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Lifes Toys

Life's Toys

I think this probably speaks for itself

Huh

Huh?

Wanted to try a quick stream-of-conciouness thing...

Warning

Warning!

The drug commercials!!!

Haiku

Haiku

In stone sleeps the cat dreaming of Oriental days and nights of fish

Still Clueless

Still Clueless

True story

ism isms no poetry

ism isms...no poetry

I'm a pilot fish that swims with a shark(goodguy) to get parasites(post ideas). 'if you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.' - wilson mizner 'feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier a

Ten Minutes

Ten Minutes

I've got ten minutes to pen a rhyme. What can I do with so little time? Well, maybe jot down random thoughts Do they rhyme? Maybe not. Scratch them off and try again? Task the mind or task the pen? White paper waits as seconds tick A better p

I M 4 U R O F L M A O

I M 4 U - R O F L M A O

To all my friends on CSPC...

Inscrutable

Inscrutable!

Little things.......LOL.......Andrew.....xxx

The Hair Cut

The Hair Cut

just a silly few lines about today's visit to the hairdressers

Phk Off with Flowers The Poetry Corner Remix

Phk Off with Flowers ... The Poetry Corner Remix

This is a poem that I came up with while picking lilacs with my old chap Sam. It really brings out the best of all of us I think and I just hope I get BUNCHES of Karma points for it !! God Bless America and God save the Queen...and what ever the Mexicans say...

a poem snack

a poem snack

just a few quick words, a few quick lines not to make you salivate, just a small satiate to put in your mind a little idea, a smile not to give meaning to life, just to last awhile a stanza or two, just to get you through some tight squeezed p

Weather Report

Weather Report

Just for fun.

Are We There Yet

Are We There Yet?

LOL I was laughing the hole time while I was thinking of what to write. Hope you all find it to be as funny as I did. :D

HIM HER and THEM

HIM, HER and THEM

HIM, HER, and THEM; If my grammar school education, or my memory fails me not, These are nouns, People, places, and things. Places are not of concern In this simple prose. The usages of HIM and HER Can be quite disturbing. Depending on

Lost

Lost

Two weeks lost in our new city....

Dont shot me Im just writer

Don't shot me, I'm just writer!

If you decide to have a lynching, I'll supply the rope!

To Beauty

To Beauty

I try not to explain things? Im Anti Tate Modern where a piece of ART needs 4 pages of A4 to say what it is? I can though, waffle away, if thats required...

Girl from Nantucket

Girl from Nantucket

Why do Nantucket limericks get such a bad rap?

Just a thought

Just a thought

Just a whimsical thank you for all the positive words!

Canadian Football league

Canadian Football league

It is interesting to watch a game the crowd is excited the players are focused and the halftime show is good wonderful way to spend an evening with your son

An Homage

An Homage

I tip my hat to it's inventor.

W U I

W. U. I.

Inspired by a very dear lady... "i drank a little wine to unwind, and now i'm so unwound i've lost my rhymes..."

Jerrys Final Thoughts

Jerry"s Final Thoughts

Some time the television can be entertaining I have to wonder if these incidents do happen Someone said the people get paid to be on the show It is different An escape from reality Oh well Peace and love everyone

Temptation

Temptation

Would you give in to temptation?

Swarmin Season

Swarmin' Season

The sun gets warm. The trees leaf. The flowers bloom. The coats come off, The knees come out. The toes rejoice. It's swarmin' time again. Our brains are buzzin'. I can feel we

Cuttin Free

Cuttin' Free

Where'd this come from? lol

Tragic Anachronism

Tragic Anachronism

Imagine how it would have been If when we met was 1810? Our letters taking months at sea And written with a crowquill pen. Our love would blossom sure and strong And we'd know we couldn't carry on Without each other in our arms And so we'd mov

a woman of letters

a woman of letters

and she was headed to port too...

love games

love games

A little boy walks into his parents' room Then wears a quizzical frown When he see his Mom on top of his Dad Bouncing up and down. The mother quickly dismounts, Worried about what her son saw She dresses quickly and goes to find him. Standin

Yankee Doodle

Yankee Doodle

A conglomeration of several I have known...

My Round

My Round!

Cheers!

ROE

ROE

Just a few words inspired by something very, very clever that I heard.

dreams fare

dreams fare

on television today, I heard in a movie promo 'you never remember the beginning of your dream' I contemplated this statement at first, what I recalled, was not so much about me but about...so many others who had stated, in regard to their cause

Wish Upon a Ticket

Wish Upon a Ticket

I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...

Gimme a Shot

Gimme a Shot

Blatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D

Western Union Pleeeeeese

Western Union Pleeeeeese

One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL

Silly Stuff Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up

Silly Stuff, Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up

The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys f

Silly stuff Mrs Fledgler The Funeral

Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.

Well what can I say really???

The one that got away

The one that got away

Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...

What Am I

What Am I?

Tired and Just messing around lol

frasier or seinfeld

frasier or seinfeld

entertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way

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