Gold Digger!
uh..I'm gonna go with gold digger? lol
Crazy Joe
For Granddad
Jeeves
Jeeves of course was the butler.
That Kind of Day
Because every now and again, it's like that.
Pretty Happy
I'm bored.
IRREPARABLE
Some things can't be repaired! It came to mind....... I detest politics! tweaked 11/30/17
Vote me this September
Election time here.
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
yes its freezing here, some classics from Rodney Dangerfield to cheer us up.
Words Aren't Enough
The old saying action speaks louder than words. Oh yeah!
Lovley Lights
Ants are so cool.
Macri gato
President Macri is a cat
a minute as a cricket
Lol why not eh. Cheers all.
Dear Deer
I spend 10 years writing this poem
THAT BOOK YOU STOLE
Found in 1924 Algebras text book. Author unknown.
~ Dum ~ Dum ~ Dee ~ a ~
reminiscing
Are you insane? Check yes/ no
A lil fun on Monday night? Can't take ourselves to seriously can we?
Alien
A tribute to every sci-fi movie I ever saw. lol
bY My nAMe Of m y P rofIle%..(?) Lol.
Scam Master! Lol.
Broken Man
Men and their cars!!, the great compensator, I wrote this about four years ago, it still makes me smile. We used to have a funny night on here, those were the days, for those who can remember.
A Fairy Tale
I love fairy tales especially with a happy ending.
Kato Had Some Playdough
Kato had some playdough He made a pink panther And took him to his school All the kids gathered around Made a happy sound They thought pink panther playdough was cool They did a pink panther dance And when the teacher got the chance She t
Tom Fiddlebox
My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I have lost my colored socks. I married a fox, But she turned out to be an ox. My name is Tom Fiddlebox, I work on broken clocks. I saw a fish, who talks, It sank my boat out on the docks. My name is Tom Fiddlebox,
Neighbor Ned
I have a neighbor I'll just call him neighbor ned When I was seven or eight he hit me over the head It was a short 2by4 but tap tap tap went neighbor ned You see he had an intelligent plan And with that 2by4 in his hand And what no one till n
Always Like That
Always like that That's what they say about him But why do they get so mad Oh were they always like that Just what has he done Has he hurt anyone Why do they make fun Or were they always like that Some people are the jury Some people ar
Two Strikes
Long ago I sent lara croft a friend request on face book I got turned down Long ago I dedicated a song to her at karaoke It was called ocean front property I guess I guess lara croft doesn't like me Well after two strikes I said that was the
Ticker Tape Parade
Tick me off again And see the flare of my pen Once I could say naught Now I can say and not be caught So it's up to you gang up on the side you want But think now and then Before you tick me off again Hesitate before you say amen Years ha
Really Big Trouble
Sometimes I write good sometimes I write bad No it goes this way Sometimes I write bad sometimes I write awful Sometimes I write crazy sometimes I write serious Sometimes I write rhymes sometimes I write delirious Sometimes I write after befor
Doghouse Letter
He got a doghouse letter From the half that is better Now sparky's on a chain Pretending to be tame What did he do he doesn't have a clue So for the time he's in a bind And he's gonna play it cool Why is he always the last one to know Gue
I Don't Like Rap
Play games with me and I play them back Sounds like a rap song And I don't like that I don't like rap No I don't like rap Hey I don't like rap Insinuations and innuendos Won't let it go And live my life in limbo Talk in person or l
Noem Wrote A Poem
His name was noem He wrote a poem His clothes were tattered He had to sewem When he walked down the road People asked where was he goem I'm goem to town he replied To see dr. Jekyll and mr. hyde He was a little weird as you can tell He s
Taste a woman
Oh, for heavens sake. What's it take to get a date on Saturday night? Somebody needs to get some pizza up in this joint! Lol It's all in good fun.
Purple
Purple is a color Liked by woman and by man It's used to name a rock band I'm a big deep purple fan Some singers sing of purple rain Some movie titles too The color of my favoured fruit It's mixing red and blue The goths are always wearing i
Maine is good for snow, and dogs.....
I wrote this poem being silly, and stewpid.......
Art of war VI
Come. listen while i melt your ear. Like sweet honey down your neck. Pooling on clavicle. Dripping down bosom and chest Sultry thick steam. Passion, the spark igniting the fog. Uncontrollable. Chain reaction. unstoppable. No anxiety.
Youtube
There are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapelle, Patton Oswalt, and Larry David. There are lots of accident and prank videos like Jimmy Kimmel's I ate all your halloween candy.
How I came to write poetry
Lol or what?
The Nothing Poem
Ok, cut me some slack..I'm off work today..lol.
Meek mill
Why feed her red lobster when you got the dollar menu .
CA LuPa
Why is ever girl on this site like fifty or more. Is there any mid age women like twenty or even thirtys on this site let me know if you would like to talk about to quit .
Sweet
Girl you so sweet I would maybe like to meet. I hope you like KFC that's the place to be so think about it girl so I can sweep you off your feet.
A drunkards poem
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The only Diamond
The only diamond in the world that no one knew it