in Spain, in summer, hanging is too good for him professor but read on, he went for a coffee & forgot he'd left her there, so poor man has trouble with memory comfort not his fault professor But hold on, cars here heat up in less than a minute to maybe 50c+, who would leave a dog, let alone a child in a car under those conditions very mad I can't think of a single place in Spain where kids are not welcomed with open arms, was it he couldn't be bothered to take her mumbling

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Elegsabiff

Imagination running riot?

I now take paying guests and I've had one here for a couple of weeks now and I might be turning into one of those slightly batty types who think every man who greets them politely is about to attack them, or something. He's charming, attractive, and very attentive. He's always been chatty but when my buddy was here it was impossible to avoid him because we were sitting out most of the time, and we both teased him a bit. Beginning to wish we hadn't.

He's really younger - mid 30s. So it's ridiculous to think he is chatting me up and I know that. But every time I go onto the terrace to have a cig he appears 2 seconds later and wants to talk and talk and talk and I eventually have to make an excuse and go back inside because he doesn't stop talking otherwise and it isn't just a guy talking to a wise old owl, it's - well, put it this way, if he was 20 years older, this would be a very different kind of blog. If I mentioned it at all. grin

I do know lots of men literally can't stop themselves flirting with any female between 10 and 100, it's a reflex and they don't know how to talk to women without flirting. Also some men would quite cheerfully take on a dotty old broad temporarily if there was a profit in it, or he really could quite literally be a bit lonely and would rather practice his English than his Spanish (neither is his home language). He could even think I am as funny and good company as he keeps telling me I am. However, the more he says it, the more I think hmm, really? rolling on the floor laughing

The upshot is that I am sitting inside rather than enjoying my own cool terrace in this crashing heat and yes the advice I have been given is set better ground rules with the next long-stay guest, or lock off part of the terrace for myself, and I will, next time. But I have 10 days still to get through and whether I'm an idiot or not, I feel uncomfortable and I don't know what to do about it.

help

And I shall probably delete this blog, by the way. It embarrasses me.
Willy3411

The Mueller Merry-Go-Round - The Circus that never ends

How convenient is it that CNN was tipped off to be there to witness it live, for maximum propaganda impact? HA! Real collusion is between the deep state and the fake news. Meanwhile the real criminals roam free and are still in power. What a joke. Definitely not a load of sh-t!
That was a Tweet by @MrWyattEarpLA



Since when does the FBI alert a supposed news org. that an arrest is about to be made? They are usually made in the darkness of night with stealth. Something rotten in FBI.

Here's the absurdity of Stone's arrest:

One of the counts against him is failure to turn over some emails and texts.

HILLARY DESTROYED EMAILS, PHONES AND TEXTS WHILE UNDER SUBPOENA! NOT ONE CHARGE! ZERO??

Filming his arrest was red meat for liberal MSM.


That was a Tweet by @HLAurora63



WATCH: CNN Airs Footage of FBI Arresting Roger Stone

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