just stop
Just stop for once dont want to hear about the night you had the argument with dad dont care just stop for once all i want is a breather from all your bull that your feeding me, im full shut up JUST STOP im crying here cant you see?
gonny no' do tha' tae rabby
must only be read in your very worst Scottish accent.
Frustration
Ah yes LIFE!!
borrowed time (song lyrics)
had a jazzy blues tune for a couple of yerars and finally got around to writting lyrics I think theres a message in there somewhere. but definition is in the definer so ..enjoy..mick
whistling dixie
if you don't know, i can't help you
No Ticky, No Washy
No ticky, no washy No shoes, no service No squishy, no squashy No keys, no office You snooze, you lose No prison, no justice No respect, no love The good and the bad The ying and the yang Things have a way Of working itself out
How to get a man
Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents.
The Visit !!
What boredom can do to one!!!
The S Files
These are the stories from the S (sock) Files. These files are secret and kept from us by the government. I have risked my life to bring this to you.
Glider limerick
OK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...
you know.........
Part of the human condition
TEDDIE GOANNA..A.R.R..
JUST ABOUT A LAZY GOANNA..
Doggonit............[morgen challenge]
Having a go ..............inspired " Mr Carl Barron "...........he was on tv the other night ..............i dont think i ever laughed so hard in all my life
Local Politics (Macduff's Just Because Challange)
Well....placing some folksy diatribe about politics into a most colorful local "Hill Farmer" vernacular requires some skill so that means in order to meet Macduff's challenge and only slight variations of spelling and language that sounds more like the folks back here in the 'stick's would reckon. Hope you enjoy !! :)))
Just Because(Macduff5 Challenge
The temptation to take up Macduff5's challenge is strong. I started thinking of being Jamaican but filed it for another time
'The Escape'
Why I penned this one, I don't really know. Just feeling crazy and watching a fly 'buzzin' around the house trying to get out I guess. :)
'Who's Land'
In a rush to get to an appointment this morning I rushed out the door into the front yard and stepped right into a very large pile of dog? @!&% boy was I mad! So on the way to the appointment I thought of this one! :)
Doo Ahh Diddy Diddy!!!
The Poem says that!!
What have I been doing...
Want to be No.1 comedy poet ...now I am 1'000'000 and counting ,999'999 more to go ...
Mountain creeks and lovely peaks
This is my first poem written directly in English (except for the limericks). Please bear with me and all my grammatical mistakes. It's a bit silly and with some black humor.
My Imagination
imagine this
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Service
it's in the news !
MACAVITY'S SIDE OF THINGS.Lady Morgana's challenge
A different perspective...lol....Hope you liked it...Andrew...xxx...Please do read Macavity, the mystery cat by T.S.Eliot....
The High King
Short and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.
Gotcha Limerick
This is how it can end sometimes for dirty ol' men.
'The Girlfriend'
Oh, I guess that I just wanted to write something whimsical and funny. Hope it can make someone laugh! :)
Wizzard's wish..
Ok..I'm going fishing! Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Johnny Carson Terms for Death
I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at a thesaurus company.
My Name
I f this sounds a little arrogant well that is because it is
Snap Back
written as thank you for b'day gifts (including pkg of silicone bands)
Ode to a computer
I do not have an explanation for this one....Do not have a clue why I wrote it.
o m g
just look at ur self after a bath??
CS Poet's: I need advice
Ok, I've watched The War of the Worlds reruns five times this week..lol
Yankee's Challenge
I look into the garden and what do I see A beautiful array of flowers all smiling at me Always a work in progress so worth while The sweet smell makes me want to smile My favorite flower of all you do ask So hard to choose what a task So I wi
Redhorse
I can almost taste you As I bring you close to my mouth The scent I smell is intoxicating Your ice cold but I feel your warmth I glide my fingers on your moistened bod Remembering your distinct taste The last time you touched my tongue Oh th
Where i have &have not been
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don'
A Sad Truth
What do you see here?
FOOL
I just wrote this today with a friend in mind who can be fun but sometimes not looking too deep with in. Maybe some of you can relate.
brief affair
thanks John
THE EYES
THE EYES CAN TELL A LOT,YOU CAN LOOK INTO THE EYE AND KNOW IF SOMEONE IS LIEING OR NOT.TEARS ARE FEELINGS IN THE EYES AND THE EYES REVEAL WHATS ON THE INSIDE.TRY AND GET YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH,WHY TRY,ALL I GOT TO DO IS LOOK INTO YOUR EYE.THE TRUTH
Yawn
I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?
IMMORTALIY
Just trying to develope on a thought that occurred to me