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How I Love To Fly
As we soar into the sky I scream - 'we're going to die', And I hear the mutters of disgust At my making so much fuss, So I order a double whisky Even though I know it's risky, Then dodge the glares from the cabin crew Whilst dashing franticall
Nature unkind to me
Hope of a hopless man
Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet...Dreams
Well, MacDuff suggested a Schmaltzy, Saccharine Sweet poem, and this is the best I could come up with! Sorry ladies.... maybe I need some lessons in romance! I'm available for tutoring! ;-)
"Toe Jam Kitty" (Worst Poem Challenge)
After reading so many of these 'worst poem' submissions, I finally decided that I TOO, JUST HAD TO CONTRIBUTE!!!
AUSTRALIANS !!!
They might need Cheering Up ???
One Up One Down
The sky is one up The earth is one down And some set out to keep the score Is this what makes the world go round Now your heart is one up Mine is one down Cause I saw you with him On the up side of town Today the circus is one up Ticket
LITTLE BO PEEP (has gained her keep)
Mother Goose would flip over this.
HAPPINESS
I desire a lady very mature, Not flashy, but rather demure. She should dress with reasonable taste, And be concerned about her weight. I'd like her hair be neat and trim, And have graces deep within. Kind and gentle should be her traits, Be on
growing up
I want to be pissed off I want to lash out I want to let self pity explode in a shout I want to be reckless and do stupid things I know its destructive, regrets all it brings But damn its annoying to hold it all down, wait till it disip
You Meeting.
a poem written back the front, last line should be first and first should be last try it and see what u think. The title is back the front too Thank you
The Funny side of Love
Love is our friend, Love is our foe, It can bring us happiness It can bring us woe. It can cause us joy As it causes sadness. So how, may I ask Can we put up with this madness? Is it the tears of happiness? Or the tears of sorrow? That
Adam and Eve Retold
I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by Sam Kinison. Both are hilarious retellings.
I Did It Again
I did it again, my reflection it cry’s My head it is thumping ,and there’s blood in my eyes. My memory is distorted, and my mind its so numb, to many times iv seen this picture, how can i be so dumb. Don’t know how i got here, Have no idea at al
Time Ahead Of You
Firewoods choped and the fire is hot Smoke rolling out the chimney top Wintertime isn't gonna make me blue Wintertime I got time ahead of you Red bird dancing on the window sill Prancing around just the way he feels Let the wind blow and forg
The Ten Commandments?
I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Thou shall try really hard not to kill anybody, unless they pray to a different invisible god than the one you pray to.
2012 memories
Another year went by We all laughed We all cried We watched little ones go off to school For the very first time We even said goodbye to others A year filled with butterflies and millions of books Half hearted glares and some dirty looks We w
The Thunder Song
My favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's room right after he hears some thunder, "Thunder buddies for life, right John. You're #@$% right. Oh, come on, let's sing the Thunder Song."
Men Will Be Men
"MEN WILL BE MEN" While sitting Jobless in a train, I explore some memories hidden deep inside my brain. I am going to bombay, Its a window seat on which i Lay. I just got reminded of one fine day, as far as i remember it was 23rd of May. I
Diets and all that
just a bit of fun mainly , but am i guilty of any of the above dieterary sins? yes!
Saving Our Planet
Just having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012? I think we can make a mess of things at times, but I wonder sometimes what the real aim of all this global warming talk is really about.
10 Cents a Dance!
Ten tickets please!
Italian
For your hands they go so fast as you talk so we will look at U. It will make us notice what is going on just let your guard down and let you in. For all i want to do is trust that i can help you in this class. Let it all out an
Cloud Boom
Cloud boom, that is cave man talk Cloud boom boom boom Cave man walk fast to cave Till storm has gone Try to light fire Wood is wet But now has clean attire Only one thing make cave man fret And that is cloud boom Cloud boom boom boom
Then God Said
I figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued.
The Illinois Hillbillies
Parody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion. I mostly despise gambling, preying on the dumb and uneducated. It does give people hope and it surpasses all other forms of entertainment in this country combined.
The Bar Scene!
I often wonder why women go to the bar alone? Lol
More Predictions for the Future
This time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions.
A Shadow Called Ego
Making a little fun of my shadow whom I affectionately call Ego..... :))
De-seperated
Just humor
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE
There are those amoung us !
Would you have me for breakfast,lunch or dinner?
Pray tell what is your name? Cindy ,Wendy or Poison Ivy... What brings you a bit closer to me? My looks,charms or my amazing flab of fats!!! I drink a gallon of soft drinks ...and munch fifty kilos of meaty slab. And when I fart...it's more powerful
Memories.
Thinking back
Predictions for the Future
Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject is by Dana Carvey on SNL. You can find it on SNL Collection: The Best of Dana Carvey.
The Corn Message
A cloud ran over to a mountain And whispered to the trees, Rain is on the way Set your mind at ease The trees whispered through the valley Down to the stream Rain is on the way Don't be feeling low Got it straight from a cloud Just telli
Cash Flow
If there's anything else you think of Let me know Do you want me to write you another check Since you changed your name to cash flow The times we live in All about money and sin And do it all over again And where ever yo go You gotta have
New Zealand Merry Christmas Wishes!
Tis just JimEee, the Wally!
"The Runaway Handbag?"
a mixed bag! I'll have the Pineapple lumps, thank you!!
Last tango on the roof
'Dont' make me go! I won't, I won't! 'We'll hide the coffee, if you don,t, you don't!' 'You'll string up those lights on that roof so high You'll climb for hours til you reach the sky! But no one knew better what this day had meant than Hiss
She Who Lives In a Cave
I once knew a Lady who lived far away In the hillside a cave her abode On her knees she would pray every day Send someone for me to love Up on a charger rode a knight It was the one with a massive V8 For you my Dear a dragon I’ll fight And t
GOOD MORNING!
lol....just a few of my thoughts on that Mayan calendar thing..... Lots of love to everyone and a merry christmas and happy new year to you all...whether you know me or not!......Andrew...xxx
tHe EnD oF tHe WorLD
Written about all the hype around the ending of the world as we know it foretold by the many sources from around the world for 21/12/12 or if you're in America 12/21/2012.