If you can feel this..
It's all about Monday!
I Said Coffee
2007 Pushcart Prize nominee
Limerick COMEDY de FRANCE
someone commented about toilet humor - 'nuf said
Thunk (Worst poem)
A piece of slop..lol.
OMG worst poem ever challenge
Can anyone find all the pieces for me. LOL
Lousy poem
Please help disparage this poem..lol
worse poem challenge 2nd attempt.
HAHAHAHAHAHA KABOOOOOOOMMM
worst poem
had I been able to bare my soul like this when I was young....I may not have been the man I was then...now, I envision doors opening, and a few closing too,...perception, funny that what....
Cafe's ' Worst poem Challenge'
A fun thing..
Mailbox women
Tribute to.. you guessed it..'Mailbox teasers..lol
Limerick - Kent a reprint from long ago
this limerick is as old as the hills,I thought there might be some who have never heard it. I have no idea who wrote it, I did not.
Limerick atheist
just doodling again with words
Limerick bachelor's maid
brawdy? you bet !
Limerick Banty
His girlfriend is so small she's called Banty. The blouses she wears are so scanty. I'd venture a guess What he likes best Is under her skirt, there's no panties.
Knight of Gimmemoor
An entirely fictional account, a fable to be certain, for the sheer entertainment value about why the very 'act of revolution' is justified and much needed from time to time...is a most silly little fun sonnet....I think a legend born somewhere in old England perhaps...haha....
The Achy Breaky Jones to the Bone
We have all had those infuriating computer problems, but I have not seen any poems here about what has to be the bane of our existance.
Limerick- old man, two parts
age has its drawbacks
Limerick fighter
is that called shadow boxing?
Limerick soap
Do you know her?
A tilt at a kilt
and the piper wears the first prize ribbon,
The rush job poem
a quicky..lol
Taken for " A Ride"
My friend just came across my mind and the ride he was taken for
Fellsman's Challenge..(Limericks)
Some limericks for Fellsman's (Bill's) challenge. :-)
LIMERICK sort-of
still doodling with words.
Limerick
I know a lady maned LIL She decided to get on the pill But the pill didn't work The poor girl went berzerk Now there's a baby named BILL
Reminisce (Limerick)
Just taking at stab at world leaders in modern times....and how governments don't respond to the problems faced by ordinary people.
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 4 of 4)
'Open the door and let me in I'll show you wonders and excitement' 'Do you have a TV with cartoons on it?' Yelled the pig called Ernest 'The things I have you'll surely like So let me in you pigs so tasty' 'No! no,' they cried in unison 'Not
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 3 of 4)
On his way coming home A trailer papa pig rented To load all things from in house Across the street to be moving The beds, the lounge, all dining room And even the TV was loaded Not a thing was left behind Except three cups, plates and spoon
"Rowing A Boat"
It was the middle of summer And just too hot to play So the boys sat under the shade tree Wondering how to pass the time away Loud and angry a stomach growled And another stomach more angrily replied Someone said "let's go row a boat" All ag
LOVE DENIED
JUST DOODLING WITH WORDS AGAIN
Excessive Love (Macduff's' Schmaltzy Challenge)
Having a go at this was fun......
The coffee diaries#1
True confessions of a Maxwell man..lol.
Hannahs Day at the Farm
My daughter loves the animals at her grandparents farm. One day when we were visiting, This poem came to me as I was watching her one to one animal to the other
The Three Little Pigs - A New Story (Part 2 of 4)
This story was inspired by Cheech and Chong
~~~Oversleeping Excuse~~~
The weirdest excuses we make for our late arrival to work/office.... The above is my experience..... who knows it might just come in handy when U really would need it!! Lol
Paternity Testing
Give thanks for the one that discovered paternity testing Now many a lady is confessing They took their man for a ride But no more can their secret hide And now their situations are most interesting Now that there is paternity testing Too man
My First Nine Months
Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age of two.
A LITTLE MAGICK!......LOL
Just following Mac's lead in faerie tales....Hope this qualifies...LOL...Andrew...xxx
OOOOOOH!...YOU ARE A ONE!
Aha!...holiday season is approaching...soon we will be invaded by thousands of Grockles....lol....Andrew...xxx
Farm Animals
I wanted to do this Jamaican style hence the broken language. I honestly did not think what these kids were being shown was a good representation of farm animals
~~~Will The Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up~~~
Mitt Romney raps to the tune of Eminem. Hope you like it and share it. By Hugh Atkin (YouTube uploaded) Even though this may not qualify for Poetry I just wanted to share this with you all. This is pure talent and trust me u all will enjoy the video more than the above lyrics PLEASE FOLLOW THE BELLOW LINK!!! Enjoy :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxch-yi14BE
Easter
When Jesus woke up from dead Why rabbit laid a chocolate egg?