Welcome 2017!
2017. It's all for humour, so dun take it seriously :)
I Remember The First time It Happened..
I thought this was too good not to share.
"Merry Christmas to all"
Happiness overflows on this wonderful day!
Extremely
particularly fond maternal affection once offered
Press# 1 if you are looking for..
There it is ladies! It doesn't get any better than this. We feel blessed to offer you our finest selection of potential male companions. Come to our office with a copy of your birth certificate, proof of address, and your gas & electric bill.. You'll be glad you did! Lol. Cafe
Can you help me? I have Amnesia..
Lol. I simply can't remember. Cafe
My ideal woman
Ok..So I don't actually wear green socks..There is a point I won't cross.lol
What is a soulmate? Lol.
The difinitive guide to soulmates ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. A soulmate is a woman who saw me standing on the street corner staring aimlessly into space and said hello anyway because I looked so pathetic. 2.
GUILTY?!
Guilty? Don’t sweat it. Its nothing to loose sleep over. Your not to bad. Their are alot of people in the same boat, irregardless of what you may think. Just get ahold of you’reself, take a few mental notes, and move on from here. http://www.care2.com/greenliving/8-spelling-mistakes-even-smart-people-make.html
CS women have treated us guys unfairly..
Ok guys listen up. It's high time we group Together and make a Battle plan if we are going to survive the Feline tribe.. I've sent scouts into The CS maiden camps And I'm told they've Been beating the War drums They were seen building Bam
The "Cat" in the Hat
a bit of 60s nostalgia, plucking away at my 12 string this morning
The Emoticon's Are Coming!
I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened my back door! Accross the field they came running Mabey a thousand or more! There was Teddy Bear throwin' hearts with Smitten' close behind And army of Dancing Banana's marching to double time
Headliners
Tired of the same old boring headlines we read in the newspapers everyday? Well, let not your heart be troubled. Here is a short list of possible headlines I've created which might possibly catch your attention. 1. Nassa's Hubble Telescope di
A mortician's love poem.. Lol
It's obvious that most women in the world will be swooning over this passionate overture of undying love. What can I say? Some guys just got it going on. Lets get some pizza up in this house! Lol. Cafe
Conquer and surrender neighbourhood style
Folks if you have to fight early in the morning, Dont forget to take out the chainsaws and kitchen knives, Husbands fight fire with deadly fire, Tell your wives how bad she really looks once she is fully awake, And wives be cunning in your cat
What Women Want
This was written some time back. I don't think things have changed that much.
My astrological sign..lol
I'm supposed to be a Sagittarius..the Fire sign But have the astrologist's Miscalulated my position Among the planet's? They say on Wenesday I was in Jupitors House And on Thursday in Neptunes house But Friday, I was in Betty's house and
E-Motions
This is the orgin of E-Motions as told to me by some guy standing at a bus stop. lol..
The Heart's Conflict
This the feeling when you fall in love.A confusion,a state of dilemma is there.
Drink me
I do write quite a few funny ones too
Ten Little Girlfriends
I was looking through some of my past attempts at poetry and I found this one. I thought I'd submit it to such an esteemed site. Remind me to write the book someday. My thoughts are when it comes to girlfriends never over complicate the issue. It will do your head in!
Rent
This is one of the funniest clips by Will Ferrell I have ever seen. He is talking to a three year old girl in this comedy bit.
If Superman was...
If Superman was fat, Who would he be? Maybe a pizza guy, Or someone like me. If Superman was sad, How can we cheer him up? Maybe bring a circus clown, Or Morgan special brew tea in a cup. If Superman was mad, Who can save us from him? C
A Bag of Monkeys
Please note: (*) A "monkey" is racetrack/racing slang for $500= so obviously these are not "actual" monkeys - merely metaphorical ones. (**) Happy "Year of the Monkey" to all CS members.
The rain is falling...
It is still raining ...my mind is sleepy so a whacky ,tacky poem I present you all...dogmy raining catday ... Smile I know are reading and laughing !!! Ancient Bullman
ODE TO A WASP
Wasps bastards with wings
Unsanitary Blindness
A tank full of water, a bowl filled with pee, I drank from the toilet and now I can't see.
riddle
I am a handle to hold what the mind enfolds soft in a lovers ear or quiet as a mothers tear i can draw you close or make you run in fear I can be long or short or one or two or in the middle too I am the same for me and you but not the same its
All to myself .
I love my bed.
LOVE ON THE NET?!
A tongue-in-cheek novelty ode/song about my experience on dating sites thus far- not to be taken to heart or TOO seriously, though the experience ive had is pretty similar thus far!
I'm new on this site
OMG! When will all the scammers I get take a day off! Lol.
Transatlantic Translation Failure
No comment ;)
Mystic Meg
Just a little poem about mystic Meg .hahaha .
As Ancient as Macintosh
A bard as Ancient as Macintosh... The night wears a satin black, with countless poker dots diamonds, And in the morning sky, change into a silky gold, with fluffy laces of milky pearls, I once summoned a frighten toad, to fight a dancing
Mens insanity survey
Sit back ladies. Break out the popcorn and soda, (or whatever you've been smoking,) and contemplate this difinitive survey on the insanity of men. Film at 11:00. Are men really insane? Here are the results from the institute of 'What the freak wa
Of Poetry in the "First Person".
"I" hope the "fun police" never confiscate my "poetic license!"
The Easter Bunny
HOPPY EASTER! Hugz, Pink
Abe and the girls
Another bible classic
pink...
Just having fun! Take care. Blessings, Pink.
We are not SPARTANS
Can't think of a better title
Do not leave without a comment
Do not write a poem, when silent speak in silence. Do not feed the demons, biscuits and watermelons. Do not say to sitting ducks, that they're fierce dragons. Do not give lame excuses, to play with trolls and maidens. Do not kiss and