Ode to Online Dating
Just penning some thoughts about this "reality", the phenomena we call "online dating", what is it really? Something to ponder!
Belly Dance (quite the challenge)
On my recent trip back from the U.S., I did manage to bring back my Bellydance workout DVD, my portable DVD player & even another voltage converter... So this challenge is quite timely --& I've managed to get to just the start of the arm & hand movements... & the ending on this poem is fictional(I hope..)
The Body Farm
This was inspired by a friend of mine who was thinking of leaving her body to the Body Farm
Tomfoolery
Saturday funnery.
It’s Friday
Friday humor! Cheers!
Empowered drama kings (lol)
Once upon a time I used to snivel I'd even swivel with a snivel But the mayor of Snivelsville called a town meeting 'Hark unto me O thou snivelers of Snivelsville.' 'Cast thy snot rags to the wind..' 'Let not thy drama torn hairy chest
Earthly Beings
Earthly Beings I'm searching for an earthly being who would appreciate a space cadet. Sometimes I suffer from loneliness, just to have someone aboard my ship. I’m still looking to explore this thing called sex that all the earthly beings talks so
I Am The Best
I wrote this poem because I was bored
Recipe for heartache
Mnnn...tasty
The secret
We were just teenagers when you told me your secret I wish you never had.. Standing in your mothers kitchen your eyes lit up when you described what you had found and you grabbed me and made me swear that I'd never reveal the secret When you
time travel
To travel In time a very different place To the future Or to the past To allter are mistakes To change what will be To end are hard times To fix are past To mend are mistake To end the past Are new future we will create A life of wa
Wifi Love
Had to update this poem, wrote it a while ago when you used to connect to the internet with a modem so now it's been changed from modem love to wifi love
I dont want to...
just a funny poem from my first publication, I started writing a book last year just to see if I could, and it gives me a new hobby which I enjoy
Venus Women
More crazy thoughts from my Imagine Love scenarios. Here's to Women from Venus and Men from Mars!
so good
SO IS WANT EVER U THINK IT ?
Garlic is for Lovers
If you know some of my work, I'm pretty much crazy! Enjoy!
Coffee and Poetry
Reposting this as I have collaborated with an English Prof in CA and this version is worth posting again! Here's to all the coffee drinkers!
My Inbox
It's like this..I am just crazy enough to be fun! But not certifiable...yet! Caffeine!
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
I found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who certainly knows how to "maintain" his level! Here's to you Ravi! Have a laugh today, it's good for your heart!
cheeky me
flirting with reality
im not a poet and i already know it
jus me being a lil silly
rapturecapture
For our mysterious facinating maiden..so talented.. so sweet soooooooooo!
no driver
Into the taxi you climb Destination a voice is spoken Destination given Naught to sixty in ten seconds You sit an ponder Watchin the view Clenched buttocks You sit and smile You trust the driver with gritted teeth Hand clench ed Y
Mental health shop visit.
I was advised to visit your shop All things are not too happy up top You may need some introspection To prompt you back in the right direction I hope you suggest a road toward The Man, who cuts your family with his sword On our path
My Mailbox
Just some Humor on Tuesday...no tears today!
Knocker Knockers
More of a tongue twister inspired by a forum
Castle coffee
Anybody want a sip of this coffee? Come on now don't be shy. Lol
The wizards potion
Stir stir bubble and boil Churn churn in loves sweet toil This maidens lure is one smooth lotion She'll never resist this seductive potion Sprinkle exotic herbs and she's bound to squeal Add a few strange grapes and she'll surely kneel O,
Private Email
I need to "calm down"...lol..the word warrior in me is on a bit of a war path...HELP!
on the lighter side
I came upon a tiny troll while dancing in a dream, with her hands filled with crayons she painted each new scene. The sky was pink, the sun quite purple the flowers crimson red, vermilion streams and crystalline dreams danced around her he
Hi, I'm New on Here
It's not the "Hi, I'm new here...it's what follows...its disturbing and I had to address it, I feel better now!
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© Part TWO
I enjoyed the fact I could write such a funny poem
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS©
i wrote it when I was angry when we were supposed to say, Happy Holiday in stead of Merry Christmas.
POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS© The end
It has been published and I like to make people laugh. Anyone interested in screenwriting in the Florida Clearwater area?
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©
I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books and screenplays.... this is my life.
What I Don't Know I Knew
I was visitng with Aristotle...in my mind...you know his famous quote "The more you know, the more you know you don't know.” And I just wanted to be silly with that thought and pen a little craziness! If you think about it...it is true though!
Friends in High Places
I was listening to this song at work and imagining I was the owner of the company. The original song is Garth Brooks: Friends In Low Places.
This Is More Fun To Do Than Watching Soccer
I have watched about 20 seconds of the world soccer so far. All I know is the game is being played in Brazil and the US is out.
Help
A place to start
The Exam
No exam that I ever had to do ... thank goodness
A drunkards poem #2
Once a pun a TIm e.. ¥ 2 +9 ------- = 4 ANy wa y. On ce a pond a t ime a wom@n went to LIVE I n thE woods She ESCAPED from the IRS.. $ She said thE IRS was a Whore$ She traveled dow n a Narrow path And a green Chicken chewe
Live,Laugh,DIE!,DIE!
Even a poorly scripted movie like" Leprechaun 4 Leprechaun In Space" can brighten up my day, but EvilBong still takes the cake ….Cheers