Me and You!
There's two, there's me and there's you, together a pair, soo interesting they stare, we talk aloud and sing in unision, a conflicting complexity of pathetic derision, you speak, say the first line, I complete thats neat, its yours and its mine
Very silly poem, number 3
Thanks for last night, Optimisticme. I'm sorry, I had no idea you get so much friction burn off pink fluffy handcuffs. See you down the clinic, Jac xxx
very silly poem, number 2
Inspired by somebody who blocked me just because I made a teeny weeny little hairy chest joke. He thought I was a bloke...
Owww,,,my aching head!
The brightness of the morning sun has changed its hue from gold to blue, stormy clouds hang overhead to emphasise my aching head, and I look out upon this day, a gloomy start, charcoal grey, visions of the night gone past, twirling, swirling mov
The State Of Play
Whats the state of play?,, what do you say?,,,a level playing field?,, an equal connection? or something weighted in your direction? let the games begin,, fact or fiction, good or sin,,,,lets play it fair,,stand on the line,,me here,, you the
Wine-box Blues
Standard 12-bar blues with chorus. Written during a period of heavy wine drinking... obviously
Sleepless
A sleepless night Spent struggling Through the meanders of my mind In endless explorations. Innumerable considerations Scattered around As stars in the sky None with enough light Of its own But adaptable In their interconnection To show
The Teacher Learneth!
Dont be optimistic, dont be glad, dont be happy, be bloody sad, try it for a day and see how it sucks you'll be glad to change back,,I bet a 100 bucks, stick it out come what may, you'll be a better man after that day, complain and show distain
My Diagnosis!
Comprehending limitations causing spatial delay, creates corrective corrosponding conditional decay, administering adaptive medication during play, will intensify conditions showing limited replay, progressive alterations to the chemical make
Meltdown!???????
Lifting the veil on reality, Contemplating, preceptions, totality, seperating real from unreal, imaginary, planetry, halle berry? Slip a word in here or there, does anyone really care, its poetry in motion, or something wrote, took a notio
-She's a Winner!
We drove there fast, couldn't be last, she sat on the chair, hot curlers, hair dye, cut it low?, cut it high? I dunno, you know best, want to stand out from all the rest, hot air, style with care, extensions for hair, WOW, she's there! back in
Total Rubbish!
Look, did ya not read the title,,,,I warned ya!
You Show Me Yours!
Wow, so thats yours?, what can it do?,,,,it does everything, want me to demonstrate for you?, Yes, I'd love to see it do its thing, jeez its big, bet it can damm near sing, Just hold out your hand, have no fear, just hold it like that and press
Reward for Information!
I've studied hard, worked on my mind searched the world for knowledge of every kind, I've read the masterworks of all, surveyed the planets, heard the cuckoos call, Chased imitation and falshoods tall, I've looked behind every door and wall
Winning Ways
I'll put a 50 on Gazebo to win, She's a sure bet, its not a sin, At 100 to 1 I know where she's been, I really can't lose, gimme the phone till I book a world cruise, I'll sit over there, smoke my cigar, call me to collect, I wont be far, ok
Rain Rain
Bloody hell, its raining again, I'm swimming in liquid H20,,,,,,dont you know, If I pray dear Lord, will you take it away just give me a minute, while I think what to say, Dear Lord, I know your short staffed, and I have a daughter, she'll
The Lady
The Lady Would the lady like a hairy chest, or one thats bare, does she really care? Words of wisdom are oft times rare, she penned it well, true words to share, and whats the harm, my lady fair, undo a button,, here or there, A stroke,
Oh Carol
Oh Carol Its time, gotta release, gotta show, gotta rip off my shirt and go, gonna live like a caveman, and roar like a lion, Im from another land, the land of zion, I gotta unleash, I gotta release, tie up loose ends, brains overloa
OH jOHN
There is nothing like the written word To give form to feelings past unheard 'Tis as if the writer were on a mission To release years of shyness, inhibition To leave the buttons off is best we can all go weak at your manly chest Whilst naked c
OH BABY!
Heart is thumping,. .........blood is pumping baby, Waiting for you ........... to get online, Hurry up now,............ dont keep me waiting baby, Are you ready.......... for a real good time, Come on baby, .......just get those fingers tap
Poetic Justice
Bit of a joke, really, but true nonetheless! ;)
And The Question is?
I've been reviewing the situtation, contemplating my mental state, It's been a long time coming, and I hope, not too late. The one thing that seems strange, and causes me some pain, That creates a strange illusion, Shorting signals to my bra
I AINT NO QUITTER!
I know I'm strong willed, of that there's no doubt, I don't give up easy, I don't mess about, And not to continue, well, its not part of my plan, I won't quit, it's not in my remit, you do if you can, Now, thats the end of this ryhme, and I thi
Denizens of the Flat Earth Internet Cafe...
I spent many happy hours at that place..., sigh, I miss it...
The 5 Poet Prayer.
Dear Lord I need help, I cant write anymore, I need a plan, show me some talented poets to inspire me if you can, I'll include them in my writings, pay them verbal commission, Can we start real soon Dear Lord,,thats with your permission, I'll w
Hitchin' Down to Jane
Life was handin me lemons, so I made some lemonade. Written on the side of the road while hitchhiking... To Jane, of course - lol
a mountain view
just because it's got mountain in the title don't mean it's high art!
just some funny to share...no poetry
a time prior to everything being scripted
drink poem
shows a small light on pub life (much diffrent than poem tells just a small light on the life of the pub
Grog Monster
Just a song for all you country folk, So come on and let your inner grog monster, out!
The Dating Site Hustle
Not too far from reality. :D
candy heart
if i forgot anything just imagine its there to
spectacles
i seem to have lost sight of this sonnet... ;-)
Pers Profile subparagraph (a.)
like a carpenter's auger to stone, not likely to work very well lol
The Ride
The dark of night was covering the day. Her hands ached from gripping the wheel. She drove this way, and that way. All different directions as she had been taught. She could hardly see in front of her, But she continues the blind ride. Flyin
Cyberstyle
dont even go there, chavo
Somebodies Daughter
Actually a song I wrote 15 years ago - still get a kick out of it though.
refuse refuse (waste waste)
sumpin i shoonda hadda started, so i stop dis homophonic phobe probe
grumpy old men/gone past caring.
wrote this poem,to perform it on stage,at a charity event,I helped organise,planned for good friday,at the boathouse bar,salisbury,wilts,it's a comedy& cabaret night,hopefully it will attract lots of people,to contribute to the charity funds.
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These Pickers
Blood stained fingers and mucasy clothes. Why do these pickers pick their nose? Didn't their mamas ever love them, or the man in the sky up above them? Is it natural instinct? Who taught this trade? They pick, look, and smile at what their no
A Lady With Low IQ
just a joke...hehe pls don't misunderstand. this is just a funny self portrait...