The Chair Of Doom
Just a bit of humour
I Don't Wanna Go
A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job.
April Fools Jokes From My Past
This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghetti being harvested from the spaghetti trees.
cool bunny
mad as a hatter in spring the march hair frolicking out of the ground like jack in a box easter bunny pops up hopping and skipping through daisies fair lillies and daffodils everywhere easter eggs he is a giving to little children everywher
Monkey Gong
Breathing in than breathing faster, A perfect disaster this life of mine. I need a drink while I'm still here waiting, For this to all to be over and I'll be home. To sit by myself and think for a second Turning into minutes and now hours long.
April Fool's Day
you all know the old saying a pinch and a punch for the first of the month and no returns kids all over the world will be saying it today
kickit challenge
Thanks kickit for this challenge & fun write!!
Larry
I am often in cemeteries for extra curricular reasons and there is a raccoon that lives in a one that I am often at and now feed so I thought of a day and a life for this raccoon. we named Larry, just because Thats Larry and Harry lives in the tomb above where I believe the raccoon lives too
Easter
frivolous taken on the bunny etc
Cafe Challenge/Who is she?
Who is the female movie star I'm most attracted to. There's actually 'maybe' three or four that are very close but the one that drives me crazy you must guess. Do you really know the kind of woman that can pull my chain? Take a guess. She's a mo
" Desparate Love " by Jonroan
I wrote this when an old girlfriend put me out on a snowy night in Arkansas. I showed it to her the next day, after I had thawed out, and she put me out again. I called her a B****, to which she responded, ' Thank you ', just as sweet and sincere as can be. She really was one, by the way.
I need a real woman
A real woman: Who doesn't lust after me simply for a lock of my hair. Lol. Is it Friday yet?
Fire Sale
Perched on high with crooked beak, The preening priest preened and preached. And teached of sin and sins defeat To bleach the soul but sold deceit Then preached again as he reached into our pockets, with no receipt.
happy birthday
on this day many moons ago a lovely lady was born with warm and loving fingers i wrote to you this little poem the daffodils in bloom open up to sing this song on this very special birthday i wish you all the happiness until this time n
My Lucky Silver Dollar
Yesterday was a little dismal and today is still a little gray But I'm hoping before tomorrow comes that you
In Answer to the Worst Poems
What can I say (with tongue in cheek) it certainly kept me laughing.
I know it's wrong but I must have you
It's been a while since I posted anything. Been too busy but still like to come here and read all the great poetry.
Saint Patrick's Day Snow
(Budapest, Hungary, after days of snowing)
Venus guytrap
I’ve been reading National Geographic ;-)
2 poems
I have all the poems submitted in my challenge they they all are soooi gooid If i can find time i would comment on all. For now thank you!
Rich Man Blues
Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere.
The Green Blues
Inspired by Mc's Rich Man blues...we all get them in different ways for different things I guess...
Sarcasm for world's problems..
The god of wine perhaps...Just a bit of dark humor...
What's wrong with the world? (smmerwind challenge)
The human condition...
Electric Saga
you gotta have humour in life
Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout?
Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as the kids helping some contestant answer the questions.
Oh Aquarius!
Vulcan's Never Bluff.
After the Party
wanted to repost this after i pulled it.
Your Snapped!
Twitter in the 1700's oops I lost a country!
Kickit's (challenge)
Poet's practice pleasing prose prolifically penning plentyful poems perceptively penetrating peoples pensive propensities Writers write weighty words warning who's waring willingly when winters wise women wear warm wraps worring woefully where
kickits challenge (purple pendragon?)
phew tough one
Want Ads 1863
Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get it right with the oscars they give out, most of the time they don't, but I have a feeling Lincoln will get some awards.
Jumble of Thoughts
sometimes I think ( I know) my brain will frywith the jumble of words
One Fair Knight Long Ago
Back in history, in days of old Twas then that knights were very bold And the ladies were covered in gold It was in that time there lived a bold knight Who would satisfy the ladies at night And with gold they would see him right There was a
Jack the Lad
a hopefully lighted hearted twist
Words
so important to us all
KISSING COUSINS
Can you relate Heard anything familiar of late If not just try to relate Learn something and dont tempt fate
Mystery of life
why?
I've been ransomed
I languish in chains..
Strange trip
Someone slipped me a Jeffery...
what title will i write today
How do you write your poetry Do you put your title first Your title last What routine do you go to ,to think of that first title to make us cry or laugh bring us joy reading are poems over and over again The title makes are little poem shine
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