A poem I wrote with Fridge Magnets
I wrote this in High school, Well not really wrote it...It was words on magnets on Gravitys Fridge. I just put them in the right order i guess.
A Note from Santa
Just a note from Santa, I don't want to complain But you've blocked off all the chimneys, That really is a pain. There was no key under the mat Like anybody else. How do you expect a man To get into your house? I've got a stack of presen
Late for work
Got up late, I must get to work The boss will be waiting and going berserk Only 30 minutes to get there on time A 20 minute drive so i'm cutting it fine A quick cup of coffee, so tasty and pleasing I jump in the shower, the water is freezing No
where did I put my keys?
Something i do on a regular basis and i'm sure many of you can relate..............
Cold Begins....
Hate the cold weather!!!! lol
tummy rummbling
my tummy rummbling like thunder my arse ready to explode and here I am in rush hour waiting for the train need to hold on need to hold it in oh the rummbles in my tum tum trying to escape through my bum bum hurry up train, I cant bare the tum
Numbers
You can imagine all numbers must think this way.
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If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving ain't the sport for you.
acid
life is like acid.......... lets trip.
Playing Tetris
As i watch the screen moving The coloured blocks ,moving from side to side I flick the keys the blocks flip up side an side to side My ies focused absorbed into the game Trying to find spaces to make my lines Points i must build up to the
desperate
Just for laughs. I dont like my romantic life just now and I love to fun myself, gettin old I guess
fisherman
a true fisherman is a decent lad, one who can fish across the land... for any size fish and pole in hand..from early morning to late at night,hoping to get a atroscious fight. whether it be a catfish or trout... god bless it to be a nice wall mount..
I can hide in a box
I can hide in a box just like a fox I can dig a hole just like a mole I can climb a tree just like a monkey I can run a mile And still have a smile I can jump high, can you just like a kangaroo I can sing a song but my tune is all wrong
Empty Nest
An "empty-nesters" poem
CS Limerick
There once was a site made for dating where many found opinions debating in the forums they fought in the pictures they sought the one for whom they were waiting
A poets prayer
Maybe you could get a little chuckle out of it ;)
A WOMAN
It's about many women I see in boutiques, hairdressers and nail shops, wiggeries, beauty salons, and magazines, tanning shopes, and even friends of mine!!
To Mum
This was a poem I wrote for my mum about 4 years ago. She was going through hell at the time and I wanted to let her know she would overcome it as long as she didn't give up.
Fun Poem.
If I ever, find a man, That truely loves me to bits. I'll kiss his hand, and cuddle him. Then let him play with my .... felt tips!!!! ;)
Petrude Vile Disgrace And Bad Spelling
This is about as evil as I get...God help me!
Your having a laugh
Lighthearted take on celebs
It may have been
It may have been her lips of red Beset with teeth of pearl It may have been her golden her Glowing with tussled curl It could have been her silky thighs Or the thoughts of the silk betwixt But mostly it was friday nights When she joined me
Smile
lets all sart smiling to people, try it it works, and maybe we could all make the world a better place to live
Damsel In Distress
There's hope ladies, there really are some 'knights' still out there !!
God's Wonderful Railway
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the British railway system, every winter, there are numerous delays officially due to "leaves on the line" or "the wrong kind of snow"!!!! :o) You may laugh at this poem, but it is VERY true to life!! :o)
The Twelve Bottles of Te Bheag Whiskey
Saw this one on the wall of a the hotel at Isleornsay on Skye, many years ago.
haiku...lol
#2 The grasshopper hops where to is a mystery to little old me.
I Can Sing a (Colourblind) Rainbow
A fun little satire on the classic 1951 song "I Can Sing A Rainbow" by Arthur Hamilton. I wrote this as I am mildly colourblind and thought this would put a different 'colour' on the old song. (Pun intended, as usual...)
"Rover come Over" (Humor)
The affection a dog has for it's owner.
Hey, Cowboy! Hold Your Horse!
I wrote it today, and responce was received shortly after, it made me laugh till tears!
Were you aware of this awareness day?
I was in the grocery store and over the loud speaker I was invited to join in the activities of osteoperosis awareness day. Not to make light of osteoperosis (I'm not really sure how severe it can get), but I just thought it was slightly humorous that I am already aware osteoperosis but had no idea that there was an awareness day for it. Why I wrote a poem? Just for fun I guess.
The Pollenation of War (humorous,but read angrily)
I trust you all will find the humor in this on your own and not call me anti-semetic....though, that would be classic!
The question I forgot to ask (ode to possibility)
Hmmm about this poem, I just sat down and wrote.I am one who questions everything, who disects everything and only to find that there is so much beauty in living in the moment and letting things go. I love to play with words it's my therapy but I must admit I am horid at spelling so yes there are probably some errors, oops! Anyway love to hear comments, love,love,love to hear what people think I know I am not the greatest writer but I love it...So please let me know what you all think!
Mushy Guy!!!!! : Fun :O
Oh, darling, I love you Oh, my Juliet, I love you Oh, Mom, I love you Oh, Dad,I love you Oh, my friends,I love you Oh, sky,I love you Oh, tree,I love you Oh, kiss, I love you Oh, hug, I love you Oh, you,I love you Oh, me,I love you Oh, th
I met you in my dreams (part one)
Sorry it is so long and in 2 parts.It started as a romantic poem but after 2 lines my wicked sence of humour took over and I could not stop writing.I hope it brings a smile to your face.
I met you in my dreams (part two)
As I have said in part one sorry it is so long.Still hope it brings a smile to your face
Moses’ Rod!
Hi God I am Moses’ Rod He used me to prod Your men into giving you a nod Unfortunately, now I’ve lost my prophet-bod Please send him my greeting aubade Let him know I am now in Baghdad
Good Girl
It is a little hazy The girl is like an English daisy She is interested in "The Maid Turned Mistress" by Battista Pergolesi
Two many mirrors
Too many mirrors. Continuing with the fun theme.
~C~D~B~
Hmmm. lol :) whats it say? A little funny for the day:)
A Bunch of Bad Gals Wish to Duel!
I respect everybody and everybody's opinions but some childish manners of especially some gals spoil the joy. I hope you will criticise me when necessary as criticism, if fair, helps us improve. You're welcome.