Wondering
Im kinda of angry at life, its promise was more than it could be,,,I loved you more than I could see,,, wow,, aint that cool,, love poetry,,written like a fool,,just shows you what life means, anyone can say anything, hey,,, I love beans,,,or burger
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
Just a silly little poem about us girls and our eye makeup
I saw the light
It is what it is,,, if you know
Xmas card from a broad
toying with "a letter from abroad.."
Dear Santa
I could go all day on this list of wishes from Santa, I wonder if he ever gets these, or it's just another cell phone or video game.
Two-thirty
musing on the day. What's your favourite time?
Xi Jinping and the Rejuvenators
Club Chinese
Wonder
Nothing
Pepperoni logic
Playing with Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic, a classic..
Pay your way
its life as we know it jim.
Treasure Chest.
Funny poems are fashionable here at the moment. This one I wrote years ago. Hope it doesn't offend.
A Little Sailboat
I don't know how it comes to me but surprisingly it's there Words I see words I write and words I've got to share I'll never be on a yacht just a little sailboat And always a breeze that's only fair It's never sleek never suave the captain neve
Two gun Suzie
Big trouble in little city
Moth joke
I do like a good Norm Macdonald joke, sad his recent passing, joke goes something like this..
SILLY
OK,,,IM GONNA WRITE A POEM THAT DOES NOT RHYME,, I THINK ITS ABOUT TIME, OOPS , DID I MAKE A MISTAKE,,,NOT SOMETHING I USUALLY MAKE,,SEEMS I CANT WRITE NORMALLY,, OK,, LETS DO THIS FORMALLY,,GONNA BE NICE,,, I WANT CURRY CHICKEN AND FRIED RICE,,TW
Two laughs English style
oh-ah arf arf
Ode to a meat pie
Studying meat pies, now in America apparently you can get only pot pies, not recommended though I see, but in NY, Michigan, Louisiana and wait for it McRadloff Wisconsin! you can get real meat pies, true? Florida you get some Latin American equivalents, SM? Do they put Guinness in the pies in Ireland Mick??
Poem for the cat
Poetry for cats
Easy going
It’s summer out there
Grandma
Country times
Um
This Poem came to me when i was sitting here, at my computer, and becoming really, quite angry, i mean really REALLY ANGRY! For no reason at all. I Love you. (Send money!!!!) JUST KIDDING! Relax, willya? ~The End~ This makes me mad. All of it.
Poems from the south
some random thoughts from the bottom of my red wine glass
Two St Bernards in a bar
Two St Bernards in a bar
Adolf's shirts
Adolf's shirts
Earthquakes In Alaska
The weather is too hot to go outside I've watched so much tv my brain is nearly fried If I could find a cave I would have a cool place to hide I would like to go somewhere but I hear they started having earthquakes in Alaska Well it's either c
FOOD HAIKU POEMS
Just thinking of food for fun.
Sing along
la la la la la
bark
nog was my wifes pet he died one week after her and he did just this. he loved to bark at the postie and delivery guys. miss the little shit.
the dog
yes bored and yet more flows out.
Smile
smile
The angel in my beer
there's an angel in my beer
Puzzle
Puzzle time
Elmo’s AWOLNATION Sail Parody
Sometimes when I hear certain songs, jokes pop up in my mind making fun of it. This is the only parody I have copyrighted. I really need to get out a few of the other ones that I wrote. I love writing parodies.
Ocean’s haiku challenge-2
Another try..
Cluedo
Running through the characters for fun
Winter and Summer solstice
Nothing to say, just off the cuff two minutes ago. That's not so quick but it sure ain't slow!
Haiku challenge
Just trying..
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Rewind n come again With the thoughts to the pen Giving thanks without end Only Love I have to send Put ma muzik n set it as a trend These harmonious melodies With their unorthodox remedies Thank you n yes please Gimme more of these M
I’m not a Poet I’m just a nice lad!
I’m not a poet I’m just a nice lad Who writes lots of poems when happy or sad Artistic I’m not but I’ll give it a lash My pockets are empty I’m desperate for cash Clever oh no with an IQ of nine Writing with words that seemingly rhythme Left
White van man
turning expectation on its head
Safari suit Lenny
Fictional Lenny from the Colonial Office
ME PLURRY ORANGE SOCKS.
Have you ever been to Orange in the middle of Winter ? All you need is some warm clothes & a Toddy. The locals don't seem to mind the Winter but the travellers certainly feel it. It certainly was an eye opener for this visitor and I have never forgotten the warm hospitality....Maymyo.