~Bare in Belize~ Limerick
There was a bald man from Belize his dog had a case of the fleas every itch he would scratch losing hair in each patch now they both save on haircutting fees~
Idle poets!
I write. You write. They write. Write Right!
wandering man limerick
There was a young man who just wandered and all of his wealth he just squandered bereft of the companions and pleasure and far from his life of pure leisure to work on a farm which did him no harm If eating with hogs is measure at last he di
Do you believe in destiny?
Just wanna write a very sweet and romantic poem before Valentine's Day, but my sweet & romantic poems (supposed to be) always become funny & crazieeeee... >_<//
The Postman always calls twice!!
I'm always waiting for the postman, he'll be the 'death' of me LOL.
WINE
I wrote this poem one evening while drinking wine (waiting on some divine intervention to help me with a book I was writing)...It was just for fun....
its a dogs life
Its a dogs life gotta tell you wearing goggles like these so i m frowning who would nt this dog dont want to swim in sea so i m in a mood look what
"Kiwiana"
my first attempt...lol! SS
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a lengthy love affair (limerick)
that was some kiss! silliness reigns......
Limerick elsewhere than Nantucket
Poor Nantucket was getting such a bad wrap.
Limerick Weekend #2
I once had a friend try to borrow My money with tales of sorrrow. And so he did say I need it yesterday! "No Problem! Just ask me tomorrow!".
About nothing
Suggested by a comment to one poem.
The Man In The Moon.
There's a lovely full moon over here in Kerry tonight, I feel moved ?
To 'Beard' or not to 'Beard' ?
It's getting warmer so it may come off, maybe.
The Maid from Kilkenny
There once was a Maid from Kilkenny Out walking one day found a penny This worked in her favour Cos one day it saved her When the toilet door she didn’t need to jemmy
murphys troubles
The policeman asked murphy "What's afoot?" as murphy lay nearby. "as a rule it is 12 inches and on that you can rely." "Are you trying to be funny" he said in much disdain and muttered quietly within "this ones going to be a pain." "So wh
limerick 2
There was an young woman from france who wandered about in a trance til one day she fell into a wishing well now they wish for a woman from france
Grandad ahhhh.
It was simpler to write than the good stuff :-)
poem
complaining about poem
mike tyson limerick
i hope this is right iv looking limericks etc up all day if its not i am sorry
seeks
lazy to complete it
Limerick
There was a man from Nantucket, Got heavy hiccup in his stomach, He said: "I'd better think of project, Seek shelter on another heavenly object, Damn limericks or otherwise I'll kick the bucket".
All the nice girls.....
AHA!......a clean one.....lol....Andrew...xxx
She was only the vicars daughter.......
lol.....xxx....Andrew
a nose job
ummmmmm.....lol...no excuse for this one...dunno where it came from
the decline of Nantucket
see, I've a bit of a potty mouth...
limerick (nantucket by the sea)
it seems the in place is nantucket and this is easy to tell with the sea and the shells the deckchairs for two the kids with the spades and bucket
A young lady from Spoad
lol.....Ribitt....Ribitt.....Andrew...xxx
There was a young lady.......
Oh Dear!......ho hum....lol.....xxx
Encouragement
Following the suit, of limericks, coming down like a rainfall.
Rancher In Las Cruces (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
In vain
I admit I am no good at limericks, but it doesn't mean I surrender.
.... from Nantucket
see...clean...hah! (dammit)
The Coyote and The Cowboy (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick. :)
Cowgirl In Wyoming (Limerick)
Cowboy Limerick :)
hedi's past
best job I ever had (can I please be age 20 again?)
OOOOOPS!
Toilet humour.....lol....xxx
There once
There once was a lass from Kilkenny Who’s admirers on line were many She mailed and she posted Her bits, they got roasted And so she decided to Write poetry ...
I knew there had to be a catch...
love my children...
The Limerick Challenge
My jean's are tight My top is low and all about is quivering it's friday night, the lights are low so when are you delivering ...........
And then there was.........
For the not so sensitive souls....lol....funny what one remembers from school......Andrew...xxx