I Must Have You
Price: $9.7 million This fifteen foot Bugatti Royale is one of only six that were built. Its huge 12.7-litre engine was originally meant for use in aircraft, and it is one of the largest ever fitted into a car. This example was sold in 1987 during a Christie’s auction at the Royal Albert Hall in London.
The Day After Yesterday
There was a time when I was blind So I couldn’t hear them coming I tried to run for warning to give But I forgot my legs were missing I rode a goat who had no head But had to stop to milk it The bull gave birth to a lamb Who took off flying
She Leaves.
Waiting on the platform as the train vibrates by.
chocoholic ........SG's challenge
roast almond chocolate is pretty damn fine but then again the ferrero range is simply divine belgian chockies bring me smile so does cadbury's homely old style anything with nuts and raisins too or maybe caremello is chocolate true t
Eulogy For HD
A bit of humour
Death In My Room
There stood death in my room I must admit looking rather angry Tapping his feet to an unheard beat As I kept working on the PC He kept mumbling under his breath As he was waiting for me to finish Far be it for him to take me mid stride He wa
Gone Fishing Part 2
Part 2, since it was too big to post all at once.
Gone Fishing Part 1
I wrote this to remind myself that sometimes a little patience is required before you find what you are looking for. :)
Fill...
Think about it, this can reflect many situations....
funny :)
She stood there by the ocean, The breeze gently lifted her hair. Of that seagull just above her, She was totally unaware. Seemingly floating in the sky, The seagull’s wings were still. I think it paused to take good aim, And drop a mess at w
The Not So Perfect Woman
Here is a nonsense poem I have written, I hope you like this. Written: 6th July 2013
the worst of times
Ummmmm Yeaaaaaa That was not a SHE OMG!!!
the best of times
Had an itch, She voulunteered Oh that feels GOOD
I could tell
This is actually the kind of crazy talk I've heard people say back in the 60's and early seventies. Lol.
Welcome to Heck
Just playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck.
A Dublin Bus Station.
Waiting in the bus station. A multitude of nations not seeing each other!.......
How to win a man!
From the library of Congress.. 'The Book of Dudes.' The difinitive guide. $29.99
Bill's Challenge to me
I wonder what you other poets can do with them lol ps there is a time limit of 30 minutes to write something with them
Luas Platform.
Waiting at the bus stop.
I caught. . .
this is dedicated to Pink aka dejavu4u hope to give you the biggest gift that is to make you laugh
Catch me if you can!
Poof ! You gotta move faster than that darlin..' Follow your heart... HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . . HEART . . . . . . .
He Asked, She Asked.
Just waiting.
Next Stop.
Travelling on the (Luas). Our electric trams.
No Smoking.
Waiting in the bus station.
Hide and seek
You've been hiding for to long now I've been counting lets play hide and seek! Ready or not here I come for you Don't make a sound or your through U Tremble at the sound of my voice Don't cry now it was your choice Did u think I'd never f
If Violets were Red
I've always pondered the great mysteries - one of which is: "if violets were red, and roses blue"
North Dakota
North Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the sunflower fields and the bossy manager ripping on an employee where we ate at a mall in Grand Forks. This is a parody of Kokomo by the Beach Boys
clinically dysfunctional
Is what the doctor described, as me. I went for a 2nd opinion, to challenge His hypocrisy. How dare he say im dysfunctional, He knows nothing about me. I know there are some issues, In my own family. Like my grandma often runs around town
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the aching
attention frog lovers
he is sending a message via his lips on a beautiful lilly his trumpet to pan dreaming frog basking in the sun the frog loves beautiful butterflies sleeps at night under the star with the moths peter you get everywhere it must be the fairy dust
Prarie Thoughts
Wrote this while I was baling hay back in Texas about 1987.
sad frog
now what do you say to that peter just because you wear green dont make you a frog
The Females Lament
one of the times when I fell like poking fun at us males. So often the males of many species suffer the same fate.
ate to much now the answer
smelly fart talks in a roaring farting wind evil farty you made me pass wind duck and dive it wasent me it was you if only the walls could talk or even echo someone would have a clue the horrible smell of it the truth would say its you if
A Bit of Dark Horse
for Tracy's challenge to me
Recession
Roses are red Violets are blue, i picked them from my neighbors yard so it was free of charge.
Lets Bake a Cake
I think that hen will be Sunday dinner
Who am I (the pen)
I read your mind quick as you can blink I will do the writing all you need to do is think Put me on a piece of paper I will deliver the ink I come in many colors from midnight blue to pink You words can come and go , thoughts you can forget My w
that kebab
my head spins the room going round on a merry go round my head does spin my feeling of vomiting rush to the loo I do go just to make it in time oh no I need to go splurge the loo is covered disentry the order of the day in an out
Food and Humour (A Challenge)
lets get some laughter going as we read your efforts lol
The FishingTrip
pelican pie anyone?
Higher learning
I find my higher learning After lessons learned from my wrong turning I played with fire Maybe that's why I'm still burning I sparked the flame now it's lit I won't feel a thing after this hit When its more than I can take I get faded To keep