Wish Upon a Ticket
I buy the ticket so I can dre-e-e-eam...
Gimme a Shot
Blatantly pandering to prospective employers... :D
Western Union Pleeeeeese
One in the eye for scammers..courtesy of western union....LOL
Silly Stuff, Mrs Fledgler gets stitched up
The Fledgler’s rusting Lada rumbles determinedly down the middle lane of the M5 southbound, their caravan veering desperately behind, swinging across the carriageway at varying angles between 30% and 60%, evoking unprecedentedly vile verbal volleys f
Silly stuff; Mrs Fledgler, The Funeral.
Well what can I say really???
The one that got away
Just a good old fishing yarn..about the one that got away...
What Am I?
Tired and Just messing around lol
frasier or seinfeld
entertainment on tv sometimes it can be fun other times it can be annoying there is always a different reaction people see things in their own way
Running the show
People in charge can be difficult. I agree with Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates
Alternative Halloween
something to smile at ... much more how a day should be :)
To Be or Not To Be...Smoke Free?
Shall I suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? WARNING! Some medications prescribed to promote good health may be hazardous to your health, if not lethal, and folks around you 'better watch out'! In a recent visit to my good doctor,
RAPPIN’ WITH THE MONEY MAN
Yo, boy! Oh boy! Come rap with me. Let’s go find some real money. I’m the man who has the dough And all the things you ought to know. Yes, I have just the loan for you. Buy a nice shiny car and a big house too. Just sign right here on the d
untitled
this poem is about being able to handle even the nasty dark early in the morning with a little help from ur bff..........LMAO!!
No Sweatin' in my Sweats
Sweats, the 21st century's leisure suit Cozy, comfy, and mosquito proof. Sweats are not for perspiration. Don them now for relaxation. Red and yellow, purple, blue. Sweats come in
spel chak
wat kin I saay
Moola Jive
I love money, I love cash. I’ve got to keep my money in a stash. ‘Cause money and me’s a spendin’ spree. A buck, a buck, a buck, a buck, a buck. I love money just for me. I love the moola jive that it gives me. My money and me, we’re curr
I Like You, Haiku
A haiku attempt that couldn't shy away from rhyming. I think it is more of a challenge to rhyme within syllable guidelines, it's a lot more fun, too. I really was sprayed in the eyes by a skunk when I was twelve, and strangely enough, my vision has always been great!
They egged my car...
Ain't apartment living grand?
Pattern of Beats
Many sounds and beats in the world keep us moving through our lives.
along these lines
sitting in the dark (at a concert) writing
Mrs Fledglers's Duty
I have never heard of her before either..
The Publisher Is Not Responsible...
Inspired by the unintentionally comic submission guidelines of a certain poetry anthology. Perhaps not surprisingly, the piece was rejected.
Girl Scouts
amazing grace...I found this exchange interesting and thought that I would share it...
Hidden
You never know what the snow hides.
Sudden Awakening
Poetry Magazine actually published this a few years ago. Go figure. LOL
Orange Dream
a silly dream, huh?
cure for a broken heart
This is dedicated to one of the male nurses I worked with in A/E.They were all great but when we first started to use Histocryl glue in the place of sutures, this particular chap completely glued his fingers on one hand together with it, priceless....
WHAT did you say?
The power of one has come and gone, the power of two is me and you, the power of three?,,F##k me, i'm going back to one,,,bye,, .........I'm gone!
BAR--FLY
a typical weekend night for me,and for all you singles out there!!!enjoy.
Code red
A question mark hangs overhead, on all we've done, and all we've said, true to me or true to you, colour brown or colour blue, action stations on red alert, time to flee,,,there's no rebirth engage, .......mach three.
Ah well!
Got a fetish you want to come true? Say it to me I'll do it for you,,,,, I smiled and said,,I've got some of those,,,,,open your mouth and suck on my toes, her mouth fell open, but twas not for me,,,you can f##k off,,, it never will be,,,she s
Come in Scotty
Hey Scotty are you up there?,,can you beam me up outta here to anywhere, I don't care, everyone's crazy,, lost their minds, loopers, bloopers, all kinds, some write poetry and try their best,, still cant seperate from all the rest, is the
a limerick dream
yeah ... i do have a day job ... thanks.
How It Works
Just an acknowledgement of the softer, gentler nature of women.
magician politician
like they say..."vote early...vote often!"
Positively negative.
Be stern,,, be strong for the short term, don't waiver,, don't wilt,, sucesss you will savour, Persistance wins out,,,eventually,, this is the truth,,,as you will see, Resist, persist,,,,and you will get there,,,don't worry,,,,don't care, Sta
god help me
a few days ago jesus spoke to me on tv- a slick-devil he is too, all pieced together in new italian shoes- book and tapes to show the way. to get straight, narrow and clean up a stained lifetime only costs twenty-bucks! i mailed it in r
The end is nigh
So, what's the story with this orb we live on? are we close to extinction,, are we close to gone? Global warming, fires and floods, hurricanes and people in hoods, The icecap is melting, the coasts erode, a secret meaning?,,,,a God code? T
The Row
Freezing, frozen, unyielding, vast Sheets of ice covering warm feelings past Sheer indignation causes the skeleton to shiver Heart muscle stops angrily then begins to quiver Number is deleted by pointing, accusing fingers Smoke from resentment s
A Kilt
I'm portuguese, I don't really know the scottish culture. Just like kilts.
I Wanna Do That!
"Hey baby,, I got a new book,,come over here and take a look",,, So I wandered on over,, like I was in clover,,,peaceful and happy,,, till she said make it snappy,,,,, she opened a page,,,just where she sat,,, pointed to it and said,,,"I wanna
Breakfast at a Diner
Funny thing, I enjoyed a meal at an all day breakfast joint. Before I wrote this.