The Isle of Snugglindon
A pure, silly nonsense poem that I wrote just for the fun of it! (I originally posted this at the Starlite Cafe poetry site back in 2010, under the name Grailknight777.)
BUCKY
at least he got the soupl.lol...
Garfield
Just playing with words..
a joke almost turned into a poem
not sure if this works as a poem but love this joke..
country or city
think i'm little bit of both..lol....not too much country not too much city is there such a thing.
The Lawyer...
Come question me and try to see in whom I've questioned you to be For who but I can see but me In answer of question what might you be But you who question what right have I Need only to judge the reason why If you did this crime f
A Man from Mars?
I'd really love to see one and go for a 'ride'.
binary foils
i know you never feel this way but...
Robin Williams/Easter
This is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did.
The Name
A poetic rendition of Henry Cecil’s story “The Name.” If you take your precious time and read this, you will find it entertaining, at least I hope so. Thank you in advance.
What a To do
Where do you go, what do you do, when there's a hole inside your shoe ..and the rain is just pouring down on you Feet simply wet socks soaking, too "Look positive" people tell you but they ain't got rain in their shoe.
10th Dimension?
Poetry in Motion? Soph xx
Sorry I have a secret that I haven't told you!
LOL I think it's funny but my friends at work told me this is bad dead joke.. Y_Y lol so I just try post it here too... lol just wanna prove that my friends told me lies or my joke is really dead..+_+ LOL
THE THINGS WRONG WITH MY PET
LOL....Not me....XXX
Lame Game
Well..I don't KNOW! called today: Where are you?? Its six o clock who cares I can't decide... I'm not going are you going? Wait, I think I'll go are you going? ok..we'll stay home where's the cat I have 3 dollars What was your name? I'm
Thank God! (a limerick)
^_^ Special Thanks --> MacDuff, I know how to write a limerick poem because of his poem "LimeRick".... And THANK YOU everyone here for being so niceeeee to me))))) -->_<-- I wanna see you all and give a BIG BIG HUG/each!!!! ^_____^ well, this is my 1st poem in 2011!! Happy New Year with(out) STD))) LOL :P
Smoke-signals
Giving up smoking is easy. Done it dozens of times...
redex made me do this, and I'm no gentleman
save that cork, I may need it...
David and Mona
David, A bachelor? Why, when Mona Lisa is not taken? Is he not drawn by her amazing beauty, and the innocence in her eyes? Her closed lips silent, never to lie. Is he among those who laud her creator? Tell me David, are you that guy,
My life's a 'Deck of Cards'.
I was a good idea at the time but now I'm not so sure.
Silly me. (Andrew's 50 word challenge)
To nearly lose a love, who else but a 'clown'?
Don't Eat The Stew !!
It started of as my life story but being old I forgot most of it.
Or Would We ?
My sister and I, when together are still just as silly as we ever were ! Some of us never out-grow silly, but who wants to anyway ?...We have too much fun, but mum's the word on who the guilty party was. I'll never tell.. Sisters just don't snitch on each other. Oh I guess 1 small hint can't hurt..it wasn't me.
William Shakespeare
My entry into this weekends competition
LOVE..A TRAGEDY.(Shakespeare Stylee) lol
LOL....thought I would have some fun with this serious genre......Andrew....xxx
MEOW! lol
It's a lovely cute cat!! lol Meowww --- you can find it as 'ecard' also, I just created it today! lol ...just in case, you wanna send to someone you like.. Meow! lol
Never play poker with tarot cards
My friends came round the other day I suggested a card game we could play The only deck that we could find Where Tarot cards, we did not mind I got a full house, felt excited inside But on winning the hand, four people died.
The day I met you (Hummor)
A face that only a mother could love Hair that is matted and full of fleas I would have likened your voice to a dove If it didn’t sound like snapping trees A body that’s curved in all the wrong places Covered with hair from your head to your t
The tale of an Insomniac
I lie awake most every night Trying to sleep is my only plight Staring at the ceiling, laid in my bed Many thought run through my head So to my GP my symptom I described Sleeping tablets the doctor prescribed No longer worrying about staying
Belle caught the clapper
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Parts_of_a_Bell.jpg sometimes love rings, sometimes it clangs
A little 'ditty'.
I'm tired LOL
Cat-Food
Phew- Limericks are hard to stomach, if you ask me...
I can't find what i'm looking for
I know that you are here I sense your presence near hidden from my sight i’ll not give up my plight I don’t know where you hide but time is on my side I’ll search the whole place through Eventually I’ll find you The world turned upside do
Greeny Queeny- START
...And this is what happens when you try something complicated- and forget were you have seen your head last... Part 1 is the continuation; Part 2 the rest... Happy hunting for the other pieces!
Attempts at limericks
A limerick I thought I would write Since St Patricks day is alright It was all going fine Until the fifth line A schizophrenic decided to date But he failed to capture a mate He said, "I know that its bad, But I don't feel too sad.
Bee in kitchen, save me...REWARD
There is the biggest bee in the world in my kitchen...they are about the only thing that frighten me.....
My DD
I'm gonna go downtown I'm gonna see my gal I'm gonna sing her a son I'm gonna show her my Ding Dong
Beer Acrostic
Cheers to beers
"HIM"...............(LOL)
The name has been omitted to protect the guilty......lol....Andrew....xxx
meter police
uh...is something wrong officer?...I didn't see a sign back there...
rock and roll
recipe not needed, allow to cool before serving
Stuck in Snowville
Just askin'....geez!!!