that kebab
my head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in time oh no I need to go splurge the loo is covered disentry the order of the day in an out
Food and Humour (A Challenge)
lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol
The FishingTrip
pelican pie anyone?
Higher learning
I find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame now it's lit I won't feel a thing after this hit When its more than I can take I get faded To keep
duck suspect
a non smoker has entered horrifying details how he kills little ducks babies, this serial killer has come into the ducks life, left a brutal comment, he, in response to his comment the wolf is on the prowl, every inch of ground i hope he is
high noon
they stroll down the alley as shadows flee away come the strike of 12 will be somebody's final day all the talking done a patch of dirt will have its say guess it was always meant to be that way one man walking on,the other on a horse of grey so
Death The Musical
Well Im just saying..I think it would be a hit and with the revenue I am bringing the drive in movie theaters back
Old White Tail
Just a bit of humour ... try to imagine it to the tune of some old sad country song
Left, Left, Keep Marching
A bit of dark humour
duck continued
i am hiring the wolf to track you down a bounty is on your head he will sniff out the cukprit as for the pig he plays the myrter in all this the stench of it he claims to be guilty the beast wanted to make curry of me if only the pig knew what
kid at heart
I think its a great escape from the worries and fears of my "grown up" responsibilities which I can handle reasonably well. if I keep in touch and relax with that childhood fun side of me...nothing wrong with that! ....is there?
Broken feet
Bart said the pimp sent a short message l wept for thee at ten to three
A message to Plucky ( Dark Horse)
Ladies and Gentlemen , friends and poets please do not watch the horrific videos below if you have a weak or sensitive hearts and compassion for these kind quacking animals unless your Plucky or Liam than I am laughing in a very sinister laugh. I have posted videos of Pluckys demise and of his twin brothers. http://youtu.be/jAyFxY4Ntxw http://youtu.be/0xzRKjAiWpY http://youtu.be/Yp6dDXTVDkA
high noon bounty hunter
Thought I'd mosey in on this challenge...
Whining...
Ugh I feel old sometimes...
beard
bearrrrrrrrrrrds
By the Time You Read this
I will have aged.... Not a lot, but it happens so quickly I remember the excitement of turning 16...... "Sweet" 16 I can drive. 18...An "adult" now... NO!!! Not 30... Middle age CAN'T be 40... Social Security statements?? OBVIOUSLY n
Plagiarism
thank you all, to who have unbeknownst contributed' Love Soph
Shadow /challenge/
Did I get away with something or what? Lol.
Zzzzzzzzzz!
Only thirty maidens who know the magic word can wake me from my slumber.
SOS! 'I'm floating
Another mother-in-law story.lol
Asdf
Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm colourblind And shit at poetry.
The Roads Ahead
life
To the one that got away :(
Dedicated to B Hackling (why - hackle, hackle - as an opening line), a pal on his birthday.
JACK'S NOT NIMBLE
another nursery poem trashed
Old Lady Nursery Rhyme
There was an old lady Who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids She didn't know what to do. * * * * EVIDENTLY !
High Noon (Morgen and Cafe lets duel)
Hey that was fun all in fun to respond to Morgens poem Indians and Cowboys and Cafe left a comment so I am calling them out to meet me High Noon .
The Wild & Woolly West
Spoof!
Shopping Madness
I witnessed a stampede of "shoppers" last year during the infamous "day after Thanksgiving" sale. Enough said.
Not All Bugs Taste the Same
Pondering
Thoughts on Time
I think I noticed some more wrinkles the day I wrote this.... so, I stopped shaving using the mirror and just go at it blind in the shower. I accrue a few more cuts this way, but I have not written about "Time" since then!
HIGH NOON SAGA challenge
what I started with INDIAN AND COWBOY Jesse continue it with HIGH NOON so if anyone wants to try and continue with the flow of this funny poetry please come aboard it has to follow with the names and their casting. . me - red Indian Jesse -
Self defence
Just for fun
Breathless
You thought what? Shame on you :)
The room
New stuff...
Indians and cowboys (for Jesse)
this goes out for Jesse who got me inspired by his earlier poem dedicated to you brother, broom to room , and kick to sticks, this is for you coz you're Wanted
Nothing Overlooked
Nothing is more than just a simple word Its an adjective, a noun, it's a subject,or a verb Whats in the box? nothing at all Anticipation with excitement or disappointment
nan
i have a nan who is always lazy she farts and blows it drives me crazy she slurps and gobbles at her tea i think myself she is a lazy be she talks out loud to herself she eats me ma out of house and home this is the reason i wrote this poem
A short story
Best seller! Lol.
"YOU'LL DINE AGAIN!"
You can be the king of the rock, there’s no race to the top. In the game of hide and seek, I’ll find your Gräfenberg spot. Your gratification will be expressed in every tremble I’ll take pleasure in making that cookie crumble. Lick it, sip it whe
These City Streets
Just observing