Last tango on the roof
'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'll climb for hours til you reach the sky! But no one knew better what this day had meant than Hiss
She Who Lives In a Cave
I once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a charger rode a knight It was the one with a massive V8 For you my Dear a dragon I’ll fight And t
GOOD MORNING!
lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whether you know me or not!......Andrew...xxx
tHe EnD oF tHe WorLD
Written about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're in America 12/21/2012.
SWEET TAXPAYER
TEN LINES POEM
Its not because
I like a woman and a man, am I a gay? Can it just be for love and the other is for friendship? You commended me, I appreciated. Asking for more..I cant. Angry? never drag me. Just stop! enough I am not who you think I am. Its not because...You
Note in my diary
Note in my diary I must remember, the world comes to an end on the 21st of December No months of Turkey and no Christmas pud, now that sort of news has got to be good I wish I had known earlier on, I wouldn’t bought presents for everyone
billy done run wild
soomebody stop me...
12/12/12 ... 12:12:12pm
Today is the day. The same as the year , as well as the month. 12/12/12 Dont forget the time will duplicate the act with it's hour,minute and second... 12:12:12pm so special is this I would say,
BRIEF POETRY
Listen, I never tire of writing poetry at home, at work and in the library in the morning I take off my blanket and I inspire myself in the supermarket
World Atlas
I was laid on my mattress thumbing through a World Atlas Telling my son of all the places I’d been and all the things I had seen I told him of my time in the Himalaya and how there I had met a dragon slayer How he had taught me, all that he knew a
We all know someone like this
This was not based on my friend Fred in anyway shape or form :-)
Letter from school
Dear sir or madam Please could you come to the school with your Adam. He was sat at the back of the class, showing his things to a young lass. Adam then put his hand in his pocket and pulled out unbelievable sized rocket. Now I do have say, it s
Contemplating my navel
I was contemplating my navel with all the power I saw able Why is it in the middle of my stomach? To this I am quite flummoxed Why does mine seem to go in? Is it because I am so thin? I know of some that stick out, pregnant women this they seem
Cabernet Sauvignon
Just playing with words and picked this out whilst in the kitchen "Cabernet Sauvignon" :-)
News Flash
Why does this stuff always come when i am busy?
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip?
Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,000 dollars from absent-minded Uncle Billy. In another SNL parody, Dana Carvey playing George Bailey gets a mob together to beat up Mr. Potter. "I don't want the money, I want a piece of you!"
Goedln Rlue
Funny what the brain can do even when something is wrong :-)
Children playing
Watching my children playing Listening to what they are saying My dad is bigger than yours! Mine doesn’t make me do chores! My dad knows superman My dad is secretly Spiderman My dad can fly in the sky Mine can jump just as high Listen with a
Confused
Hate xmas rapping
Freight in the night
Don't know where this one came from?....lol
Forty something
Don't you just hate looking in the mirror...lol
Barking dog, croaking frog
just playing about with the kids
Alien limerick
Popped up whist thinking spacey thoughts...
The Race!
We are all in the race of life, whether it be the tortoise or the hare!
Possessed
KG thanks for the idea
Training team oh we did have a scream
I was thinking back to my army days
Hey...guess what?
Whacky me and sleepy ...good night
You Have Been Replaced :(
Now I know why my lucky coin is lucky. Have not used a pay phone in years. But....surprise they take a little more than what I remembered :( Thank goodness some people are nice enough to let others borrow a land line when there is no cell service and the old auto picks a cold dark night to give it's driver a little exercise.
Hospital
observation on last hospital visit and had to wait so long
Silly rhyme
Just a few lines that popped into my head after talking to a friend and trying to describe myself if I was in love.
After all we’re just human
You may have lied You may have hurt You may have done some dirty work You may have shame But who can we blame After all we’re just human You may feel guilt You may want to cry But who are we to judge a simple lie You may cause pain You m
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill, I Don't know what they did, Suddenly Jill ran down shouting, i-pill, i-pill, i-pill...
Nursery Rhymes For Twisted People
If you read this you are obviously twisted
a bit stern....though, moments
I most certainly did not write this. Hilda laughed so I might share.
Young Drakonius
Oh dear, I am so ashamed What would Uncle Drac say Descended from this fine line Such terrible, fearsome vampires Out at night, hunting for food You’d better indoors be hiding Young or old, it matters not Your blood, theirs for the taking
Big Red Motorbike
Inspired by an Australian bikie chick, and a recent ride (at the time) on a big red motorbike - a honda vfr, hence the aka r_honda_vfr The 'spelling mistakes' are intentional.
Hotel Astoria
I wrote this just because it came to me .. no particular reason! Poems just arrive in my head - always have done over the last some 50 years. I can go for months without writing anything and yet, in one evening, I can write 6 or 7. I rarely change a word I write .. weird, eh?
The Story of the Three Little Moles
Inspired by Three Little Bears and Red Riding Hood. Hee Hee !
Maw & Paw.........episode V
The adventure continues
OOH!!! WOMEN
Just having some fun writing until I get sleepy
Cheers Prince Harry
watched tv last night and some idle thoughts came to my head this am