Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :O
Oh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I love you Oh, kiss, I love you Oh, hug, I love you Oh, you,I love you Oh, me,I love you Oh, th
I met you in my dreams (part one)
Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I hope it brings a smile to your face.
I met you in my dreams (part two)
As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
Good Girl
It is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi
Two many mirrors
Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
~C~D~B~
Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.
My Miss Right Song
In this autumn breeze I’d like to breathe Even when my squeeze Goes on to sneeze In a to-the-bone freeze I’ll never say please “Cheese!” Cos it’s worth no sleaze Let me say about my other expertise I have a heart disease When she goes ove
STRETCH
Ah a little smile for the day cheers all :) Some fun with the honey do list:) lol.
Like
Just playing with words ... Like ... when you study a language and every word is so interesting. :-)
My friend’s family and a bike
many of the poeple is like my friend... may be you can take it as a joke
Two –Time Looser
This is written about some one that I was once married to lol
Nittee the Gnat
Ha ha :) a bit a laugh eh :)
Note Of Contempt
Only joking-it's just a bit of fun:-)
Sone XX4
Inspirated by Shakespeare....
Dodges Poem
It's just random
How Mean Was He ?
He’d peel an orange in his pocket
Not quite sure
Not quite sure Two beers needed to loosen the tongue Relax a bit to have some fun Rid the inhabitation that holds you back Gain the confidence that most do lack Is it shame or shyness that hides the soul? Never mind the paranoid thoughts th
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet
Thomas Hardy, And I am A Simple Poet I have read Thomas Hardy though only just the once for fear that his style my style it would ensconse. His strong long length suffers, not at all for me for upon his lengthed pages his sadness I can see.
Buyer Of Vanity fair
We sleep in the boughs' of love! But reality so exceptional; Its called life; controller be time. Yet to find a life; we be to do thousands mistake! Move unfortunately behind false We be buyer of vanity fair.
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland
An Unofficial Guide To Bonny Scotland (section A1-compulsory tolls) When touring Scotland you must visit The Midgie Motel where The Magic Midgie Queen your future will foretell. There will be no charge for this service she will give but in her
money
i wrote this poem because a email i got here a doctor she said in her words a shrink why am i wasting my time writing blogs a bunch of other stuff true love isn't for sale it just pissed me off so i wrote a poem called money hope you like this one my true honey love you baby
The Debt Man
The Debt Man I found a begging letter lying behind my front door, just because I am a debtor the debt man asked for more. I tell the stupid debt man, “No blood money do I own you only get from a poor man the blood you get from stone!” Thre
Theft By Thought
Theft By Thought I daydream, a penny for my thoughts in fact they come in fits and stops! I think, only to see what I can find, though there is nothing on my mind! I ponder, I think I have the answer, I question my answer, then I w
What If
Just had a bored moment an is how the poem came about lolz.
JohnRyan2004
There was a lad called John Ryan Who tought all the lassies looked fine He charmed them well Then rang on their bell But he got the wrong one this time. Hope you like it you MUPPET mr 2004
Shake My Soul
May I just say, this was actually written as a funk song given to a friend who has a band. LOL..hope you all like it..