and another......
ooooooops!......lol.....Andrew....xxx
a rash of limerick
ah...the first of perhaps several awful offerings
It’s all about L-O-V-E ;")
My romantic poem ends like crazy again!!! -_-‘’ lol
attacks
i wrote this one day when i was bored in class. it's kind of a fun play on words.
2012
Its time to worry time to fear 2012 will soon be here. The earth will line up with the stars and blow us all to maybe mares. Their is no time to count you’re worth we won’t be on this planet earth. There will be no more trans, plains or coaches. The
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when i look into your eyes
just off the topp of my head
IN CONFUSION
from dreamweaver the poems....just for a laugh.....Andrew....xxx
MEN
WHEN I HEAR A MAN SAY FRIEND WITH BENEFITS, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. YOU HAVE THEN CHEATING MARRIED MEN SAYING " SHE DONT MAKE ME HAPPY". GET HER A DAM BOOK AND LET HER LEARN TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. BUT IN REALITY HE IS A LAIR. HE JUST WANT A FOOL HE CAN LAY WITH WHEN EVER HE HAS ACHANCE TO SNEAK AWAY. HE TREAT THE OTHER WOMAN JUST LIKE A WHORE BUT THE ONLY THING HER SERVICE WAS FOR FREE. LADIES FIND YOUR OWN MAN.
The Lady In The Mirror
about seeing onesself as we really are...
Clouded thinking
just thoughts !!
Value your lover!
ladies and gentlemen please value what you have.
One Fine Day (Anon)
My Great-Grandfather used to read this to me as a boy.
Karma
Hello Karma, my old friend, I'm glad to see we meet again. I piss on you, and you on me; But I piss a stream and you the sea.
enunciation
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/enunciation http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/elocution wheew...it twisted all the letters listed!
Adventures in Plumbing
What I've been fighting the last several days...
Easy Does It
Last day of conscript labor... :D
cold ain
I never really liked the cold I am not fond of rain But for reasons unimaginable and quite unfathomable I love the two when they are twain
Y_Y
hahaha :P
Torn Between Two
:P Life is weird sometimes. Time passes, things change...
HOOKED
lol.....xxx
Check Me Out!
I am written words on paper In insipid flowery phrase I haven't any substance But I still expect your praise You'll scratch your head a little As you read all that I am Of course I don't make any sense Do you really give a damn Oh how my
From Lovely Me - To Lovely You
^_^ first I wanted to write a romantic poem but have no idea why it ends this way.. lol
"In-Sane"
Now on a lighter note, I choose "C" Sophia xx
Bad guy
Infact he was not a bad guy..he was just sexy, he've read my thoughts...I think that's why he smiled..
~If I were a Fly~
Lol havin some fun.
Oh I swear
Heavens to Murgatroyd Heavens to Betsy a gentle expletive I'll swear if you'll let me Oh fudge Oh fiddle Oh darn Oh gosh 'tis most satisfying To swear with panache Oh bother Oh shucks I'm annoyed at this thing Oh WTF I'll swear a wh
Thanksgiving Night
Yawwwwn....
Self-Portrait
Well, my fellow poet delves in indefinite articles, so I followed the suit and turned to adjectives for a change.
mans best friend
You know they say they’re mans best friend…. They’ll love you til the very end.. They wag their tails and smile that smile… That makes you know they left a pile… But when your down and really blue… They’re always there to comfort you… That’
Sinister Happenings.
It's cold and dark, a frightful night There's cause for worry and fear Check under the bed; leave on the light There's danger lurking oh so near. We've enemies that prowl and lurk And dwe
Charmed
A snippet of memory that still makes me smile.
Scream!
True story! They do sound just like a woman screaming...
Dam It!!
who knows how much water....when hence the oneness of the locks shall rise or silently gracefully fall.... I shall only be the one to know, and there he shall stand,, loving me, finally.. Sophia
So close
oh the days of our youth still in school. you see a dollar bill floating around and somebody else takes it before you can.there goes that cocacola you wanted to bad.
haven fun.
hope this made you smile or at least a grin.
ALL CONSUMING
YUM!......lol.....Andrew......xxx
My First Time
I wrote this years ago during one of my spontanious creative/artistic moments. :)
Cake!
Yeah, it is rather flattish. That's because I don't own an eight inch cake pan. Used a ten inch skillet, hillbilly style! :D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Andrew....8th Nov. 2010......xxx
Sleepless
I'm sitting on the bed my mind is somewhere else. My fingers use the keys but the words come out themselves. The subjects are too many and the words they are too few. I really should be sleeping but my mind knows not to do. I cannot keep fro