Love on the edge of town
tread carefully
Pigeon
Everyday I go down and read to the pigeons. We have an agreement. I read to them and I take one home for dinner. Pigeon 1: “look it’s that tuned loony who thinks we understand English!” Pigeon 2: “I thought he was talking to himself?” Pigeon
Juju
life within the walls
To Clap Or Not To Clap
Got a lot of claps last week for The Ghetto by Elvis, got no claps last night for Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.
Anomaly
I had recently a birthday .. usually it was a warm sunny day. but this time it suddenly started to snow, it was a little bit strange and unusual....)))
Mosquito Coast
East coast of Nicaragua and Honduras, named after Miskito Indians. Harrison Ford movie, not that I've seen it.
The ghost of Chairman Mao
In John Cooper Clarke style, some light relief.
~The 3 legged duck~
:) ha i love it, cheers all.
coining it
to a five penny piece I shrunk to the size as life made me hard in the head and eyes so pressed ganged was I on a leathery ship that lived in a pocket on the side of her hip and life wasn't easy and life wasn't hard it was tough bedding
Happy Man Blues
Parody of Love in Vain
fizzion chips
cambridge on a sunny morn a professor deep in thought a quasi quantum quandary his mind now overwrought now the kernel of dilemma the cause of his unease? with fish and chips for dinner.. should I go with mushy peas? symbiotic clarity co
Little April
blues lyrics, calendar love
Bottle of Love (A Saga)
First one for a couple of years, back to a trusted style
Wet Dream
Just checking to make sure everyone is awake out there. lol
Gossip
The dark clouds gathered before thunder Oh I wish (if only) the rain would deliberately rain down and touch carefully her palm The most important thing is I felt her in my veins The memories of her flow steadily They are like the fi
Driving Miss Daisy......
Unusually black night driving back from a job ......
William Shakey
An ode to the life less lived
Joke
time for some levity
Spam
You never know!! or do you??
Vertical
Well! nuff said anti haiku
Angry dwarf
A dwarf has his reasons never discuss the finer points of pole vaulting
Writers block
Poetic tomes, grammatical strife in a high piled, white tiled, scrabble life consonants collide vowels vault the sentence structure isn't neat a faulty concept incomplete I'll have to have another try this poetry nonsense is do or die :)
knock, knock. .
just dropping by just going to sleep sorry too tired to read your lovely poems coz been spending more time in the gym. . maybe Sunday ill read and comment good night my dear poets and god bless!
Death bed joke
spotted from Rabbi Shmuley Boteach video
Nun of the Above
some zesty word play ..
Masks and the office
Masks may introduce a new dynamic into the office haha
Towering Wino
Don't dream about this guy :)
Cow Attack
A little bit of light-hearted humor and a smile for you all. :-) "Roy" is my cousin, and he did find the truck and was instructed to get it cleaned out- white glove style- Cost him a small fortune, but it was well worth it. He was also instructed to put leather scented air freshener in it. The windshield was replaced as well. The 'ol truck was sold to a 16 year old boy who had been dreaming of some wheels of his own. :-)
Driving Error
Driving Instructor: “why do you keep coming back Dave?” David: “I want to pass”. Driving Instructor: “you won’t pass unless you take the goddam test!” David: “I’m not sure I’m ready”. Driving Instructor: “I’ve spent more time driving w
~ Lie to Me ~
Do you care? Now tell me ~ Don't Lie! Lol
Night adventure
Just an attempt to write something funny
The Horse Clinician
Last Fall my beloved and I went to go watch our neighbor who trains horses, and he recounted to us his feelings on the whole thing. This is a telling of his experience.
Ten Little Boyfriends
Just a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.
Be-Twixed
How do you like your chocolate?
Online Dating
A fun tale about the trouble with online dating.
On and On and On She Goes
I must be a terrible person.
WORD OF THE DAY CHALLENGE
Jazzy's "Word of the Day Challenge"! Will be extremely happy if you make any sense of it.
Damaged goods
A lil something lol
Round and Round
A thought on life
Toilet power, Dad growls
You know me ... And my quicky lines ....Ha ha ha
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
I look in the mirror and what do I see Surely that image cannot be me My eyes are still blue and my hair is still blonde Of those little wrinkles I'm not very fond Oh mirror mirror on the wall Tell me my looks are not fading at all Lie to me lo
Clearance rack
Overheard this sorting through the clearance rack