limerick
There was a young woman from skye who sang softly as she sauntered by with the wind in her hair and with barely a care and a gleam and smile in her eye
Cinderella and her friends
Imagination is good Isn't is wonderful when we can be free to think Al of these adventures have served a purpose Blessings and love to all
what am i
i am under 12 inches and i do not speak a word but when i act all i say is heard i can be royal i can be poor i can call you or send you away i can be your aid even though unpaid praise is rare for me you may one day agree this may
The Jester
Some people are so-o-o-o-o funny!
To Mary Jane, A Morning Toast!
From a light, occaisional user...
Undecypherable?
Spaces and punctuation intentionally omitted. Prizes for first correct and most imaginative solutions. :D
one more shift
done roughly to tune of banana boat song..for fun
bouncing ball
bouncing ball keep on bouncing down the path see you go red or blue is your colour as you pass house and tree bouncing high toward the sky bouncing lower to the ground who put the the bounce in you that you can do what you do
animal fun
Zebras of the army type covered by numerous stripe and the telephone too extra special mobile trunk call elephant style some never stick their neck out but giraffes are born to do crocodile turned into handbags what is the world coming too
Dude
kinda funny i guess but I wanted to try posting something
A Man behind the Mask
He is a man in the past Keep something in his heart Keep something in his mind His words reflect his mask Hiding behind his own truth There is a fear to face the world His heart was broken so many times His heart feels something to explode
The Flintstones
Life is a cartoon I compare my journey the the people in Bedrock Fred Flintstone and company The trials and tribulations ahead Blessings love to all A positive outlook A sense of humour pleasant thoughts always
The Dime-Store Wok! EE!
If you know "Jabberwocky" you might find this amusing.
I Am The Son Of Fishermen
I wrote this when I was working on fish packers on the Left Coast.
A Reason for Leaving? (lol)
LOL......XXX
Entrapment
It's that time of the month, When all things in their Natural balance, are disturbed And nothing you can do can Will appease her, if she gets The wrong reaction. NO, NO, NO! Not that TIME OF THE MONTH; When you walk a thin line for only day
Cliche'
A "mini-rant."
Entrapment... Part 2
You stand there, staring at Two bottles, same size, same color, Two very similar names; Desert Sand and Fine Desert Sand. She hands them to you, grasping Them between your thumbs and Pointing fingers, one in each hand, You just stare. What
A Woman's Domain!... The Sequel.
You roll over, expecting The woman you love, to Catch your falling arm With her soft, feminine Body; anxious to receive Your late night embrace. It takes a few seconds to Realize that she's not there. Calling out softly " Hon?". No an
A Woman's Domain!
Every woman that I ever met Has a possession of hers that I refuse to enter; not only For her privacy, but for Fear of the unknown. It is not huge, but compact Enough for her to carry, With her, through out the day. But then again, I have b
On The Beach (lol)
Grockles is what we call tourists here.....lol.....Andrew.....xxx
Love Bugs
They should of never let them bring that horriable little bug into the US
jokes from the past
I like old jokes If you have any old jokes share them It is interesting Blessings and love always
Boys will be Boys
lol.....Old enough to know what six of the best was....xxx
unlucky
when freddie stepped off the pavement he did nt use his loaf avoided the latter in bravado he got flattend by a bakery truck but he still survived and cursing his luck kicked over the ladder and broke his toe and he did not see the man on t
love at a safe distance
He loved her from afar but not romantic he she lived on the mainland he sailed the sea but every wednesday night these lovers were in view she through binoculors his telescope saw her too she planned to marry him marry by hook or crook
song chain
it was the day the Righteous Brothers THE LOVIN FEELING LOST the Moody Blues sang it to GO NOW seemed the best Georgie Fame he understood mind YEH YEH not that good Tom Jones he just knew ITS NOT UNUSUAL while the Seekers moaned I LL NEV
Things are not as they appear to be...
Aaaggghhh..., or not?
Things are as they appear to be…
“Things are not as they appear to be. Nor are they otherwise.” —some Sutra “Quantum mechanics, the latest development in the scientific quest to understand the nature of physical reality, is a precise mathematical description of the behavior of f
Slow Torture
Slowly, every so slowly. Moving slightly then stopping. Then again and moans escape. God, it's sooooo long and hard. Yes... Oh yes, it'll make you crazy. Oh... Oh God it's so hot! Squirming, moving around Head turning right and left Roaring i
The Dance Floor
Hit my head up and flip it over is clock works red as your face running dancing is the lazy one. on the floor making it real is just me taking the time ticks and moves with the flow. is smooth is my rhythm of the music is my sound to cracking the dea
A Bar Scene
There she is, sitting across the bar Glancing me and me at her. She's doing The feminine stuff that makes MEN Become animals! Smiling so innocently, flipping her hair, Glancing just enough to keep me roused! Eye contact? Hell YES! Body langu
(The blanket)
This smooth cold breeze of the window shut it close it. tight and hold it with in the body temp lay on the floor move with comfort in the blanket. and cuddle in the sheets level me out in fabric all over me. and the material sinks with in the ski
Where I live
Southwest Missouri...
~Little Pinky~
The reasoning of the little pinky...:O)
Eat more Salmon Haiku
Inspired by Rob's tribute to fish. And reminded of the Pork farmer's motto: "Eat more Pork, the other white meat".
THE LIFE OF A BAG
I have the ability to write about any sugject, phrase or thought. Also to write either a poem, short story or song. One day a friend called me and asked me what I do when I get a creative block and I told her that I look around where I am and pick something anything to write about. So that day I saw a bag.
~Who Was Fallowing Me~
Heres a fun little mind twister.. had fun writing it. :O)
just fun riddles
...Q. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?.... ...A. Watch this closely, I'm only going to do it once. ..1. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? ..2. When your one gallon piggy bank is emp
~My Ole Car~
Remember the old car we first drove? this is a dedication to that car.
The Demon in the Kitchen
Any one for breakfast?
My "New" Car
Yay!