GET OUT OF MY BED YOU LAZY BUM
Get out of my bed you lazy bum, get out I have to get rid of you without a doubt Everyday you sleep all freaking day When I get home you want to play Then you wait for me to feed you Then what do you do Off for the night God knows where I'm ti
You can kiss my $%#
Humorist mood
Cell Phone Wonders
I like the old fashioned phones better, but you know I got a cell phone too and it chirps like a cricket :))
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I cracked the code!! Happy weekend guys!! Love ya..
TERRIFIED
First day back in the classroom
"Tiny In My Eyes"
This was a poem that I wrote with a self-inflicted time restriction... I had 10 minutes before a particular meeting started and I wanted to write a poem within that 10 minute time frame... this is what evolved.
Let's all laugh
Laugh first laugh last as long as we can laugh there is nothing wrong with a good laugh I laugh to I begin to cry I laugh because I'm full of joy that same laughter might make me past gas have to be easy when I laugh don't want to past gas but
TV Remote
TV is not what it used to be
yet more amusing unamusing musing
Pink piqued me....(I tried to credit the Bard in the author spot, but for some reason it won't appear aside mine at the top...oh well)
A Bit of Australian Slang
Just for a bit of fun....should you really give up as to the meaning of any word I will be happy to explain
poetry and poets
just doodling with words
Electronic Jargon
just a little horse play !
retired nonsense
Today we have had snow and it is real cold, so I've been doodling and this poem just popped in my mind. Hope you enjoy.
"Go Find The Poet"
Just a silly attempt to acknowledge the worth of the poets!! :-)
Silly
Confused
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
Fiction, lyrics to the song. If someone put it on music please send me link where you uploaded the song.
Ode to a room
It was written by myself many years ago in the UK where i was working on building sites.. It is my tribute to Spike MIlligan whose books and poems i have always loved.
Easedropping
Public cell phone talking
I love the beach
I love the beach it's my most favorite place in the world I love sit on the sand and watch the pretty girls Dream my life away Oh, I love the waves The beach is my most favorite place in the world The boulevard on a Friday night Pop a brew
Hanging around
I wrote this poem to have a laugh at someone who once said I should end my life. I know now that it was said in jest
I've hurt my knee
Just a little micky take out of men, sorry guys, I have some women ones too .
Window Show
All my poetry is based on true life happenings around my family and friends.
Look past me
Something I wrote through boredom this evening.
My Cat
Just a bit of fun...
Older
Last one for today - maybe one or two more tomorrow - never mind, I'll run out soon :oP
Briefs or Boxers?
Just a bit of fun so you don't all think I'm some deep dark melancholic freak... Oh - your opinions on the dilema would be appreciated :o)
Waking up
Wrote this when I was a university student
Alone again
First of in regards to the gun statement Im just joking. What Im trying to say is that Im sick of being alone
Bad hair day..
Where's my freaking hair? lol
ok then poetry
i just penned this little ditty in a moment of boredom when i werent feeling too well, i like writing my own verses in gretting cards for family and friends, often humorous but some with emotions too, i find it quite therapeutic to write poems whether they are deep, emotional, from experience or otherwise, even funny ones.
The real Profile
lol.
Doped up Cluckers
Plucked!
SELF HYPNOTISM
self administered pep talk......Impossible?......LOL.....Andrew....xxx
Social Defect
Down the streets of dryden I walk, everywhere I hear the bullshit talk. The people are damned,I think it's the water, and then I wonder "why even bother". Sometimes it's fun to watch and see, how different they are all from me. It's s
lol
roses are red nuts are round skirts are up panties are down skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
Prepare yourself for..'The Lady Killer'
Am I completely out of my mind or what? lol.
Nothing more than a few words.....................
Just a short and sweet one and just a few words just make sure they are all nice and sweet words when they come out..... nice and sweet...
How dead is dead?
The next time someone tells you to 'drop dead', hand them this poem so you can determine how dead they want you.lol. AS a courtesy I've enabled you to drop dead with style..You can thank me later.lol.
I'm your handiman
Ok..I do Home Improvement..lol. Call me..
My lil' green Christmas truck
Ok..So I'm up early this morning..lol
The Nothing Verse
A poem from nothing about nothing when nothing comes to write about
Watta Crazy World!
I know you hate the censors lol thats why I made it. LOL ......... Just a poem on a crazy lazy day... lol wanna write something but just cant write a nice or romantic one.. lol :P