Round and Round
A thought on life
Toilet power, Dad growls
You know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
I look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I'm not very fond Oh mirror mirror on the wall Tell me my looks are not fading at all Lie to me lo
Clearance rack
Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack
Let your Love Shine! It's Time!
True loves Desires
My Way
I always felt the lust flowing thru my veins Talking in my head sometimes driving me insane It's the power of the road that seems to take hold It's the wandering bug flowing out of control I've tried to settle down but found it so hard
Vicky
The Landing Strip Is Now Open
IF
Sometime there are a lot of "ifs" in our life)))
Bunny
I often write poetry some are witty, others are of feelings that I felt at the time of writing the poem.
THE F-word
freedom is learning out of education time essential for knowledge.
captain morgan (worse poem ever challange)
hope this made the grade of the stupid poems. lol..
farewell BMW
Well I took a heavy spill and I royally broke a part of my head I wrote off my motorcycle and I spent three months in a bed well she was gonna be my bike I was gonna be her man but a truck got between us and it quickly put an end to my
CRUEL RAIN
Its rained for days i'm locked in
Poisoning Pigions in the Park
A shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigions!
Rattles
just some black humour!!
MY NEW GARDEN
Observations making my new garden grow for birds and ME
Shy guys.
Don't be shy.. Just say hi.. I don't bite. ??
Sorry
Sorry the sky isn’t blue Sorry no hugs for you Sorry I lied Sorry had to hide Sorry you attacked me Sorry you slapped me Sorry you ran out of the room SorryI sprayed you with perfume. Sorry you're so bizarre Sorry I wanted to punch yo
No More Sad Poems
No need for sad poems A millionaire is not going to give me money To brighten up my life And make all my days be sunny The rich have jets and yachts They don't want sad poems that might spoil their day Smart people got what they got And dumb
Steve 1223 look for long time woman
Tribute to Steve's 'NICE LADY' poem..sooo funny..
Mandela Effect
Mandela effect what's it all about Either it is or it isn't once I was for sure But now I have some doubts Are there any old history teachers still around I need someone to clear up my mind Of all the crazy things I've accidently found I'd
DAYDREAMING
Just daydreaming AGAIN
Lower Back Pain
I've got Lower Back Pain and its so hurt.
A RUDE AWAKENING
Glad I don't dream much
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT AT FIRST GLANCE
Got to admit a couple of poets on here inspired me to write differently. And of course you just never know at first glance what you have
"triangle"
spiraling debauchery the pit in which I fell tis fiendishly amoral the tale of which I'll tell I dreamt of tax accountancy but my parents had a goal to live their dreams vicariously by dint of rock and roll I played the aul triangle
A grown-up kid
This was first written for my son and keeps changing
the "Raven"
the 'Raven' is a diner that lapps the sea foreshore it haunts my mangled memory as it raps upon my door apple tart and finest cheesecake when I can't eat no more yet alas quoth the raven : ordermore! broad bearded, prone to rages I ha
Spring Mix
Inspired by spring
Paul Hollywood
Just a bit of fun, a poem about my celeb crush lol
I CAN'T REMEMBER -- author unknown
I'm 70years old, I read this poem for the first time when I was about 8, my mother had got it from a friend at work.
ballad of a backwards playing jukebox
I'm going down to the record station.. I'm gonna buy me a backwards jukebox.. I'm going to play all my favourite songs wearing nothing.. but my hat and my socks and listen to Blaze.. as he sings every song.. ending to start.. and ill get all my s
canderel
Your just like canderel, the artificial sweetener. full of shite I dont understand. not real and leave's a bitter after tasting pill. need double the amount just to compensate. dissolves in second's, but remains. that slightly unnatural feeling it p
Leap to Freedom (The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog)
At yelping speed she travelled across an emerald lawn, pursued by gnarling nightmares as the darkness nipped the dawn. Her ears, amber triangles, bush glittering crystal dew, body sleek with rivulets, glowed red with exhaustion's hue. Her
IF
The importance of such a little word...
Prank Videos I've Watched
I've been spending a lot of my time on the internet watching various prank videos. The fake eggs is my favorite.
A rowdy ride
Happy New Year to the poetry page folk!
Gnome aching things right.
A little fun with the sprinkler...
Angel Child.
Blushing puce, cheeks all aglow, Is there something I should know? Dancing fingers, fidget, twirl, What's afoot my Angel Girl? Sold your sister? Flushed old Ted? Ate a hole in my new bread? Sliding glance, you must have done Something th
Doctor jokes
Merry Xmas, can't resist a few jokes
the other day
damn tree, and its roots
~ Hear the Children Singing ~
~ For the Children ~ Children's Ditty!