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What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)
We seem to fight for peace
but at the cost of human life...
Gone is some beloved husband
alone is a widowed wife...
Somewhere a child is covered in mud,
no clean clothes or bed to sleep,
somewhere is a person afflicted with AIDS
an innocent child is dying while mother weeps...
Babies are born addicted,
someone is bullied for being born gay,
what's wrong with this world?
maybe we should be open to another way...
Lord Jesus died for our sins on the cross,
the Buddha meditated under the fig tree,
Mohammed had his wonderful vision,
Anne Frank wrote diligently in her diary..
But we can change we have the power in our voice,
It is not where you're from or color of your skin,
We can speak up with carefully planned choice
we are human beings that can start over all again...
Perhaps deep down we are all the same,
the most unique species on our planet...
but at the cost of human life...
Gone is some beloved husband
alone is a widowed wife...
Somewhere a child is covered in mud,
no clean clothes or bed to sleep,
somewhere is a person afflicted with AIDS
an innocent child is dying while mother weeps...
Babies are born addicted,
someone is bullied for being born gay,
what's wrong with this world?
maybe we should be open to another way...
Lord Jesus died for our sins on the cross,
the Buddha meditated under the fig tree,
Mohammed had his wonderful vision,
Anne Frank wrote diligently in her diary..
But we can change we have the power in our voice,
It is not where you're from or color of your skin,
We can speak up with carefully planned choice
we are human beings that can start over all again...
Perhaps deep down we are all the same,
the most unique species on our planet...
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Posted: Mar 2013
About this poem:
The human condition...
duck suspect
a non smoker has entered horrifying details
how he kills little ducks babies,
this serial killer has come into the ducks life,
left a brutal comment,
he,
in response to his comment
the wolf is on the prowl,
every inch of ground i hope he is found,
you can hide not forever,
the staker,
then the pig ,
now a nonsmoking serial killer
whats the world comming to,
a baby duck serial killer
now irelands duck eyes are upon you,
all this comming to my attention
giving me grey feathers,
imagine living on the same shores,
sweet bouncing raindrops,
oh for the love of almighty duck,
more sleepless nights,
i call upon the ritcheous to find these beasts,
who infiltritated security
use maxium force highly dangerous,
they need to be contained immediately
i need round the clock protection,
a nasty world is closing in,
soon i wont be safe,
first by video nasty,
the pig tries to take the fall,
now this,
when you are caught
i will spread my wings and pray
to the heavens for almighty rain,
to wash these monsters away,
this infiltrated my scanning system,
it had been overlooked now probing once again,
i need full time security,
i have his photo fit he looks so innocent
when he smiles,
do not for one minute buy into it,dont let him charm you
if anything should happen to me,
my will and testement,
he is top priority now no1,
fowl stench of a killer
how he kills little ducks babies,
this serial killer has come into the ducks life,
left a brutal comment,
he,
in response to his comment
the wolf is on the prowl,
every inch of ground i hope he is found,
you can hide not forever,
the staker,
then the pig ,
now a nonsmoking serial killer
whats the world comming to,
a baby duck serial killer
now irelands duck eyes are upon you,
all this comming to my attention
giving me grey feathers,
imagine living on the same shores,
sweet bouncing raindrops,
oh for the love of almighty duck,
more sleepless nights,
i call upon the ritcheous to find these beasts,
who infiltritated security
use maxium force highly dangerous,
they need to be contained immediately
i need round the clock protection,
a nasty world is closing in,
soon i wont be safe,
first by video nasty,
the pig tries to take the fall,
now this,
when you are caught
i will spread my wings and pray
to the heavens for almighty rain,
to wash these monsters away,
this infiltrated my scanning system,
it had been overlooked now probing once again,
i need full time security,
i have his photo fit he looks so innocent
when he smiles,
do not for one minute buy into it,dont let him charm you
if anything should happen to me,
my will and testement,
he is top priority now no1,
fowl stench of a killer
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Posted: May 2013
Post Commentsad frog
digesting all the name calling
staring of into the pond
in total sadness
lonely on his little lilly leaf
he is just a poor frog nobody loves me
with his little webbed fingers
do not hurt me
his ever so little heart
the frog would like to make an announcement
he found peter pan
he mentioned a heart discount at tinkerbells
so you know the story
he has come out from the fairytale
blows out heart signs in the sky
calling the frog peter pan
the legend of pan has appeared
away with the fairies we do go
you say you got a discounted heart
tinkerbell says it is golden
who is peter pan
i am just waiting on a fly to pass
begs of everone the answer
all that name calling i swallow them
the frog never mentioned
he aint happy
he was my brother
sitting on his lilly
he does not know tinkerbell
crying his little heart
his sticky out eyes bulging
moist with sadness
who let the frog out of the bag
forever the frog
his sad lament
staring of into the pond
in total sadness
lonely on his little lilly leaf
he is just a poor frog nobody loves me
with his little webbed fingers
do not hurt me
his ever so little heart
the frog would like to make an announcement
he found peter pan
he mentioned a heart discount at tinkerbells
so you know the story
he has come out from the fairytale
blows out heart signs in the sky
calling the frog peter pan
the legend of pan has appeared
away with the fairies we do go
you say you got a discounted heart
tinkerbell says it is golden
who is peter pan
i am just waiting on a fly to pass
begs of everone the answer
all that name calling i swallow them
the frog never mentioned
he aint happy
he was my brother
sitting on his lilly
he does not know tinkerbell
crying his little heart
his sticky out eyes bulging
moist with sadness
who let the frog out of the bag
forever the frog
his sad lament
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Posted: May 2013
About this poem:
now what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog
Me love you long time
Helllow:
Dude here..?
Looking for a female with
ruby lips to kiss on my face
in the park..
Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck..
I like the duck because he i
my friend..
He told me stuff..
He told me woman would come because I am a genius..
One day there was a sunshine in the sky..
There was a bird too but
who cares???????????
I only care on Tuesdays
when I throw up..
Yes, me love you long time..
It's on the clock:
Dude here..?
Looking for a female with
ruby lips to kiss on my face
in the park..
Must go to the park and visit the big yellow duck..
I like the duck because he i
my friend..
He told me stuff..
He told me woman would come because I am a genius..
One day there was a sunshine in the sky..
There was a bird too but
who cares???????????
I only care on Tuesdays
when I throw up..
Yes, me love you long time..
It's on the clock:
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Posted: Oct 2013
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THE BRIDE OF FRANKINSTEIN
Finally, I am back, looking as if I have been attacked. If you ever invite me to visit I won't need my gps, as now I have several roadmaps upon my tummy and chest. Oh, yes I am the bride of Frankinstein. I am my beloved's and he is mine. We are looking foward to time well spent. I can barely walk and both of his arms are in splints.
The important thing is I am alive and getting better. I am so happy I can now walk my new pet bat in this lovely rainy weather. So it is the dungeon for one and all. We freaks, as the neighbors call us are busy sleighing a dragon and having one hell of a ball.
My Dear Frankie baby says forget those who scream aloud, we hate the daylight as the weather, we prefer a simple rain cloud. Frank sews me back together. He has such a good heart that is why we are never apart. Sometimes when we hug our stiches tear in half, but have no fear we keep on sewing together.It gives us both a good laugh.
When I was being together, there was the worst storm ever. There had to be electricity to help me be sweet and complete. After I was made I tried to make friends, but it came to an abrupt end. They all scream, hair standing straight up, to tell their parents and friends.
Frankinsten has been a good friend of mine He says he has loved me since the beginning of time. After our wedding we had a ceremony,and a night of fun in our laboratory. At our wedding, some of our special guests included our friend, Bling the bat who hangs around doing nothing but showing off his diamonds. He tell us he found them at a diamond mine.Then, there was Flames our dragon who keeps the place nice and warm and roasts our marshmallows for the partys we hoast. Yes, I'm the bride of Frankinstein. We love company and are harmless, so drop by for a visit anytime.
The important thing is I am alive and getting better. I am so happy I can now walk my new pet bat in this lovely rainy weather. So it is the dungeon for one and all. We freaks, as the neighbors call us are busy sleighing a dragon and having one hell of a ball.
My Dear Frankie baby says forget those who scream aloud, we hate the daylight as the weather, we prefer a simple rain cloud. Frank sews me back together. He has such a good heart that is why we are never apart. Sometimes when we hug our stiches tear in half, but have no fear we keep on sewing together.It gives us both a good laugh.
When I was being together, there was the worst storm ever. There had to be electricity to help me be sweet and complete. After I was made I tried to make friends, but it came to an abrupt end. They all scream, hair standing straight up, to tell their parents and friends.
Frankinsten has been a good friend of mine He says he has loved me since the beginning of time. After our wedding we had a ceremony,and a night of fun in our laboratory. At our wedding, some of our special guests included our friend, Bling the bat who hangs around doing nothing but showing off his diamonds. He tell us he found them at a diamond mine.Then, there was Flames our dragon who keeps the place nice and warm and roasts our marshmallows for the partys we hoast. Yes, I'm the bride of Frankinstein. We love company and are harmless, so drop by for a visit anytime.
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Posted: Sep 2013
About this poem:
I've so missed you all. Thank you for all your prayers and good thoughts, and comments. Love you. Peace be with you always. Sending you wishes for many blessings. Hugz, Pink.
the things i would take challenge
Onto my island in the sun
Three thing I will take
Take my saw and make me tables and chairs
I will sit and ponder
As the world goes bye
Will bring my amark
Hang it from two tree s to rest my tired body from my toils of the day
Swing in to my bed
Watch the stars drift by
Make me a shelter to cover my sun burnt body for now am turning red much su n its turning me crazy
Good job brought my speedboat
to the nearest bar to clear my head
then back to my island
To sleep
Three thing I will take
Take my saw and make me tables and chairs
I will sit and ponder
As the world goes bye
Will bring my amark
Hang it from two tree s to rest my tired body from my toils of the day
Swing in to my bed
Watch the stars drift by
Make me a shelter to cover my sun burnt body for now am turning red much su n its turning me crazy
Good job brought my speedboat
to the nearest bar to clear my head
then back to my island
To sleep
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Posted: Sep 2013
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By the Time You Read this
I will have aged....
Not a lot, but it happens so quickly
I remember the excitement of turning 16......
"Sweet" 16
I can drive.
18...An "adult" now...
NO!!! Not 30...
Middle age CAN'T be 40...
Social Security statements??
OBVIOUSLY not MINE...
That mirror.....must be warped...
It all happens so quick....
By the time you're FINISHED reading this.....
I will have aged.
Not a lot, but it happens so quickly
I remember the excitement of turning 16......
"Sweet" 16
I can drive.
18...An "adult" now...
NO!!! Not 30...
Middle age CAN'T be 40...
Social Security statements??
OBVIOUSLY not MINE...
That mirror.....must be warped...
It all happens so quick....
By the time you're FINISHED reading this.....
I will have aged.
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Posted: May 2013
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Plagiarism
"Animal Court"
has begun
"Three old blokes"
1 "with blacksmith blues"
1 on "the eve of destruction"
and 1
"a loyal servant"
"If you dare"
Remember
"words are messengers"
they may
"Have no title"
"by the time you read this"
they may have been lost
"on wings of love"
"like the pig"
"out in the dark"
"run far away"
as
"in your hands wrapped"
"a couger-not me"
the "fairy "flew
"unravelling"
"IF I COULD"
"praising god"
yet
"still no title"
"left undead"
to
"a perfect stranger"
fragments
"of souls broken mirror"
"a mother voice"
swept
"within an emotion in finding"
a poets corner
a time of binding
has begun
"Three old blokes"
1 "with blacksmith blues"
1 on "the eve of destruction"
and 1
"a loyal servant"
"If you dare"
Remember
"words are messengers"
they may
"Have no title"
"by the time you read this"
they may have been lost
"on wings of love"
"like the pig"
"out in the dark"
"run far away"
as
"in your hands wrapped"
"a couger-not me"
the "fairy "flew
"unravelling"
"IF I COULD"
"praising god"
yet
"still no title"
"left undead"
to
"a perfect stranger"
fragments
"of souls broken mirror"
"a mother voice"
swept
"within an emotion in finding"
a poets corner
a time of binding
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Posted: May 2013
About this poem:
thank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed'Love Soph
nan
i have a nan who is always lazy
she farts and blows it drives me crazy
she slurps and gobbles at her tea
i think myself she is a lazy be
she talks out loud to herself
she eats me ma out of house and home
this is the reason i wrote this poem
i have a nan who is so lazy
farting and blowing all the time
slurping and gobling driving me crazy
i think me nan she is crazy
oh my god she is definately lazy
she farts and blows it drives me crazy
she slurps and gobbles at her tea
i think myself she is a lazy be
she talks out loud to herself
she eats me ma out of house and home
this is the reason i wrote this poem
i have a nan who is so lazy
farting and blowing all the time
slurping and gobling driving me crazy
i think me nan she is crazy
oh my god she is definately lazy
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Posted: Apr 2013
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online today!A Little Pumpkin (Haiku)
A country bumpkin
Satisfied with life I am
A little pumpkin
Satisfied with life I am
A little pumpkin
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Posted: Oct 2013
About this poem:
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