Most Commented Humor Poems (1,865)

Excuse me

See this?

"No"

Still can't?

"No"

then stand back

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stone and biscuit
pebble and Triscuit

feldspar and wheat
building blocks replete

cinders and scones
buildings and bones

quartz sand, cassava
rich rye or lava

mountains and fields
increasingly yield

pyroclastic the dough
yeasted to grow

pumice and basalt
barley and malt

rising and browning
peaks up and crowning

igneous and Atta
gluten in strata

metamorphic the Naan
augmented to beyond

words building worlds
minds body unfurled

© agoodguy2have 2011-02-28

I am the Sun

I will shine on you

Take those glasses off I won't blind you

I am right here if you look over there

I am the Sun

You can be my Light

we can be two at flight

on a rainbow that is our delight


For I am the Sea

I will take you away

to my shores you will be

Promise you won't drown

I'll keep you on my ground.

The room..
the walls..
T.V..
the rain..
I sit..stare..wait..watch..look..numb..cough..stare..wait..

The window..............the rain.....................quiet..


........................I think.............................

........................nothing.............................

..........................ok................................

........................I got it!...........................

......................What does what mean?..................

......................that was brilliant!....................

a dog barks
a dog stratches on my door..
I let the dog in..
the dog chews my leg off..
So..I sit..stare..watch..wait..cough..the rain

.....................with the dog.............................

.....................and the T.V..............................

.....................and the chewed leg.......................

.....................and the boredom..........................
.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................the ..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................DOG!.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... I think

A couple of chickens
on old Browns farm
found a bag of pills
which caused some alarm

There were blue pills, and
red pills and green ones
galore

These clucking cluckers
gobbled til four

Wasen't long til the cows
and the horses joined in,
all staggering and laughing
in the old pig pen

Those crazy cluckers had
plucked themselves clean

A feather fest they had
in this barnyard scream

Old farmer Brown broke out
in rash when he discovered
the cluckers had gobbled
his stash

Those clean plucked cluckers
were picking and pecking
Wild eyed and wacked out did
they all go stepping

These freaked out featherless
friends of the coup

Is why we all stand in line
for farmer Browns soup~

I LOVE YOU TWICE......... I LOVE YOU TWICE
TOLD........ TOLD
THIS IS HOW THIS........ THIS IS HOW THIS
TALE UNFOLDS........ TALE UNFOLDS
THIS IS TRUTH........ THIS IS TRUTH
IT AIN'T NO FAKE........ IT AIN'T NO FAKE
HERE'S TWO IN ONE........ HERE'S TWO IN ONE
IN A DOUBLE TAKE~........ IN A DOUBLE TAKE~

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!

Let's get laughter way out of yourself
Make the happy sound awake
Laughter magic and enchanting
Do not sustain it in your soul
Let yourself go into joy
May it help forever
People from wherever
Getting circled together
Laughter can be a kind of help
A worthy enemy to distress
Rise this laughter so dear
To be heard by human ears
Make it go on around the world
Little chuckles happy giggles
So many ways of laughing
Do not fear the others comment
Let laughter way out of yourself
Be assured laughter is magic
Open your heart to this very
Very special kind of sound
Let's get laughter way out of yourself
Make the happy sound awake
AH AH AH

somewhere when stops the time,
somewhere a night,
and some little dramas..
you,me,and we,
intriguing mysteries..
at the midnight of worlds,
when the end,
reaches a short eternity..
some of them,dreamers,
call that..love..
some others..have no words..
somewhere,tangled webs,
tangerine and low tide,
blue indigo and clarinet..
somewhere in the early hours,
playing the game,
a night to remember,
a day to forgotten..
somewhere,purring,
somewhere,pouring,
purling..
somewhere and now,
and you are away..
I touch your delicate smell,
elusive memory,
just the instant,
a melody..
somewhere..

Many colors and many flavors it is bubblegum~~~
bubblelicious fun and sweet it is bubblegum
after chewing it for a few chews you blow
and blow many sizes of bubbles until it pops
and then you blow one and kiss at the same time
it is all fun with bubblegum~~~~~~~~~~

Sticky and gooey it is bubblegum and you blow
to pop and chew to chew that is why they call
it bubblegum bazooka bazooka it is...

Friends chewing bubble gum it is a bubblegum
sweet and chewy it is and loads of fun it
is to chew blow and chew and blow bubblegum
bubblegum pop and blow bubbles and how much
fun it is to chew blow bubbles with
BUBBLEGUM~~~~~~~~~~~~
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