cruciverbalist
life's ups-n-downs or outta-the-box ;-)
Dice Rollin
Goofy take on what it's like to see someone for the first time... Don't lie guys you do it too.
'Two Spinisters'
We are the two Spinisters on Drynam Sure everyone knows that They say we are too tight to get married And that is a fact Some other's say we are crazy Others say we are too fat But sure i say it takes A lot of money to put on all that We
'Getting Married'
Never say Never
The New MacDonald - song lyric
Written 10 years ago but still works.
vanity
nothing seems right in the world system. I can not see any sanity in all the recent wars.I think we are all crazy
Tardiness
The white rabbit from 'Alice in Wonderland' always runs late - I must confess, I am a white rabbit! but only by a few minutes ...
Hands on Business......True Tale No.1
Foreword: If you folks can indulge me, I'd like to share with the poetry people, three interesting incidents from the past. I recall an incident some years back, when I worked for a weekly newspaper in a small rural community. I was an avid fish
Surprises
October '07. I must have been feeling optimistic this day! :)
Iwannabeahadeda...
Dedicated to my friends, the hadedas...
Pink or Pinky?
To sexy for my brain to remember.
!don!t>put>God>on>!hold!
~>she~>has~a~*sence*~of~^hu^mor^~ ~>ya~>no~> !_how_ev_er_> =i=>wouldn!t=>push=it!
"winter twenty ten"
“winter twenty ten” why does it snow and never stop in a winter that knows no bounds the ice and rain in a world of cold is a cocktail that quenches no thirst the buzz it brings isnt pure or fun it is numbness instead, with a splash of brrrr
A smile for all
You may have seen this one before only now it is an award winning poem. I am very proud of it
"dog & louie"
“dog & louie” dog & louie were hangin’ down on the corner louie said, dog i cant remember being hornier know what you mean lou, can’t seem to get a nut every door i knock on seems to be locked shut they crossed the street to the hardware s
days out
washed over my while in the bath
Same Homeless man I metaphor
humorous reality of events
Could Have Gone Wrong
It could so easily have gone wrong. Her mind was on the brink, now she could no longer stand the pong of him throwing up in the kitchen sink. It could so easily have turned stale, like the bread in the bin when he came in full of ale making
The Wish List
I sat down with my nephews once. We decided to have some fun, the list was actually 10 pages long and more kept on going. I had to live out some to make it short, kids today have strange ideas and their thinking is quite unique. I was embraced by them, it made me feel younger again and proud to be their uncle. Have fun.. let the list continue.
Silly Psychic
Apologies to any believers out there. No offence meant to you, I just find these people that prey on our insecurities, well, silly!!
Warm Beer Fear W.B.F
Hate sucks so always keep your beer cold or chug!
Emoticons
I designed my own emoticon but somehow I did something wrong Instead of staying on the screen this emoticon was slightly mean It had a life all of its own Instead of small became full blown Others tried to use it gladly but it acted rather b
Top Gear
i am not so good in poetry just thought to have fun and try it. I wrote it with humor, it may sound weird but i will live for you guys to decide it, i hope you enjoy it.
Quiver
I Ponder on a vision of your lovely profile. The thoughts of you make me go half wild. A quiver from my loins now do attest, My feelings for you are not in jest. My heart's smouldering as if too ignite. I'll dream of you throughout the night. M
Nutty
now you may think I am a guts to fill my belly up with nuts but you can take this as my word just as a squirrel makes his hoard I will be here cheeks so full each time I feel that nutty pull when pecan nuts on pecan pie or salted cashews catch
Internet Spelling Blues
OK, OK, I have to admit that my initial comments were a LITTLE harsh, after all, I am not actually perfect, in fact I am quite capable of outright stupity on occasion, I just happen to be an idiot who can spell correctly! ;)
A Yarn
Beware of people on this site who are from Anywhere? Makes you wonder........
"i don't know why"
“i don’t know why” dogs hogs pigs frogs each make noises all their own some can live together some only live alone the mailman is always late but it doesn’t matter the dry cleaner doesn’t take you seriously a flat tire on the freeway and y
Dreamland
Sometimes sleeping can take you where you never have been without dreams goals will never be set the sky is the limit good luck to everyone Positive thoughts peace and happiness to all
"vices"
“vices” have you had your vice today? probably two or three anyway it takes some practice to do ‘em right smokin’ and drinkin’ and stayin’ up all night there is harder stuff and some kinda mellow hunter thompson did ‘em all but he was an un
Wonders of the World
Just a little something to give a smile.
The Spel Cheker
I have a spelling checker, It came with my PC. It plainly marks for my revue Miss takes I cannot sea. I've run this poem threw it, I'm shore your pleased two no It’s letter-perfect inn it's weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.
NonSense Sensation
random nonsense
"he # 2"
”he # 2” he shoulda been a lawyer he used big words he coulda been a writer he knew about verbs he mighta been a carpenter didn’t like sore thumbs he tried to think like Einstein but was a little too dumb he thought about the situati
Drunken Love Poem
Pass that bottle...because I Love You! Let me drink one more night! If I get sick...I want you girl...to comfort me when I throw up. Babe..I see 2 of you...and your not a twin. This wine is strong...my face is numb...but tonight...I want to hold your
Xmas Shopping
Shopping in the winter is sometimes like this.
Whats Writers Block
Writers block, writers block hanging around I pick the pen up then I put it back down, I search my head but not a thing to be found as if my brain has left me without a sound, I'll keep on scaning right through my head for it's the only way my p
"Riding high"
a blast from the past...circa late 60's
Funny honey
your my honey your my sweet your my pumpkin pie to eat you my sugar and my spices your my icing and my ices your my candy your my cake oops i ate you by mistake :XD
I had a hippopotomus
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April Horror Show
Hi All, Just a bit of fun!!! (please tell me what you think) TD
All In the finding
This is just the funny little stuff that makes a realtion ship what it should be to me not just a load of lies but humanity at its finest.