Ghosts Of Resolutions Past
Hahahahaha.....Happy New Year everyone.....Kindest regards, Andrew xxx
The long awaited New Years List
Feeling better..
Love Scale
Just having fun with numbers..lol
Merry Christmas
This sound I hear upon the roof What could it possibly be Could it be the reindeer hooves Or Santa's gliding sleigh This noise so strange drives me insane With wonder and suspense I need to look yet dare I not What if my hopes are dashed
Not
Not not not
want to masticate
lol..if you re-read and put this together these are all names of restaurants..lo.. mac donalds.. red robin... marie callenders colonel sanders kfc... burger king.hardy's a hamburger chain. sherri's restaurant. marie callender's and of course the taco bell..lol..
Apricot Wine
Thought it time for a Chuckle.
For There's Life In The Old Girl Yet
With a groan and a moan She rose from the lounge And shuffled to the kitchen She wriggled her butt back n forth For to elicit a response She gummed a smile As she licked her lips And said 'hello big boy' I shook with fright She was a hundred
Too Much Love
In the mid of night I do wake To find your arms around me All you want is to make love I don't know if I can stand it Kissing here and kissing there And all this...I love you... Enough to drive a man insane With all this lovey doveying So qui
Old Man Winter
I don't play well in the cold..lol.
Cereal Killer
Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!
KIDS
L.............1
santas bad day
just another bit of fun, i wrote this down based on a little joke my sister made some time ago, i quite enjoy doing poems when i can think of something that might be funny too,
Feel Free To Outrave Me
If you wish to go for it the words are below...easy to find the meanings. neonate...nene...rambutan...raillery...legalese...dulcify...dryad... triste...trigon...macchia...maduro
up rooted
ok well the boy didn't actually pull all the trees out of the ground he is old enough to call a tree removal company and have them pull all the trees out of the ground while mommy was to busy being mommy to the milk man while daddy was on vacation and no I do not have a little boy or not even a little girl. this is just a poem. lol
My Best Friend
Random thoughts © Copyright, bigcadillac
~~ Fun To Be Funny~~
Wow this was real writing this real right l.o.l.
Since I don't have you...
Following the unexpected removal of my gallbladder.
DOUBLE TAKE
A lil fun with a re-write...
Steven
Just Me
Lies
watch out for lies.
In the Cellar
To apply for room ring 666roomforrent
Einstein
E=Mc..confusion..lol
Horror Story
Strange cognitions Errie night Bone rattling horror before my sight Sweat like an ocean dripping down my face 'Oh, please deliver me from this wretched place!' I swallow my spit and stare in awe That thing will eat me toes and all So I s
Mug Child
He's a real mug child and he gets pretty wild When he gets back home finds his Mum's smoked all his cones and his Father has mastered the art of getting plastered while his sister's trippin' over the moon
~~~ Lucky Number Is Three ~~~
Always like the odd number three 3 is the number on my chart... ~~~ Monkey see, monkey hear, monkey do ~~~
Fruit and Vegetable
There was a writing contest at The Bardroom, Budapest, on the theme 'fruits and vegetables.' This is my entry, slightly revised. (It is supposed to be funny.) It has also been published on the international literary forum IRODALOM: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10153
little blackbird
please don't shoot me - i didn't really kill it - just fed it
French Onion Soup?
Just a fun write. Actually wasn't THAT bad.
Tantalizing Taste of a Frog
<------ Have you seen this frog?? Can't blame a girl for advertising. Maybe shouldn't with this poem. Oh well what is it they say no guts no glory
Soulmate
I have had way to much coffee....
Is not the end of life
I am good, but they said am not, yes they took away my light, but its not the end of my life I am bright i have got my reta
Perched On The Pot (little silly)
I was a teenager just goofing around.. sorry if it's offensive,, just thought it was funny :)Hope it brings a smile to SOMEONE
My Haiku
long ago, playing drinnking games, someone declared the 'Hasselhoff Rule' where you finish everything you say with ...David Hasselhoff. I dont drink much (winning) and got to thinking....
WARTS AND ALL
Good things (I mean, palindromes) come in small packages, so give it a try! Good luck to you all!
Closeted Fears Within
Gotta get to bed earlier and throw out all those old immitation fur coats...lol.
I INTENDED TO CALL
A friend shared her story. It was so funny I had to write.
Zombie.com. Dating Site 100% Free!
just for fun..
Halloween Downloads
In the Spirit (haha) of Halloween.
Daylight Savings
Also published on my international literary list: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/irodalom/message/10131 (Submissions are welcome.)
Ten ways to ward off a Zombie
It's typical this season to look out your window and see a horde of Zombies dragging accross your front lawn. But fear not. Here are some tried and proven tips to ward off those pesky Zombies who are only out for blood. You can thank me later.
Stop Stealing My Sun
For all you good folks 'down under' the equator :)