My Cat Snores!
My cat, Tordi Boo is the first cat I have ever heard snore. You have to hear her to get a good laugh. Days come when I'm doubled in half. Thanks. Have a Blest weekend. Hugz everyone! Smile and share the fun. No snow just sun. Love & Peace, Pink.
Monsters Under The Bed
Having a little fun. Hope you like. Thanks! Hugz, Pink
Drink it all away
Lil song I wrote...
Tamatoes
just for laughs
like & I do not like
I do not like like & I do not lik
Haiku-1
summer's day sunny tranquil garden cat's crap on my foot heeeere kitty kitty kitty......
With a little Humor...
Her legs are not so ) ( also not so ( ) but so !! Don't leave a comment!
Your Dog
This expresses my frustration with neighbourhood barkers, as boorish as their owners!(Yours excluded of course!). But this is a lovers tiff and Gus is really well today!
You do my head in
Based on my lovers experience and an age old problem
SPORT
Frustration at the one eyed nature of Australian sports broadcasters takes Parochialism to dizzying heights! O dear I could have included this! How can you get well from an illness you have had all of your life-ie "a sports fan"?
2012.. It's Apocalyptic!!
Uh..lol
P.S.PU
I was writing her a letter the other day Thinking so hard on what to say Roses are red and violets are blue There's a skunk in the garden, p.s.pu I know you expected more lines than this Please understand my love I'm dancing the polecat twist
Crossing Over : One Man's Escape From Amish Life
A parody of a book I started to read called Crossing Over: One Woman's Escape from Amish Life by Ruth Irene Garrett.
The Princess and the Knave
This poem was inspired by a song from a very famous artist. See can you guess the song or the artist.
Anchored.
Good day Mr Drew How do you do? I'm still feeling oddly From thinking of your body Oh me! oh my! Mr Andrew sir What a big anchor You have hanging there! Is it quite robust? Is that a spot of rust? Allow me to clean it It needs a wome
Fish guts
Drunken bloody puke up Over the side Someone yells he’s burlin’ up On this bloody boat ride Who organized the pecks paste sangers On this fishing trip Along with all this alcohol Sh*t I think I’m getting ripped This dodgy food and drinking A
Tardis (Scene 2)
Off again, missed the grab!
Tardis (Scene 1)
Off again!
Zombie Love
She's ripping my heart out Tearing at my guts Call it zombie love Our clothes are all torn and tattered To bathe or not doesn't seem to matter Call it zombie love We dance so slow it's called a zombie waltz And when we talk it's in the l
ALIVE AT 65
I pray that I came through with Socrates suggestion. I am turning 65 on July 11th.
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Humor under an apple tree!
Humor can be found in even a tragedy, I think?
Fred the Pig
There once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his bed.
Nowhere
running in circles going nowhere fast round and round I won't last Spinning my wheels like a clock times my enemy tick, tick tock To make do with what I got that I do and do alot I guess I'll run perhaps break the cycle I c
Yummy Cookies!
, got modification to poem!
Blind Date
An oldie and a goldie.
mr bee
Ha bee it you and me in this field of delight..... ha yo take it slow only you have flight.....ha wasp dont accost Im just passing through...... ask the bee his by the tree he's found a flower thats right......well wasp was I right Im just passing th
METRO P.C.S.
INSPITE OF LITTLE MISSHAPS; I STILL FIND IT; THE BEST ON THE MARKET!
little ditty
a joke is a joke a poke is a poke but no poke that is no joke
DEFEAT
PARABLE
LOVE AND TOLERANCE
MY QUOTE
The BIG 60th
Hi, This is a bit of fun on my Big 60th B/day. Not looking for any B/wishes or anything.
World in a Half Filled Cup
Just a bit of fun. =)
THE GATE WAY TO TRUE LOVE.
PROSE ON "TRUE LOVE" EXTRACTED FROM MY ARCHÌVES
daddy long legs (crane fly )
a lighthearted take on the lil critters
David Letterman
Stephen Colbert is taking over some time later this year.
My bro jim,
I just saw another poets poem called jim and I too have a brother called jim, He is a character and very funny ,,we miss him but he be home soon with girlfriend and will be a dad soon ,,
Jim
An accident happened to my brother Jim When somebody threw a tomatoe at him Tomatoes are soft and usually don't hurt the skin But this one a 'specially packed in a tin! :-)
Ants
Do you ever take the time to look closely at the ants Just roll up your pants, So they don't bite you. I did just that as I sat back in my sun lounger one hot summers day . I saw hundreds ants come out to play, Tho they weren't playin
BEYOND THE VEIL
SOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID THAT LIFE WAS FULL OF OBSCURITIES MY ADVICE WAS THE CONTENT OF 'BEYOND THE VEIL
Competition de Flatus
Thank goodness I was in the back row and managed to crawl out
I Eat Peaches
I eat peaches for breakfast one before brunch an 3 before dinner an 4 before lunch I eat peaches on my way to school on the dive and into the pool people call me a peach eating fool I eat peaches here I eat peaches there I think there's peaches comi