The Rabbit and The Mole
Hipperity hipperity hop bunny so full he could pop squeezes down his hole bumping into mole who gave his ear a sound wop
Fervid Frenzy
you confuse me then you call me and i don't know what to do. i'm enamored i feel hammered and it's all because of you. you're illusive you're exclusive you are lost and can't be found. i was waiting i'm debating on this merry life g
Justin Bieber
A parody of Justin Bieber's Baby. Just having fun with his recent arrest.
The Secret To A Happy Life
#4 Just a bit of good advice from an old hand. Take or leave it.
That booty
When a girl knows how to walk....mnnnnn
Rotting Pud
Rotting Pud, It’s like mud, Stuck with the crumbling pain, Stuck in your head the word refrain, Yet I eat, Yet I see, How it has my belly stuck in mud?
karma...........
i always wondered if this fella would haunt me ..........he he ......i think i have turned into the pain in the butt this fella used to be ......if only i knew
Pain
Lie back, relax, do not fight me no, do not scream or even cry it will be over soon you will see now open wide, no, no much wider Trembling, she did as she was told feeling him close leaning over her aching from being forced to open so wide
A Pant-Less Lady---- rhyme
A pant-less lady liked to go places she was rather bawdy and liked to loosen her laces she was spied by a grandee he pulled down his braces then gave her lots of brandy alas he could not undo his breeches A pant-less lady liked to go pla
Shady Lady
There once was a pant-less lady she sure was rather shady now spied by two grandee's they pulled down their braces and gave her lots of brandy making this lady so bawdy
Show Me the Way to Go Hame
Hic, Hic, hicup oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be both left I keep tripping over ouch maybe a last one for the road Hic that was not so wise my h
Very silly poem, number 1
There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbian mormon.
Ladies - Size Matters
Looked at the thread in Forums regarding size matters and thought that a little poem along the same lines with a women's weight and size. I mean no offence to any ladies as for me it is the size of your heart and love not your proportional disposition. This is just a fun moment nothing more.
The Photo
I love taking photos and do make photo movies with music backing.It showed me just what you can do on a PC.However the photos of me here are untouched honest.
Here Lies Joe
I was laying in bed yesterday, and this poem popped into my head. Sometimes, people put very similar epitaphs on their loved one's tombstone.
A take off of the Taming of the Shrew!
Woman's lib How does one cope ... Lol
Standing Ovations
Standing Ovations to you sir the day we met You wanted to know whats on my mind Not first what is under my dress or in my pants And on that the tone for our friendship was set Don't get me wrong I knew you weren't blind I saw the desire but your
Unlucky Me
We have had several poetry challenges recently. How about one on humour? I do not like to think of it as a challenge. I prefer to think of it as sharing, i.e., Humour Share.
Will Ferrell
Just saw his latest movie, loved it. It was very funny like all the movies I mentioned. Will has been in many others too, but these are my favorite ones. His homeless art class model from Saturday Night Live is my favorite bit, second would be his mean boss interview with Pierce Brosnan.
Table for One!
Looking for the other half of the date! Lol
the truth
I was on the internet today looking for a passion play Met girls from far away My profile they like they say They all want to get away come meet me the very next day move in and plan to stay I just need to pay their way Yeah I was cruisin
praying for a date
There was a man that lived in the wood He was close to the lord so he knew where he stood He felt something wrong find a woman he said and the feeling was strong so he prayed by his bed He asked how to do it He prayed day and night and
trapped
if we could only escape these days the frantic ways of so many oh, to be able to finish a sentence in spite of the hopelessness around us imagine the breathing that could take place not to mention clear thought so don't mention it I had the
A Scousers Xmas Tale
For those who do not know Scousers are from Liverpool, and within UK renowned for being scallywags' or thieving gits, so to keep in tune with trend of self humour I penned this to make someone grin or even dare say smile, if it does then its been worthwhile.
Four Pigs In A Row
(While waiting at the hospital to see my specialist I watched a police brass band [consisting of four trombones] playing in the foyer. Listening to them was a bunch of geriatrics waving their walking sticks around.)
super duck
pumped up with helium blowing insane mad quack quack red rag to a bull pork chops had a meeting today flipping over backwards sending out invitions who was not invited pictures prove fate of fellow duck on the chopping block frothing
my four dogs and me...a childs mind
we all ran out the basement door my four dogs and me down a winding trail seeking all there was to be children's squeals in the distance our noses raised up high the game was on, the trek begun ears pointed to the sky our tails quickl
The Little People
A poem for children and adults...ancient stories about mystery.
My first time
Just a little funny I thought of to boggle your mind
Judge Judy
You folks have been sworn in and can be seated. Your contract for babysitting services have been null and void. Wipe that silly grin from your face you’re making me annoyed! I’ve read you’re statement now look in my eyes! I can tell by you
Spicy Soup ~(14 Words)
All smiles
Jack & Jill
A different take
A Little Pumpkin (Haiku)
Not much!!
You can't play in my yard I don't love you anymore
Oh! The ways of woman ... I have been used as a Boy Toy and then thrown away! Boo Hoo!
Invisible
those folks with no pics who is forever promising one and those who put a pic but you get nothing else and you wonder if they are even human....
Tavern Tale
Poppy - Dad Mommy - Mom Ringmails - Royal Guards
Horror Night
It’s time to write about horror nights Of things that terrify your soul Sweat pouring down your face To survive the night is your goal Up the stairs you hear it come Groaning, snuffing, puffing and huffing In it walks, all thirty six stones
a day in the life of 'married man'
Well, today was little different than any day spent with my crazy family (wife). As I had a Drs. visit in Clarksburg today, Hilda and son Jimmy accompanied me so as to visit Lowes to see about a new clothes dryer to replace our non-working one. We fi
TALES FROM THE OTHER SIDE....(LOL)
LOL......second of these....the first being Elroy.....Andrew...xxx
like hallmark i think
hallmark cards with a twist ..haha lol....
Prison Break
They locked her up, it’s not fair No Christmas nookie getting They put her in jail so tight Out here I’m feeling lonely A plan I need to get her out My poor brain
Personal Life
As I looking around, I say to myself whatever happen to my personal life and then I say the last time I checked it was on the internet.....Oh Well.. LOL