la noche
It is the light i seek in the darkness, the wisdom in the wonder, the shelter from the storm & the abi from the norm :)
Nonesense
I was going to use a brick to get it down
BUBBLEGUM
I like bubblegum and most american people do like bubblegum bubble yum blow and pop and chew and chew.....
somewhere
my mercurian lightness in love..
Profound....need to Rebound
Silly poem
Red X
Funny what you find on the road these days
THE VERY PROPER GANDER
Those who have fallen victims to slander, scandal, malignant gossip and backbiting can relate to the above. Humankind has devised all kinds of brutal punishment for those innocent of crime who happened to be political opponents and pose threat to the well-being of movers and shakers or just failed to please them. This is a poetic rendition of James Thurber’s parody entitled “The Very Proper Gander”.
SELECTION OF
AWAKE AT 2.30 AM WHEN THESE CAME TO MY HEAD
A Penny
this is how my luck goes most of the time.if ya believe in lady luck well she sure was.. this is not a true story but way my luck goes it very well could be.lol..
Mystery Meat
It's a mystery what is in a sausage
Old Hag to wed Bigfoot:
She's finally found her man, nine foot tall and hairy He's the dream boy of the woods and he's found the gal he'll marry! They sent out the invitations Kickit shall be best man And cafe is free at last to give Bigfoot her hand There will be
dancing with doctor dee
tomorrow I'll see if I can't find a bottle of polish and complete this thought....
Our Love Has Failed (Poetnumber1 & steve1223)
This was written by request
I'm only me..
I'm only me, not much more With black hat and tie I hang on the door Mabey I'm built to close to the ground But I'm not the worse on my side of town All this with a vest trying to look my best Check out my poems.. You'll figure the rest~
The Poet Has Spoken
Tis time said the poet To speak of things That's best left unsaid So he spoke on and on Of these and other things If you were not there Tis awfully bad luck Cause I won't repeat them here
What To Rhyme With What
Had to pick words that don't rhyme
Wanna Hear a Secret
yeah, i could probably use some therapy. oh shit !! you werent expecting *soft poetry were you ??!!
Bus, Plane, Train and Automobile
Heading home and stopped for milk But then temptation grabbed me Stopped at shop to look at wine Sign said clearance items here At five dollars a bottle We're getting rid of these label wines To replace them with our own There was sparkling st
I Am So In Love With You (rewrite of Poetnumber1)
A collaboration between Poetnumber1 and myself. He provided the original poem 'I Am So In Love With You' to which I added my twist. Poetnumber1 and myself hope you all enjoy this read.
Early Morning Action
Even the dog is make believe
Just one of those days ;)
always upbeat and positive ... except for today !
Ode To Poetnumber1
This is not really his girlfriend.........she said no
Gypsy Rose Lee
My name is Gypsy Rose Lee For a mere pittance you can enjoy All your dreams I'll make come true Look at this luscious body Firm hips and juicy booty Soft billowy double D's Smooth flat stomach to tempt you on Will do a belly dance for you The
Steppin In It (hilarious poem)
When ya gotta go...ya gotta go. lmao
Dreaming??
Just having some fun
Kickit
A new game of kickit as described in the International Rules For Kickit.
botany
I once knew two sisters aptly named Flora and Fauna I coulda loved them both for sure I was a goner Flora was a flowery lass pretty Fauna was easy to envy both sisters planted kisses on cheeks so warm and friendly Fauna could change chrom
Hi
hi
THE KING IN THIS HOUSE
Don't we just love our wonderful friends~our pets? My Moses is 17 years old and weighs 17 pounds. (To him, these numbers are inter-changeable ~ he is neither sensitive about his age OR his weight... lol!
collection of one liners
trying to work on something better. but in the mean time hope to keep you entertained.
ANOTHER DAY FOR MAIL
THOUGHT MY MAILMAN WAS THE CONFUSED ONE.....
Strange but true
Whats the difference between you and me?, is it how we're brought up or what we see? You've got a funny accent, its not you I blame, compared to mine, hey we're just not the same, And your clothes look funny and strange to me, its ok, uniquen
But did we?
I read in the news just the other day, the illumanti are coming, time to get away, a new world order is the ultimate goal, to possess our life, to possess our soul, their big and strong, been around a while, why, they've got panache they've
Pretty Lady
I was feeling silly one day and wrote this song, the only rap song I ever wrote. It's a humorous tale of metting someone at Safeway and being invited to dinner, with disastrous results.
A Terror For The Chickens (Fox Version)
Everybody wants to get into the act. Now the fox demanded equal time.
~~~~Richness of Writting~~~~~
I hope you enjoy writting as I sure do and any thought is good as long as you enjoy writting.
A Terror For The Chickens (Alternate version)
The cat came and complained. It demanded right of reply
Lucille (The tale of the travelling salesman)
This is a true story as told to me by my cat who heard it from the fox (that's another story in itself) and so on
She is right
are you following me?
Enjambment Poem
Today I sit at water's edge And try to catch fish for dinner A fish for dinner is a must Because starving I don't fancy The line is taut and pulling And I think I've caught one My mouth is salivating In anticipating fish dinner Damn t
A Terror For The Chickens
The cat really did chase the fox
Raincoat
Why you dirty minded people, I bet you thought something else. A poet has to make a living somehow LOL