CLUTTER
What can I say I live in a small place with not much storage but that is not really the issue is it? I think most of us can relate to this poem I wrote after talking to a friend about clutter and looking around my apartment and seeing piles here and there. :-)
Lonely girl at the club..
Off the cuff..lol It's Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Ode To Thee CS
Ode to watersandthewild poetry cafe poem. I felt moved so i allowed me to be swayed for this poem i give to you.
The Swimming Coach
Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9.
I am coming back !!!
I am back and just thought of this right now ! Really really miss you guys !! and my females fans !! no kisses and hugs ...a blank cheque will do !
Fishing Stories
Thought I would have a little fun. This is my daughter though and she did catch a HUGE fish while we were vacationing. Reminded me of many other times fishing and stories that were shared - some true and some a bit of a stretch!
Limericks about CS forums users
there once was a lady called N Who sat on her nest like a hen with witty the violent who lost sight of silent gave up and gave into her N there was a young man called sky a few cs members did he rile the threads grew and grew t
The Poet
I'm not giving away the secret :)
This Amber Liquid
Hope someone gets a bit of a chuckle
Kickit's challenge..
Hail Sir Kickit!!
Kickits challedge
try on sarcasm
A Thousand Challenge
I'm not really a poet, but I do have fun adding to something someone else starts! :) P.S.Hi Kickit!
Ring of death
A little Saturday morning something..lol
The Loo
1 The Toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, system A and/or system B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating system A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. (This is only part of the instructions)
Squashed
just a silly write. The meaning wont be clear. It is not about a bug.If you think you know i welcome you to leave a comment. thanks for reading.
Those Miserable Young Ladies
If only I would make the silly thoughts pass when they come to me
KNOWING...
"... when you know there is disharmony and you hold that ‘knowing,' through your knowing a new factor has come in, and the disharmony cannot remain unchanged. When you know you are not at peace, your knowing creates a still space that surrounds your
My Beloved
A fun write inspired by 'A bottle of rum' Author: Ahyra
Sir Kickit the Great
A needful tribute. Hail Kickit!!
The Sun Worshipping Preacher
Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them.
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper
Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on the jungle cruise ride at Disneyland. "Look at those hippos, they're wigglin their ears, just like they've done for the last 50 years. So I'm paying the rent, but I'm dying inside, cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride."
Miss You.
Not exactly PC these days, again this was written many years ago, so ladies if its taken with a pinch of salt.....
Lover's want presence
Impressions..and another pot of coffee.lol.
By the River
Down by the river Along the muddy banks There lives a hermit Whose body is quite rank Should you ever meet him Make sure you steer clear For his breath is very deadly If he ever got near
New License Plates
Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was.
Poem #3
OMG! I think I better run! lol.
What No Taco!!!
What ur kidding me where's my taco Im so angry i just cant see This isnt happening it cannot be oh you will pay for decieving me Insult me by not giving me what i want I crave that succulent taco dammitt all Taco Bell Im losing it im not tha
Hilda...
My experience of jet lag on a long haul flight....
She broke Mr. Fixit
I'm your handiman..call me.lol.
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket
I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight.
public announcement
no your right not a poem but ahhhh what the
Thutan Kahan
Translated from the long dead language of the Curtains (pronounced Kur-taynz)
Man a pause
Dont ask me ...the ladies knows...
~~~ LIFE, Lift me up ~~~
A message to life! Even though it would not give a shit about it! My poetry is trying to mesmerize it! ;)lol
Sampling Men
how often we forget that men get used also
A country tango
just having fun with words
Champagne shootout!
Just an amusing sidelight..lol
Egg Head
just one of those days.lol..
If you can feel this..
It's all about Monday!
I Said Coffee
2007 Pushcart Prize nominee
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
Thunk (Worst poem)
A piece of slop..lol.